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"Has anyone bought a car blind, and it turns out Ok?"

 

Tis the ONLY way to do it, preferably many miles, continents or hemispheres away..

 

Tis the preferred route of the original Shiters here.! And the founding basis of this forum,

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I am in a quandary over that Hyundrie... it looks too nice to ruin as a second car and it also looks like it might give the Bentley a run for its money in the comfort stakes! I could well end up liking it better....

 

I often end up buying some piece of shit to use not to ruin number one car and then sell number one car!

 

Are you in Bristol this weekend?

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That Invicta estate is flippin excellent.  

 

What it needs is a Jaguar XK 4.2 engine and box, none of that 1725 Holbay nonsense.  If only I had a rusty XJ6 with good mechanicals lying around...wait, hang on...

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SOZ M8 DUNT LYK TEH COLLOR

 

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'Here we have a fully loaded 75 rover auto owners members club car'

 

Yeah, yeah yeah, WHATEVS

 

'full leather which looks brand new heated seats memory seats'

 

NOT INTERESTED

 

'lpg gas tank costing £1400 with a life time guranty'

 

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

 

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120 CA$H TONIGHT ON WAY M8 C U AT RLWAID STASHUN

Y U not want CAV plate m8??

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what are the collectives thoughts on this?

 

How desperate are you for an Allegro? Our one needs a bit of work for a test, but when other projects have calmed down a bit ill get this sorted and then it might well be up for sale. It'll be cheaper than the brown one and would easily drive you home. Might be a few months before it's available though...

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GRDT that's been sat in a field for a couple of years.

 

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no mot but I can't think of anything it needs.
 
i have mislaid the log book(v5c) put it somewhere so safe i can't find it! if not found by action end i will have an application form ready and will pay the fee for a new log book for the new owner. 

 

 

 

I call bullshit.

 

Having a punt because it's £150 anyway...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/321980704333?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

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Another cheap GRDT, £250 this one with a few days to go.

 

Except...

 

 

HERE TO CELEBRATE KAWASAKI'S DOUBLE CHAMPIONSHIP WIN THIS SEASON 

LANDING BOTH THE RIDERS CHAMPIONSHIP AND THE CONSTRUCTORS TITLE
THE NINJA PEUGEOT WAS BORN !
VERY DISTINCTIVE CAR WHICH TURNS A LOT OF HEADS
FULL PROFESSIONAL RESPRAY IN STANDARD KAWASAKI GREEN AND MATT BLACK

 

 

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100% TWAT.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/311528421776?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

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YYYEEEESSSSSS

 

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MAYYYBBEEE

 

 

 it was on the road last year until the MOT ran out, it's been parked up ever since

 

 

 

NOOOO

 

 

 

Q: Good morning. Do you happen to know what the issues are with the engine and gearbox please? Thanks
A: engine has a knocking noise possibly big ends not sure but definetly there Gearbox difficult to find 1st when coming out of reverse speedo no longer works advised most likely angle drive on gearbox

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/151951833850?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

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From the fine minds of BL...

 

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I purchased this car as a running vehicle off a ebay con man it cant run as the engine ancillaries are in the bootthe shell is in very good condition it sound underneath trim is good spares or repair no mot 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/161954260529?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

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That Allegro will be a 4 speed.

Quite possibly sporting a five speed gearknob, possibly even built with one..

Mini fans would have raped it years ago if it really had a five speed A series with the gearbox in the correct place.

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^Why do things like this Montego always turn up when I'm oversupplied and overstretched already?  Dammit!

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On Ovalchat:

 

'For Sale Item(s):Rover 825 Diesel
Location:Forest of dean
Contact Information (pm/email/tel):01594 562654
Asking price/Guideline:200 ono
Delivery and Postage, if so at what cost:
General information about car/item(s):
Extra information (more important, ie running or not, any damage, lifted):Not Lifted
Pictures (if necessary):

Rover 825 manual diesel saloon, good VM engine will fit in classic range rover'

 

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I'd love that Rover 825D, they have an ideal competency:shite ratio. 40MPG, veg friendly and loads of torque, but it's a Rover 800. Super comfy, but it's a Rover 800.

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How desperate are you for an Allegro? Our one needs a bit of work for a test, but when other projects have calmed down a bit ill get this sorted and then it might well be up for sale. It'll be cheaper than the brown one and would easily drive you home. Might be a few months before it's available though...

 

how bad do i need one? i have a serious need for an allegro, in spite of what my other half says, but i don't have* to have one straight away right now.

 

and it would be nicer to be able to drive the car home and use it straight away!

 

with the weather been cold, wet windy and dark at the moment i have little enthusiasm for going out and tinkering on cars at the minute.

 

the longer i wait then the better really as it means i can save up some more monies, and i would rather buy a known car rather than something some fella has listed up on fleabay.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/151949295623?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

This was posted a few pages back, 306 XLD, it is in the technical guides section. Didn't sell first time but was instantly re-listed. Owner has confirmed via message that looking for £150-£200. Ridiculous photo though! under 4 hours left.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Metro-Mosaic-/172073783433?hash=item2810659089:g:e-0AAOSwuYVWo6CS

 

oh baby....

 

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proper pov spec 1000 in red, yum!

 

it does have a sunroof thouigh for that wed dog smell and crunchy floor plan feel.

 

 

Top spec with leather and everyfink

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Rover-Metro-1-4-GS-Leather-Low-Miles-Not-6r4-GSI-GTA-/252258670686?hash=item3abbc9d85e:g:LqsAAOSwa-dWnp6w

 

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Currently £435

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