eBay tat volume 3.

[Sloth in a bowl]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/132579641421?ul_noapp=true

 

 

[Cavcraft]

Atomic

 

 

 

Automixer

 

 

Automic

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/automic-classic/173272345492?hash=item2857d62b94:g:tuEAAOSwjIta063v

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-Caprice-1980/332621064702

 

 

 

V6

 

V fucking what???

[Junkman]

I have a deep, distant urge to experience Beetle ownership.

No you don't.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/G-Wiz-G-Wiz-Bike-Powered-Engined-Car-Kit-Car-Track-Fast-Project-Whitchurch-SY13/323210083120?hash=item4b40d27b30:g:zFUAAOSwyupa06wq

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-toyota-tacoma-pick-up/253564107934

 

 

This was imported from Washington usa

 

Why? Why, I ask!

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Morris-Marina-oldest-known-1-3-coupe-surviving-with-long-MOT/352330612302

 

 

oldest known 1.3 coupe surviving

 

 

Needs piano dropped on it.

 

 

 

with long MOT

 

Four weeks would do.

[Junkman]

Woah!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercury-Marquis-Brougham-429-4v-V8-1972-US-Ford/323210034808

[Aston Martin]

Fuck me.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E34-M5-3-8-6-Speed-/123063995944

[Junkman]

Cor!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/auto-union-munga/292525178925

 

Seller does a good job talking everyone out of it.

[Junkman]

Jeezerz.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Auto-Union-DKW-1000/162956472832

 

 

A few extra Dials fitted to the dash

 

Like what? An oil pressure gauge?

[Alexg]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Mini-Clubman-Estate-1100cc-1976/292525147730

 

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-190D-2-5-manual/372278849718

 

 

They must have made a special interior for each and every customer:

 

[Ghosty]

The bike car! I'd love that thing.

[Cavcraft]

Isn't 'Sukida' Welsh for good night?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sukida-Commandor-125-Motorbike-cdi-Oxford/332621635279?hash=item4d71cb5ecf:g:pboAAOSwwcda0yfY

[mercrocker]

I have a deep, distant urge to experience Beetle ownership.

 

 

 

Remove 1 x Morris Minor plug lead. 

 

Put on a really, really loose steering wheel cover, making sure you grease the Morris wheel first. 

 

Introduce 4 suitably-sized sockets or similar metal items into the silencer via the tailpipe.  

 

Every time  you buy a spare part put the same amount of money that it cost into an envelope and set fire to it.   

  

Arrange the headlamp switch so that it cannot progress beyond the first-click sidelight position.   

 

That should just about cover it.....

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-primera-2-0se-manual/192511140377?hash=item2cd28ee219:g:SYIAAOSwKvFa0vVd

[Alexg]

Boggo 518 in white with trims. One owner since nearly new and nice mileage. £1650

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-518I-DEMO-1-OWNER/132386683261

[Alexg]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maxi-2-1980-1750L/112898842997

[Cavcraft]

Get one of the best 250s ever made, take out the engine and replace it with a fucking shit one.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUZUKI-RGV250-ROAD-RACER-SPECIAL-FITTED-WITH-A-HONDA-600cc-SINGLE-ENGINE/253559694926?hash=item3b0955e64e:g:dp8AAOSwuWha0HGb

 

0/several thousand.

[Ghosty]

Outdo double Wilson.

 

[doug]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-W124-230TE-Auto-1992-Petrol-Estate-Black-Leather-DAB-radio-Elec-Sunroof/332622006196?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649

 

 

Byoootifool 

[Alexg]

 

 

used regular till 2004 then became less and less used.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Standard-10-barn-find-1958-was-in-heartbeat-not-been-used-for-8-years/273161276828

[Junkman]

Remove 1 x Morris Minor plug lead. 

 

Put on a really, really loose steering wheel cover, making sure you grease the Morris wheel first. 

 

Introduce 4 suitably-sized sockets or similar metal items into the silencer via the tailpipe.  

 

Every time  you buy a spare part put the same amount of money that it cost into an envelope and set fire to it.   

  

Arrange the headlamp switch so that it cannot progress beyond the first-click sidelight position.   

 

That should just about cover it.....

 

Pump the front tyres up to 150 PSI and release all air from the rear ones.

[For Fiats Sake]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Standard-10-barn-find-1958-was-in-heartbeat-not-been-used-for-8-years/273161276828

 Still used by a few spiders most regular like!

[Tadhg Tiogar]

The bike car! I'd love that thing.

It has no reverse. Useful.

[Kringle]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Standard-10-barn-find-1958-was-in-heartbeat-not-been-used-for-8-years/273161276828

Man juice?

[GrumpyCat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/132579641421?ul_noapp=true

 

 

That used to live near me on the Sussex coast, interesting to see it's now in Inverness.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sjCjbV2EnJ4

[STUNO]

"There's one of everything tucked away in NZ" Nearly came true today. Opened the local car mag and an ad caught my eye. 

1976 Tatra for sale $60,000.

Ok, it is a bit rare here but see the above. 

Read the ad, car is in the Czech Republic and the phone no. starts with 042.

I can't say the ad is even slightly dodgy, but no thanks.

[MorrisItalSLX]

There is a bloke in Colorado trying to sell a Series 3 Jaguar XJ6 to Australia through Australian magzines/websites.

 

http://www.justauto.com.au/justcars/cars-for-sale/1982-JAGUAR-XJ6-4.2-SERIES-III-JCM4087169?backurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.justauto.com.au%2Fjustcars%2Fsearch%3Fsearch_type_make%3DJAGUAR%26keywords%3DWhat%2Bare%2Byou%2Blooking%2Bfor%253F%26current_page%3D2&backtext=Results

 

He wants $6000, this includes shipping to Oz.

 

I have been severely tempted to tell him that for $6000 I can easily get a RHD one that is all ready in Australia and drive it straight home that day.

Why would I buy one unseen from Colorado that is LHD and needs to be shipped here and made road worthy for the same money.

 

Twat.