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matt79 Rank: Austin Maxi

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On 8/23/2023 at 12:41 PM, D.E said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/314788297565?hash=item494ad83b5d:g:hUwAAOSw1etk5Zig

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Seriously, why the fuck do people do this to their cars?

At what point did the man (or woman) who created this POS, after attaching all the shit, stand back & think to themselves "thats perfect! I want everyone to see me proudly driving around in my creation"

Fucking planktons, the lot of them.

Id love to buy this, then when I went collect it, spend the day outside the sellers house, removing all that shit from the car and launching it all into the sellers garden as I did so.

 

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Rocket88 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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1 hour ago, matt79 said:

Serously, why the fuck do people do this to their cars?

At what point did the man (or woman) who created this POS, after attaching all the shit, stand back & think to themselves "thats perfect! I want everyone to see me proudly driving around in my creation"

Fucking planktons, the lot of them.

Id love to buy this, then when I went collect it, spend the day outside the sellers house, removing all that shit from the car and launching it all into the sellers garden as I did so.

 

You might be there some time……

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bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

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23 hours ago, grogee said:

Series III project, Chipping Camden £4500 

I would rather get SARS than work on another one of these. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1976-land-rover-88-1976-series-3-petrol-engine-model-restoration-project-4x4-p/1464044833

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great - if you like welding!!!

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FTP FTO £3k Yardley. I had a mate who had one of these twenty-five years ago. I don't have any interesting anecdotes about him or his car. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mitsubishi-fto-gs-1834-cc-petrol-1995-model-3-door-coupe-sports-automatic/1463206840

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Bassara - Scottish portmanteau of Bastard, Arse and You Are.
Commonly heard in and around Govan chip shops on a Friday night after kicking out time back in the day.
Honest

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Remspoor Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Someone here, maybe with a YT channel should purchase the cheapest MG3 in the UK. Listed in the classic car section for some reason.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256195037729

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Not sure what's wrong with the engine I haven't had it looked at just won't turn over or fire up.



 

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Sellers feed back is not great

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busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202308241150369

Cheap Clio, Leeds.

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diver side window don't work also it needs new relay fuse sometimes the relay starts clicking and the indicators and wipers stops working also it wont let you start it for 2-3 minutes but once it stops clicking everything is fine

Viva La France

 

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goosey Rank: Renault 16

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15 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202308050473191

£500 one series in Nottingham.

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Why do sellers write long, flowery descriptions when the simple words, "No MoT" and "It's Fucked" will do.

Part of me just wants to arrange to buy that, pay the guy the money, then later on collect it by picking it up with a HIAB by a chain though the front windows while constantly reassuring the guy that you will be as careful as you can 

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17 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202308050473191

£500 one series in Nottingham.

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Why do sellers write long, flowery descriptions when the simple words, "No MoT" and "It's Fucked" will do.

Does Autotrader offer the AI description option like ebay now? The ad reeks of 'the computer writed the wurds for me'. Reading between the poundland poetry though, it does sound like oval fodder. 

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goosey Rank: Renault 16

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21 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202308080556586

 

£500, Lincoln, could be a decent buy if it's just a wiring or sensor fault.

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PROUD WINNER OF CUSTOMER CHOICE AWARD 18/19/20/21 BY AUTOTRADER, £500

 

So in 22 and 23 they decided to “rest on their laurels”

come on guys, what happened? Where’s the passion? 
dosent bode well for 24 

Sorry but no dice 

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Rust Collector Rank: Renault 16

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5 minutes ago, goosey said:

PROUD WINNER OF CUSTOMER CHOICE AWARD 18/19/20/21 BY AUTOTRADER, £500

 

So in 22 and 23 they decided to “rest on their laurels”

come on guys, what happened? Where’s the passion? 
dosent bode well for 24 

Sorry but no dice 

There's a customer service award from 1994 in the meeting room I use for clients at work. I tried to relocate it once and the MD started looking for it, so I had to find that it had been moved for cleaning* and return it. It really makes me cringe.

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bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

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53 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202308050473191

£500 one series in Nottingham.

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Why do sellers write long, flowery descriptions when the simple words, "No MoT" and "It's Fucked" will do.

didnt know BMW did Lizard skin paint??? and 3 series shirley?

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