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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Starts off well but quickly unravels. 

"For sale is my vectra gsi I don't know much about the car as i bought for a run about while my other car was getting ready it's MOTED until the end of march 2024 drives great"

"bonnets been shockingly painted and so has bumper"

"slight miss fire but still pulls well lights up the wheels "

"A wee bit smokey on Idle if your sitting at traffic lights or something "

"The clocks wiring needs looked at as cuts out every so often turn ignition on and off they come back"

" headlights need looked at , all I can think of just now "

I used to hate these but I think it looks pretty good now especially as Gsi with a v6

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1011371150052745

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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What the actual fuck? Proof that closing our secure mental hospitals, and underfunding adult mental health care hasn't worked. 

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D.E Rank: Renault 16

D.E

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175892875243?hash=item28f40847eb:g:kJsAAOSwFFFk5l3d&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwJhbMBA%2FK97b7rJ29ss1HchLMncuF8w6ysgeuDEsoXFroSOJhgr6fkSCTkXcbLtjRTj66g%2FtuyCeHeYsdirNEZwExgqo8T3x%2Fz%2BUMtIWTs35wxW6f8mtvZ%2B4J1ralZPUfk4WPsIcK7KnrbeZdoLy1KtuD0jjOzE6tHFkBJNwGrFA7c0fVmAwNdT3U%2F9ylohcPMnO9egEiQ0WwSRtEPkMwbDWqd8A8MJtO5VdkIt4uHmIe8GODarONaM8sYM1GPtxPg%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR_7L6JLRYg

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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If you ever find yourself feeling depressed about your lot in life, you can console yourself that at least you don't have it as bad as this poor c*nt who still had outstanding finance on a 10-year-old MG6.

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  • Pat Earrings, grogee and Remspoor
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MrBiscuits Rank: Austin Maxi

MrBiscuits

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35 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Actual fuck?

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"Don't have the ability now to keep on top of things."

 

"I am interested in the following: Classic Range Rover, SD1 Rover, XJ6....."

hmm 🤔

Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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Genuine 740i sport facelift for 2 grand. Called the guy, he cannot tell me anything about the car at all other than him having had it for 12 months and him not being able to do anything with it because of bad health. Any shiter around Llandrindod Wells, Wales who wants to take a look? Sounds like he rather wants to break it which would be pretty silly in his situation.

Product photo of 2000 BMW 740i

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/853690002973176?ref=saved&referral_code=null

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D.E Rank: Renault 16

D.E

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Cheap drivable Granada, a French import that looks, rather typically, a bit banged up.

https://www.autoscout24.nl/aanbod/ford-granada-diesel-wit-9c224e35-7f11-496a-8115-3a65e8c8c407?sort=age&desc=1&lastSeenGuidPresent=true&cldtidx=64&position=64&search_id=24qid8grg3l&source_otp=t10&source=listpage_search-results&order_bucket=unknown

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The previous owner in France swapped the original 2.8i for a 54 bhp Indenor diesel! That's got to be fairly miserable...

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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8 minutes ago, D.E said:

Cheap drivable Granada, a French import that looks, rather typically, a bit banged up.

 

If it spent all it's life in the Alpine weather of Department 38 (Isere), I'd also be a bit worried about it's structural integrity!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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MGTfF 75 k Long MOT Full V5 HPI clear | eBay

'car is losing coolant ( maybe half a litre a day) and overheated once in traffic'

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' local garage are not sure if a coolant leak somewhere or possibly start of head gasket issues'

U wot m8" Poster for Sale by Vaw01 | Redbubble

willswitchengage Rank: Isuzu Florian

willswitchengage

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Looks good until you read the first line of the advert "Bought my Mr Reginald Pickles from his local garage in 198..."

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High Jetter Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

High Jetter

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4 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

local garage are not sure if a coolant leak somewhere or possibly start of head gasket issues'

Garage? 🤣

EyesWeldedShut Rank: Lancia Gamma

EyesWeldedShut

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9 hours ago, Schaefft said:

I couldn't believe it for a moment but someone actually imported a Merkur XR4ti and it's now a ULEZ refugee:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/724629136166809/?ref=facebook_story_share

Shame it's an automatic or I'd show off my indepth knowledge about obscure Ford Sierras at car meets next year.

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So now I have spent ten minutes googling  'wtf is a Merkur?' and then a further few minutes oggling all the other stuff in the background of the ad you linked - excellent.
Autoshite - Mother of All Procrastination 
Thank you 👍

Wack Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Wack

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13 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Not sure if you're a mouse or a man?

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Rolls Royce Silver Shadow 1 - 1976 Barn find | eBay

There must be far less fun ways to see if you can bankrupt yourself than this, it's only £2,250 after all.

 

You'd think they'd at least try and get it running 

Though the listing says returns accepted for 30 days , pay with PayPal then if it's a rotten bag of shite take it back and they'll refund your money 

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