wuvvum Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 $_57.JPG Espace alloys anyone? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wartburg-353-Saloon-Car-/191233718964?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c866afab4That's Edd Weeks' old car. I've driven it - it's fucking brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucketeer Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Time for another charity appeal on behalf of the Bulgarian Association of Wrecks, Bangers And Garbage.Spare whatever you can to help introduce these Balkan destitutes to a better* life in the Great United Kingdom of Britland.Delivery guaranteed within 28 working months. 'Hi, my name's Cherry. Please help me escape my evil pimp. Just because I was born an SSS I have been advertised to all the dirty old men as 'a decent blower'.http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11405071046147003&slink=6yh8mi 'Nobody wants me, I've been advertised as a Dodge Charger even though it's plainly obvious that I'm a little Viva with horrible wheels and exhausts and a Fiat engine, suspension and interior. All I want is to be normal, like the other Vivas, and to be able to play on the swings with those hunky Maxi boys from down the road'.http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11398466718129633&slink=6yhdmz 'Look what the bastards did to me. This doesn't come off you know. I'm stuck like this'.http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11401341342886295&slink=6yhhzl 'I would just like a nice man to adopt me and take me away from these commies. Perhaps, for example, someone who has resembled a mad professor in the past. And who lives in the North of England, for instance. I've heard the Barrow in Furness area is nice. I've always liked the name Edward'.http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11397836607726722&slink=6yhqme 'I don't need to sell myself. Just look at me. I'll even give you a peek under my clothes'.http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11396642759569457&slink=6yhx2n 'I am PERFECT. That is all'.http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11403033608794828&slink=6yi0qa vulgalour, brickwall, outlaw118 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 That's my mate's Astra, he offered it to me last night. I'm really over-run here or I'd be right onto that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Be like Princess Margaret (no not dead, but the owner of a R5 Monaco) This slightly scabby Monaco is not too far from me, I thought they were all auto, but obviously not as this is a manual http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/F881-ABO-/281381757518?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4183a8e24e face and brickwall 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 No need to wonder what could go wrong, sounds like it already has. MOT'D UNTIL JANUARY 2015 AND TAXED UNTIL AUGUST 2014RATTLING NOISE FROM ENGINE, RADIATOR LEAKPLEASE NOTE THAT THIS VEHICLE WILL NEED TOWING http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-S-TYPE-V6-SPORT-SPARES-REPAIRS-/151350138344?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item233d2bd5e8 Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 £2k and it sounds borked. As Garth Elgar might say the vendor sounds like a "sphincter boy.""Runs and drives""Brakes don't work" Oh right, drives fine then. Brakes are for PUSSIES. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike60 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Commute in cool style... Junkman, face, Cavcraft and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 I bet even Fat Al would vote No! if he saw this http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGEN-VENTO-CL-TURBO-DIESEL-RED-1994-/321458825251?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ad8706823 ' if to be restored to its former glory' The only glory this POS wants is a blaze of glory involving a gallon of fuel from the petrol station next to the Raven Café and a box of fucking Swan Vestas. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 He's been trying to offload this for a while now, I think it had a BIN of about £600 or something http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-NISSAN-BLUEBIRD-ESTATE-GL-SILVER-/201126520338?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ed4132612 ' NO LEAKS ALTHOUGH I HAVE PUT SOME STOP LEAK IN THE RADIATOR' It's about 1.2 miles from my house I reckon, if anyone's desperate enough to want it looking at. laser wheels, brickwall and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 A white car in That white room http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/168484/rare-rover-216sx-incredible-miles#.U8A8s7GGeRw brickwall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Dear Mam. Having a lovely time at Peugeot sale. Weather lovely. We ate chips on the seafront and rode on the little train. Wish you were here. Love Conrad. *flips postcard over* meggersdog, cort16, oman5 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 (of course it's the primary photo, it has to be to get the award) Oh, and the car is utterly shagged and therefore already has a £1,000 bid less than a minute into the listing. oman5, brickwall, michael t and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_earwig Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 'Nobody wants me, I've been advertised as a Dodge Charger even though it's plainly obvious that I'm a little Viva with horrible wheels and exhausts and a Fiat engine, suspension and interior. All I want is to be normal, like the other Vivas, and to be able to play on the swings with those hunky Maxi boys from down the road'.http://www.