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Guest Breadvan72

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The pics of both orangenwagens were taken when there were leaves on the trees, so neither is a rapid seller.

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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OK, here's how it's going to play out.

 

The two of us are going to buy this - 50/50.  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252749197795?ul_noapp=true

 

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You'll smoke about in it, tearing up the fast lane of the M4 like it's still 1998.  Once my daily gives up, you can then either keep your share, or let me buy you out at the price you paid in/what it owes.

 

Obligatory broken rear bumper included, naturally.

 

You're welcome.

 

 

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Before eBay clicked their PC switch, it looked like this

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/11230-a-shameless-cars-and-girls-thread-contains-sexism/?p=1157283

 

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I hope this makes your day.   It did me.

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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I think that I put this one up before a week or two back, but it may be worth another outing, if only because orange (even the tool roll is orange).  No one is bidding at 3500.  Is this too much?  I know nowt about these cars.  There is another 1976 orange one on sale at 6750.  OK, so not unique then.  "Ultimate Car... the Second"

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Mercedes-Benz-200-1976-W115-Signal-Orange-RHD/192094759992?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3Db677566dcd5f4a889954f0a360c29c9b%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D272543616775

 

 

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The problem getting these Orange Panzers sold will be more likely down to the test drive showing up how annoying it is having the manual box version with a handbrake away to the right.

 

Just try it.  Your hands are off the wheel more than they are on, which is gr9 for hill starts pulling onto a main road

Asimo Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Asimo

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This could be one for the "confessions" thread.  Not much good, I know, compared to a £3.5k V8 BMW / Lexus / Jaguar but so much more desirable. Why is that?

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When I said desirable I wasn't including the worst leather, ever.

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Small, crude car, big engine (and manual) is why.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-FORD-MUSTANG-4-6-V8-MANUAL-GENUINE-49K-PX-POSS-/201796925371?hash=item2efc08b7bb:g:VNEAAOSwNnRYliuF

Guest Breadvan72

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The problem getting these Orange Panzers sold will be more likely down to the test drive showing up how annoying it is having the manual box version with a handbrake away to the right.

 

Just try it.  Your hands are off the wheel more than they are on, which is gr9 for hill starts pulling onto a main road

 

 

Oh well, at least the heap is easy to see when you stall it and it fails to re start (preferably with a long line of white van men and Yummy Mummy SUVs behind it).

Asimo Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Asimo

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The problem getting these Orange Panzers sold will be more likely down to the test drive showing up how annoying it is having the manual box version with a handbrake away to the right.

 

Just try it.  Your hands are off the wheel more than they are on, which is gr9 for hill starts pulling onto a main road

No, that is a positive selling point for a manual Merc. - it doesn't have a foot-operated parking brake!

Guest Breadvan72

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Points awarded for ace mirrors.  Points deducted for Twat Redneck sticker.

 

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Oh well, at least the heap is easy to see when you stall it and it fails to re start (preferably with a long line of white van men and Yummy Mummy SUVs behind it).

 

They will never stall and fail to re start.

They are German, you know. Thus they are utmost reliable, never break and last forever.

If you want to create a queue of WVMs and SUV Milfs, buy British.

Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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I once got on the radio traffic news when my Triumph Vitesse conked out on Hammersmith Flyover causing OMGTRAFIKAOS.

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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OK, here's how it's going to play out.

 

The two of us are going to buy this - 50/50.  http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252749197795?ul_noapp=true

 

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You'll smoke about in it, tearing up the fast lane of the M4 like it's still 1998.  Once my daily gives up, you can then either keep your share, or let me buy you out at the price you paid in/what it owes.

 

Obligatory broken rear bumper included, naturally.

 

You're welcome.

You and whoever enters this deal of a lifetime ( not me) could then be known as The Two Gentlemen of (a) Verona.

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