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Ross_K

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-LADA-RIVA-1300-ESTATE-BLUE-60000-miles-NO-RESERVE-/290811619626?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43b5b9292a

 

Is the owner of this one here? If not why not?

 

my 1977 Lada 1200 is getting very close to getting into the paintshop and the repaint will be around £1200 .......I also own three other Ladas, but I don't ever want to sell them

 

Note all the other shite in his 'hood.

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BLUE PETER SPECIAL. Just add sticky back plastic, a cornflake box for the bonnet and lashing of aluminium foil, and hey presto, instant twattiness

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-DAIHATSU ... 4abe68d484

 

The interior is actually more NSFW than Trigg's excelsior Richard and Judy picture.

 

Verdict: Piss bollocks boobs wank toss.

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Oh dear God, check this fucking cock warbler out

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-T4-RAT-ROD ... 20cd412780

 

'THERE IS A RATTLE AT TICK OVER COMING FROM MIDDLE BAFFLE BOX (NOT MOT FAILER) BUT ADDS TO LOOK WHEN IT RATTLES HAHAHA'

 

Probably not as loud as the fucking pea he has for a brain rattles round in his otherwise empty head.

 

Verdict: INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH SPAZZ RATING AWESOME OUT OF TWAT. DO NOT APPROACH OWNER.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-2000-B6 ... 1181760641

 

This is my Rover 2000 brought this car as a going concern after its panels etc were used to restore a West Yorkshire SD1 police car. Being sold as a going consern, Has only covered 13,000 miles from new!

 

Who the fuck is responsible for this crime? I am gonna chin em.

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Liking that Brown Porsche, here's another one although the Scottish one looks like a much better prospect as it actually runs.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-944-IN-BROWN-AN-ORIGINAL-ROT-FREE-JERSEY-CAR-/170938845475?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27ccbfc923

AN ORIGINAL ROT FREE JERSEY CAR

 

Would pass MOT no problem.

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