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11398466718129633&slink=6yhdmz I, er, quite like that Apart from the silly wheels and stupid exhausts of course. Oh, and the stereo, I'm not that deaf yet. Translation by Google (always a larf, innit?) The car is a Vauxhall Viva (only buy from it) was completely renovated in the style of Hot Rod, engine and suspension of Abarth, the engine has been completely renovated with volume 2, 0 and a power of 150 hp. village is equipped with disc brakes, the lounge is brand new and made of leather and Alcantara has 17 'chrome wheels and new tires for her car was repainted with new paint, new nickel coatings, a new music system consisting player from Pioneer, amplifier Hetrz, split system with 4 speakers 4 tweeters Hertz, and bass 15 ', the whole body is isolated, and many other improvements! For more info: phone in the picture!150hp? So that'd piss all over a Magnum then... 9900Lev seems to be about 4 grand tho. Bucketeer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 (of course it's the primary photo, it has to be to get the award) Oh, and the car is utterly shagged and therefore already has a £1,000 bid less than a minute into the listing. If it was a mk1, I reckon it would make £10,000. But what's a mk2 logbook and engine block worth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 EIGHTIES DANCE MOVES CARS LTD http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Clio-1-2-Grande-Ltd-Edn-/271545865758?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f3965161e I TURNED THE STEREO ON AND IT JUST GOES 'ORANGE CARDBOARD BOX HEAD ONE ARMED MAN' Semi-C, Mr_Bo11ox, philibusmo and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Same seller, obviously someone's made a shit load of money selling disco biscuits in Warrington http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Nissan-Micra-Tango-1-3-5Sp-5Dr-/271545865761?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f39651621 'probably unique in this Country.' I bloody hope so. Conrad D. Conelrad, michael t and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Bird shit infested Astra http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-LS-TURBO-DIESEL-BLUE-/111405965572?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19f0502104 Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_earwig Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Someone probably chucked some bread on his roof... Cavcraft and vulgalour 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Cracking BX for sale on my local facebook group £650, If I hadn't paid a deposit on a car today I'd have had this, French shite at its finest Edited to add links https://www.facebook.com/groups/166374226707151/ Cavcraft, brickwall, Junkman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laser wheels Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Scimitar-SE6A-GTE-Manual-overdrive/111401417303?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D8246669938066842983%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D20140122125356%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D291186795806&rt=nc brickwall, Jim Bergerac, Junkman and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Cracking BX for sale on my local facebook group Linky link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novanick1 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C297041 laser wheels, brickwall, Cavcraft and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novanick1 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/141340128697?clk_rvr_id=665160765145&item=141340128697&lgeo=1&vectorid=229508 Semi-C, vulgalour, outlaw118 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novanick1 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/161360715410?clk_rvr_id=665166815152&item=161360715410&lgeo=1&vectorid=229508 face and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novanick1 Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/231274917501?clk_rvr_id=665167023064&item=231274917501&lgeo=1&vectorid=229508 Junkman, brickwall and face 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Sacre Bleu! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-PEUGEOT-504-PICK-UP-1990-/111405181185?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19f0442901 Junkman, Cavcraft and brickwall 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Linky link?Its being sold on the cheap cars for sale in cumbria group by Robert Wilson https://www.facebook.com/groups/166374226707151/ trigger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil_lihp Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-156-Sportwagon-1-8-T-Spark-Turismo-/181446973175?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a3f1516f7 £490? Hold me back! Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Liteace-2-0-Diesel/331256403149 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-Mk4-1-6-Spares-or-Repair-/181458898906 vulgalour 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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