eBay tat volume 3.

61,312 · July 11, 2014

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Espace alloys anyone?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wartburg-353-Saloon-Car-/191233718964?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c866afab4

That's Edd Weeks' old car. I've driven it - it's fucking brilliant.

14,875 · July 11, 2014

Time for another charity appeal on behalf of the Bulgarian Association of Wrecks, Bangers And Garbage.

Spare whatever you can to help introduce these Balkan destitutes to a better* life in the Great United Kingdom of Britland.

Delivery guaranteed within 28 working months.

'Hi, my name's Cherry. Please help me escape my evil pimp. Just because I was born an SSS I have been advertised to all the dirty old men as 'a decent blower'.

http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11405071046147003&slink=6yh8mi

'Nobody wants me, I've been advertised as a Dodge Charger even though it's plainly obvious that I'm a little Viva with horrible wheels and exhausts and a Fiat engine, suspension and interior. All I want is to be normal, like the other Vivas, and to be able to play on the swings with those hunky Maxi boys from down the road'.

http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11398466718129633&slink=6yhdmz

'Look what the bastards did to me. This doesn't come off you know. I'm stuck like this'.

http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11401341342886295&slink=6yhhzl

'I would just like a nice man to adopt me and take me away from these commies. Perhaps, for example, someone who has resembled a mad professor in the past. And who lives in the North of England, for instance. I've heard the Barrow in Furness area is nice. I've always liked the name Edward'.

http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11397836607726722&slink=6yhqme

'I don't need to sell myself. Just look at me. I'll even give you a peek under my clothes'.

http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11396642759569457&slink=6yhx2n

'I am PERFECT. That is all'.

http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11403033608794828&slink=6yi0qa

128,496 · July 11, 2014

That's my mate's Astra, he offered it to me last night. I'm really over-run here or I'd be right onto that.

22,342 · July 11, 2014

Be like Princess Margaret (no not dead, but the owner of a R5 Monaco) This slightly scabby Monaco is not too far from me, I thought they were all auto, but obviously not as this is a manual

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/F881-ABO-/281381757518?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4183a8e24e

27,692 · July 11, 2014

No need to wonder what could go wrong, sounds like it already has.

MOT'D UNTIL JANUARY 2015 AND TAXED UNTIL AUGUST 2014
RATTLING NOISE FROM ENGINE, RADIATOR LEAK
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS VEHICLE WILL NEED TOWING

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-S-TYPE-V6-SPORT-SPARES-REPAIRS-/151350138344?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item233d2bd5e8

27,997 · July 11, 2014

Ã‚Â£2k and it sounds borked.

As Garth Elgar might say the vendor sounds like a "sphincter boy."

"Runs and drives"

"Brakes don't work"

Oh right, drives fine then. Brakes are for PUSSIES.

7,914 · July 11, 2014

Commute in cool style...

128,496 · July 11, 2014

I bet even Fat Al would vote No! if he saw this

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGEN-VENTO-CL-TURBO-DIESEL-RED-1994-/321458825251?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ad8706823

' if to be restored to its former glory'

The only glory this POS wants is a blaze of glory involving a gallon of fuel from the petrol station next to the Raven CafÃƒÂ© and a box of fucking Swan Vestas.

128,496 · July 11, 2014

He's been trying to offload this for a while now, I think it had a BIN of about Ã‚Â£600 or something

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-NISSAN-BLUEBIRD-ESTATE-GL-SILVER-/201126520338?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ed4132612

' NO LEAKS ALTHOUGH I HAVE PUT SOME STOP LEAK IN THE RADIATOR'

It's about 1.2 miles from my house I reckon, if anyone's desperate enough to want it looking at.

9,503 · July 11, 2014

A white car in That white room

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/168484/rare-rover-216sx-incredible-miles#.U8A8s7GGeRw

26,955 · July 11, 2014

Dear Mam. Having a lovely time at Peugeot sale. Weather lovely. We ate chips on the seafront and rode on the little train. Wish you were here. Love Conrad.

*flips postcard over*

26,955 · July 11, 2014

(of course it's the primary photo, it has to be to get the award)

Oh, and the car is utterly shagged and therefore already has a Ã‚Â£1,000 bid less than a minute into the listing.

1,611 · July 11, 2014

'Nobody wants me, I've been advertised as a Dodge Charger even though it's plainly obvious that I'm a little Viva with horrible wheels and exhausts and a Fiat engine, suspension and interior. All I want is to be normal, like the other Vivas, and to be able to play on the swings with those hunky Maxi boys from down the road'.
http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11398466718129633&slink=6yhdmz

I, er, quite like that Apart from the silly wheels and stupid exhausts of course. Oh, and the stereo, I'm not that deaf yet. Translation by Google (always a larf, innit?)

The car is a Vauxhall Viva (only buy from it) was completely renovated in the style of Hot Rod, engine and suspension of Abarth, the engine has been completely renovated with volume 2, 0 and a power of 150 hp. village is equipped with disc brakes, the lounge is brand new and made of leather and Alcantara has 17 'chrome wheels and new tires for her car was repainted with new paint, new nickel coatings, a new music system consisting player from Pioneer, amplifier Hetrz, split system with 4 speakers 4 tweeters Hertz, and bass 15 ', the whole body is isolated, and many other improvements! For more info: phone in the picture!

150hp? So that'd piss all over a Magnum then... 9900Lev seems to be about 4 grand tho.

28,427 · July 11, 2014

(of course it's the primary photo, it has to be to get the award)

Oh, and the car is utterly shagged and therefore already has a Ã‚Â£1,000 bid less than a minute into the listing.

If it was a mk1, I reckon it would make Ã‚Â£10,000. But what's a mk2 logbook and engine block worth?