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Seller sounds like a right lunatic

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With a heavy heart i have to sell...having recently purchased i didnt realise my serious back problem would cause me to give me grief after long jorney driving her.not her fault she is comphy its my silly buggered back i love her she is a manual and i normally drive an auto ,after a year of health probs, i thought id treat myself, unfortunately ,after driving her this weekend, i have realised that ,its not to be i cannot comfortably take her out for long distance,with my back being a real problem, yes i know i know i should thought about it, but my heart ruled my head ! so through no fault of hers , she is up for sale,yes im losing money , yes but to me id rather her go to a loving home..any viewing welcome ,any inspection welcome.but she is 23 years old not 3 years so be realistic ,please please no timewasters, she is a brill car drives great.smooth, a real HEAD TURNING, WOW LOOK AT THAT, SMILES PER MILES, FUN, YES FUN, JAW DROPPING, GLEAMING, CHROMED, MAD MAD MAD CAR,YOU WANT TO SMILE, YOU WANT TO GIGGLE, YOU WANT ATTENTION,well then this is the car for you, her original number plate is back on Y98KCW,no offers, pleaseeee,.you are getting a customised car, with all the bells whistles and smiles for under a grand, be realistic please,have fun,we have but one life live it, love it or hate it, she gets that reaction,cheap insure with heritage ,the normal tax bracket,petrol,2000cc manual,so a sum up,WITH bonnet scoop, front rare visor, rear rare continental wheel kit on boot, lots lots chrome, upgraded steering wheel cover, upgraded stereo, mad stainless steel rare twin slight grumbling exhaust, pool cue gear knob, pedal trims, flashy chrome car mats,of course the red fluffy rear view mirror dice,Very rare rear wheel spats, and more chrome, all in all a HOLLY MOLLY CAR OF CUSTOMISED GOODIES,much much spent than you can imagine,yes little few niggles , she is not new, headlight covers little faded, they can be cleaned but passed mot ok with no advisories,catch on boot missing but opens,little tiny imperfections here and there.,im being picky,brake light goes on and off but drives well, think because hasnt done many miles the last year or so.,clutch all good, drives well, new battery at xmas, no history but been cared for,its a grand not 30 grand,so you want a great fun ,thats a love to drive, music to ya soul car ,without breaking ya bank balance,HERE SHE IS, impress the neighbours,impress the lady or man in your life, do something a bit mad , go tesco without being the grey car in the oh ive lost my car in the flood of modern cars brigade carpark,be that person that strides up, gleaming with pride and madness and put ya shopping in,be gawped at, taken photos, questions, sneaky and big looked at, get waved at the traffic lights, get hooted, laughed at ,or smiled at, be that different in a sea of what ever is norm these days....!!!!!!...just HAVE FUN,i hate my back as itll make me cry to see someone get into strawberries and cream drive her away, but i know she will make someone laugh and happy,thats the main thing,me ill go back to my not so normal old mpv toyota auto,sob sob, any questions , not silly ones, please ask, send your mechanic ya partner the mad brigade to look before buying ,number plate original, now reinstated as said above,go on what ya waiting for,.cherie ! x

https://www.gumtree.com/p/chrysler/customised-modified-chrysler-pt-cruiser-hatchback-2001-manual-1995-cc-5-doors/1485637546

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Posted
8 hours ago, D.E said:

Seller sounds like a right lunatic

 

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Didn't need to read the description to agree. 

Posted
15 minutes ago, Marina door handles said:

I suspect because it's a kit, you could use other lights, I think they look too big on what otherwise is a lovely car. 

It's things like the need for a new bespoke softop that would put me off. 

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Posted
6 hours ago, New POD said:

I suspect because it's a kit, you could use other lights, I think they look too big on what otherwise is a lovely car. 

It's things like the need for a new bespoke softop that would put me off. 

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Having lived with a car with a leaky soft top (worse in this case as a replacement isn't easily available) I would strongly agree! Nothing like growing mushrooms in the carpet to put you off a car.......

Posted
58 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

Two 2000 Mondeos for 150 quid each. Placeholder photo only and no number to contact the actual seller👌

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/8104792022947454/

Dean is a dodgy fucker.  He's selling oasis tickets for 180 quid each. Follow the wormhole to his Facebook posts. Which he joined in 2024. 

Posted
On 31/08/2024 at 21:45, EyesWeldedShut said:

This one reads like a Shiter wrote it:
 

This Mini has seen better days. The paint is peeling a bit, the interior is quite worn, it's 22 years old and I haven't looked after it very well.
That said, it has a current MOT, it runs and drives, starts well even after a few days sitting, and it has had a set of new tyres recently and a new battery last year.
The catalytic converter and part of the exhaust were replaced a couple of years ago.
One brake light (prob a bulb) and one headlight (not sure why) are not working, and I radwelded the radiator a years ago which has fixed the faster than average  disappearing coolant fluid thing that was happening for a while.
Only one key, there might be an issue with the passenger door lock not working but I have had no problems with theft.

The photos are quite romantic looking and make it look quite pretty, I don't know how that happened.

There you go, a brutally honest description.

Location is Bloxham, approx. 3 miles south of Banbury.

 

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If Carlsberg  wrote car ads …..

Posted
54 minutes ago, Metal Guru said:

That is actually hurting my eyes!

I bet my wife would love it :-(

Posted
14 hours ago, D.E said:

If I had more of the following:

* Time

* Energy

* Patience 

* Workshop facilities

I'd quite like to buy that along with a straight, original donor car, restore it to original and post the popping tat back through his letterbox. 

 

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4 hours ago, wesacosa said:

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Off the road for 10 years, I've sent the seller a message telling him that he should send me a message if nobody else wants it, maybe it can get collected at the same time as the Xedos 6 if that's still around by then, too😂

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

Off the road for 10 years, I've sent the seller a message telling him that he should send me a message if nobody else wants it, maybe it can get collected at the same time as the Xedos 6 if that's still around by then, too😂

haha that sounds like a fun day trip!

Posted
46 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

Off the road for 10 years, I've sent the seller a message telling him that he should send me a message if nobody else wants it, maybe it can get collected at the same time as the Xedos 6 if that's still around by then, too😂

This reminds of the guy who had an Xedos collection and would sometimes buy several of them on the same day ...

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