eBay tat volume 3.

32,520 · November 12, 2012

Plastic bumper though, I'm thinking Talbot Alpine maybe?

44,591 · November 12, 2012

Solara was my first thought. That beige BX is deliciously miserable.

88,317 · November 12, 2012

13,000 Nissan Primula. Pity there's 0 love for these out there so chance of doing a doctor on it even if it is just 995.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1998-nissan-primera-sri-20-only-13000-miles/1002991281

43,607 · November 12, 2012

Plastic bumper though, I'm thinking Talbot Alpine maybe?

Alpine not Solara for me too.

3,497 · November 12, 2012

That Primera would last for years. You're right though - they're worth the square root of sod all. I weighed in the mint 70,000 miler R plater I had because it needed a set of brakes and it was worth so little I'd have been out of pocket doing the work. Fine if I'd had a use for it, but it was a car I just didnt need by that point

Mate of mine weighed in a V reg black Primera Sport last week too. Again, mint condition - 90k on the clock and six months MOT, but the starter had gone on it, and because it had the kinky CVT auto box it needed a particular rare kind of starter motor, at Ã‚Â£130 plus VAT and was aparently a bastard to fit, so it went over the bridge of doom too.

88,317 · November 12, 2012

That Primula's one of those cars that you wish you needed as you know it's probably got another 5 years trouble free motoring left in it for 1000.

Liking that Brown Porsche, here's another one although the Scottish one looks like a much better prospect as it actually runs.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-944-IN-BROWN-AN-ORIGINAL-ROT-FREE-JERSEY-CAR-/170938845475?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27ccbfc923

9,989 · November 12, 2012

Any 220 lovers out there are invited to get in touch, mine is going to be redundant come 1st dec. Its got a cracked windscreen and a bit of rust along the top edge will need dealt with before the screen can be replaced, so its effectively unsellable and therefore fit only for the bridge. If anyone can offer it a better home than that its theirs. nearly a years ticket and new cambelt. PM me

Mr.B, Such a shame if that gets fragged. What year/prefix is it please? If it can go on my classic policy, it may be hard to resist...

9,989 · November 12, 2012

PS, found this:

Rover 220SLi - done 62k in this in 3 years after replacing the utterly knackered engine and box it came with. Probably the best car I have ever had, but looking embarrassingly scruffy nowadays. The rear spoiler just fell off the other day.

It's an 'M'.

That's 94-95, right?

Fucksticks, it would be 2014 before I'd have a chance with it.

131,985 · November 12, 2012

It'd be December before I could have a bash at it.

19,602 · November 12, 2012

Peculiar veg-oil estate from the U S and A

9,238 · November 12, 2012

So you thought the interior of that Minx was rank,check this out

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FIESTA-1 ... 1c2d3b40c6

32,520 · November 12, 2012

There must be same about rack Fiesta's at the moment.

In fact I don't think you can get much more Autoshite.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-FORD-FIE ... 1e74514a27

32,520 · November 12, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-Vauxhall ... 4abe69ef41

CLASSIC CAR VAUXHALL CABRIA 2.0 KITTED UP

THIS IS A PRIVATE SELL AND CAR IS AT THERE HOME

HE BOUGHT THIS CAR LAST YEAR AS A PROJECT BUT DOSE NOT HAVE THE TIME

I worry about the future of Britain.

9,238 · November 12, 2012

I would have said be quick for this,however, upon reading the description you will either need some warm gloves or take the dash out.

some weird double exposure photography going on too.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-CITROEN- ... 3a7b7d6abe

32,520 · November 12, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-LADA-RIV ... 43b5b9292a

Is the owner of this one here? If not why not?

my 1977 Lada 1200 is getting very close to getting into the paintshop and the repaint will be around Ã‚Â£1200 .......I also own three other Ladas, but I don't ever want to sell them

47,376 · November 12, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LAND-ROVER-RA ... 0940844159

I could do a neater job than that, in about 45 mins using a fucking Remingon fuzz-away. 1.2/10000

IT IS IN NO WAY ROAD LEGAL ALTHOUGH DOES HAVE FRONT LIGHTS

108,850 · November 12, 2012

I would have said be quick for this,however, upon reading the description you will either need some warm gloves or take the dash out.
some weird double exposure photography going on too.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-CITROEN- ... 3a7b7d6abe

this can also be fixed I'm told

There, I fixed it.

47,376 · November 12, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-fiesta-v ... 0884187925

The car has had all welding done and been fibre glassed and under sealed

108,850 · November 12, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-LADA-RIVA-1300-ESTATE-BLUE-60000-miles-NO-RESERVE-/290811619626?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43b5b9292a

Is the owner of this one here? If not why not?

my 1977 Lada 1200 is getting very close to getting into the paintshop and the repaint will be around Ã‚Â£1200 .......I also own three other Ladas, but I don't ever want to sell them

Note all the other shite in his 'hood.

47,376 · November 12, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-RELIANT- ... 1151225299

I doubt your mates would find anything to take the piss out if if you used this as a daily

19,602 · November 12, 2012

3,600 · November 12, 2012

that Reliant made me laugh, says its got another reg though

TOSSERMOBILE

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Go ... 337d5844d9

4,126 · November 12, 2012

Rover 220 SDi

ZT-T

Someone ticked every box for 'grey' on this Lack Of Charisma. Verily, it is a car made entirely of grey. Not even fifty shades; you'd be lucky if there were even 5 in there. How utterly dismal.

4,126 · November 12, 2012

Anyone for Pizza?

47,376 · November 12, 2012

Holy cow, C-reg!!!! That must be one of the very first sold here.

131,985 · November 12, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-30 ... 1c2d475c6f

'It will try to kill you'

Death by laughter at the stupidity of the whole thing?

131,985 · November 12, 2012

BLUE PETER SPECIAL. Just add sticky back plastic, a cornflake box for the bonnet and lashing of aluminium foil, and hey presto, instant twattiness

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-DAIHATSU ... 4abe68d484

The interior is actually more NSFW than Trigg's excelsior Richard and Judy picture.

Verdict: Piss bollocks boobs wank toss.

131,985 · November 12, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-VITO ... 19d6a604d7

'DONT HAVE ACCESS TO COMPUTER SO PLEASE TXT OR CALL FOR ANY QUESTIONS'

Oh aye, Derren fucking Brown then are you?

32,520 · November 12, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-FORD-ESC ... 3ccc6587dc

Over priced but what a hunny!

3,600 · November 12, 2012

SOMEBODY PLEASE BUY THIS

A month of test and tax exempt

Has been listed a few times at a monkey and not had a bid

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Toled ... 3a7b80a0d4

eBay tat volume 3.

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