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If the Maestro plan had fallen through, my back-up car was a Trotter'd Reliant Rialto that I was going to buy and de-Trotter with full documentation on here. I'd still like to do this one day, but old British ferrous things are taking precedence presently.

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Obviously the theme of that Bentley van is total bollocks but in a different colour with a different interior I recon it could be pretty cool.

 

Thats true. I wonder if it was a fair professional custom job that some bell-tip bought and did it up like that.

 

Volks - Thats a top idea. I am going to search the web to see if there is anyone is out there de-trotterising. Must be at least one example.

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How could anyone ruin a car as nice as that Capri with those horrific rims? The seller of that deserves to be met with some fist and boot from a right tasty firm of Danny Dyer's choice behind the Cock & Bastard Arms late one night.

 

 

 

I thought the top half of my glasses had spazzed over when I saw this car but it must be a new way of photographing in that there Southend

 

$(KGrHqN,!lEFBLN6t90vBQmrPLq01w~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot205-cl ... 2324ea8824

 

'SPECIAL TENNIS EDITION'

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How could anyone ruin a car as nice as that Capri with those horrific rims? The seller of that deserves to be met with some fist and boot from a right tasty firm of Danny Dyer's choice behind the Cock & Bastard Arms late one night.

 

 

 

I thought the top half of my glasses had spazzed over when I saw this car but it must be a new way of photographing in that there Southend

 

$(KGrHqN,!lEFBLN6t90vBQmrPLq01w~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot205-cl ... 2324ea8824

 

'SPECIAL TENNIS EDITION'

 

Nah Billy, he's just taken the shot in Instagram. It has this spazzy tilt shift effect you can apply to your photos if you feel the need.

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Kids: do NOT wake up pissed in the shadow of an old factory, then colour the roof and bonnet of your car in with a felt pen. You are NOT L.S Fucking Lowry.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-c2-1- ... 416e08bbc9

 

'flappy paddle'

 

THTS WOT UR BIRD SED M8.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/party-bus-lim ... 4abde5a860

 

I get the feeling the vendor of this laughably awful pile of wank has probably spent the last fifteen years necking disco biscuits/Mick Mills. This would explain the photographs which were clearly taken with a 1940's big fish, little fish, cardboard box brownie camera.

 

 

*Edit: Rapiers are mega fit.

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Youse are all on drugs, that scrote van is vile, although I may be too young to appreciate it.

 

I'd lob a 383 in that gold Rapier though, and create some kind of vile minature Barracuda.

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Thanks Wilco, thought not.

 

I'd be interested if anyone knows the story behind why Rootes/Chrysler decided to give probably the best-looking car it ever made the worst arse enhancement imaginable by swapping a perfectly decent-looking boot lid for an utterly shit one that just looks like it's been in an accident.

 

Paykan Hunter?

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