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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hats off to anyone who can drink 17 pints of vodka then ride their alsation round the garden as they attempt to take pictures using a iPhone 1 in a bog roll tube

 

 

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Oh well, someone's on for a right bargain at 99p start, no reserve

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lexus-IS200-S-AUTOand-is-200se-/332113695625?hash=item4d5384d389:g:w-QAAOSwnbZYIiDI

 

 

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iconNeg_16x16.gif Bad,head gasket gone fuel filter problem front disks bad,mot my arse.
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During past 6 months  
  • Reply by antant_m9cem (06-Oct-16 21:35):
    THIS CHAP GIVEN EVERY OPPOURTUNITY TO INSPECT WITH HIS MECHANIC HE WAS DELIGHTED
  Honda Accord 2.2 i-CTDi Sport (#331930810156) £670.00

 

Ahh, nobody's perfect, give the seller a break

 

 

iconNeu_16x16.gif 2weeks ,no car,just excuses ,broken,i've got flu,its at the garageDEALS OFF
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During past 6 months   Citroen Xsara Picasso black 1.6 petrol Desire 2 2005 55 reg 11 months mot (#332037689989) £355.55 View Item 

 

 

FFS, poor bloke wasn't well!

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Should not be allowed to sell cars this car had no mot and he wouldn't sell
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During past 6 months   Lexus IS200 S AUTO (#332037674936) £331.00 View Item

 

Must have been a different Lexus

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Car had been sold before auction end, seller still let auction run to finish.
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During past 6 months   Citroen Xsara Picasso black 1.6 petrol Desire 2 2005 55 reg 11 months mot (#332058229655) £275.00 View Item 

 

 

Minor mishap

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif keeps put car up for sale but won't give the winner the car
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During past 6 months   Lexus IS200 S AUTO (#332068304637) £340.00 View Item 

 

 

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Alfamale Rank: BL Wedge

Alfamale

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That Delta is boiling my piss. It's not an integrale, it's an HF Turbo, its a bog standard edition one too, if it was a Martini edition I would gladly pay your asking price for the interior alone. It's the wrong car, with the wrong engine and wrong interior, with a body that has more holes than the rotherham united defence.

 

Rant over, as you were everyone.

Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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Well, the ad does say that the car's not an Integrale.  But also says it is one.  Verdict: eBay.

  • Cavcraft and Rusty_Rocket
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Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Anyone want an ex-police Minor? I've kind of fallen in love with the idea of restoring it to police livery but it's in East Anglia and I'm... not. I have no idea what they are actually asking as the eBay starting price is £1,000 but it's up on Gumtree for the same amount. I don't think it's worth much more though.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/112288548732

  • Disco Fever and mercrocker
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17-Coffees Rank: Citroen Ami

17-Coffees

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Do you with to be both "JDM YO!" and a "Scene Prick"...

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Well I have just the car for you...

 

A JDM imported Mk5 Golf GTi with DSG box. 

 

 

ONLY DONE AROUND 70000 OR 90000 MILES GENUINE THE CLOCK IS SAYING 136000

 

I've no answers to such brilliance...

 

I've no idea how much Mk5 GTi's go for these days, or why you'd bother importing one from Japan. But WHY!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-2-0-GTX-GTI-DSG-AUTOMATIC-RARE-JAPAN-IMPORT-/322388324683?hash=item4b0fd7714b:g:jIwAAOSwA3dYd5e2

Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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Ur nut kidding!

for spars or repars been stod sum things rong with the rear air suspension alloy body no mot privat no cash on collecton one of the weels is mising the last owner took for a repar and they lost it runs ok sat nav tv cd it needs to be put on a traler

Let me guess,he's selling some patio furniture.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Do you with to be both "JDM YO!" and a "Scene Prick"...

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Well I have just the car for you...

 

A JDM imported Mk5 Golf GTi with DSG box. 

 

I've no answers to such brilliance...

 

I've no idea how much Mk5 GTi's go for these days, or why you'd bother importing one from Japan. But WHY!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-2-0-GTX-GTI-DSG-AUTOMATIC-RARE-JAPAN-IMPORT-/322388324683?hash=item4b0fd7714b:g:jIwAAOSwA3dYd5e2

So it's a super-special JDM import, yet they only have one photo, showing precisely none of the things that make it so special? Brilliant. Utterly genius.

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MiniMort Rank: BL Wedge

MiniMort

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Don't know if this has been posted to the thread yet:

A 1994 Dacia 1310 Estate! post-19684-0-62670600-1486200649_thumb.png

It's apparently in Slough and is yours for £1850!

Jerzy Woking Rank: Renault 16

Jerzy Woking

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Another smoker of the special teabags.  5485 for a dullatronic 90s Nissan.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C737325

 

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I'm not sure how many miles its done? Seller states SEVEN times it has done 5,400 miles.

 

So whats this 7,400 they talk of?

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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This is the perfect Bentley for me:  gorgeous colour, chocolate brown interior, clean but not too shiny, early Turbo, nothing alarming in the MOT history, pretty sensible money.

 

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Great consolation prize for someone who's just had a disappointingly fruitless car buying trip to France, don't you think?  Just sayin'.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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Don't know if this has been posted to the thread yet:

A 1994 Dacia 1310 Estate! attachicon.gifimage.png

It's apparently in Slough and is yours for £1850!

Yeah, that looks just like Slough.

Base spec mini one with 90bhp engine and original mini trims.  Looks a nice one too.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-51-MINI-HATCH-ONE-1-6-ONE-3D-89-BHP-/371856587642?hash=item5694613b7a:g:ryMAAOSwo4pYk~2T

In a parallel Universe, the one where the might of the Bavarian Marketing Weasels invasion force never got as far as Cowley or Longbridge. This is what all Minis would look like, they'd be driven by little old ladies and people would gently ridicule anyone that bought one, they'd not have changed at all in 16 years either, although the Riley Elf would have lovely leather seats from the still current 600, it was after all the saviour of the British Motor Industry.
  • Mr Laurence and cort16
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xtriple Rank: Renault 16

xtriple

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The gold turbo is nice and needs to be bought by someone on here. I don't want to be the only one suffering :)

  • Eddie Honda and Skizzer
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