eBay tat volume 3.

[Retr0naut]

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/910333752776182/

 

[outlaw118]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Classic-DS-23-Pallas-1974-Right-hand-drive-4-Speed-Semi-auto-Project/333668339080?hash=item4db02ecd88:g:0GwAAOSwiGlfGuV1

[Fat_Pirate]

 

[burraston2006]

2 hours ago, LightBulbFun said:

it might be just the piping around the outside, but there not from an MGB are they?

They look the same as the seats in my P38 Range Rover. 

[Cavcraft]

 

Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to fight Mike Tyson
and got punched around the ring
You're scrawled out on the woodwork
by someone with no brain
They set you next to some cannabis
And they made you change your name

 

 

And it seems to me, that you've been sprayed
by a piss head in the wind
£1 shop aerosols trying to cling on
when the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known who
got it airbrushed by Bez
is that Jackie Charlton
above the boy from Kes?

 

 

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
eBay hosted this scooter
And pain was the price that we all paid
I hope we've not yet died
 when the HIAB dumps you on the ground
And the DVLA website states 'Vehicle details could not be found'

 

Goodbye Chico Marx
Though I never knew you at all
You can't be pleased to share a space
With Alistair Stewart at all
He he had to go before the the beak
The Police Camera Action king 
Who escaped being seen as sexual
By the boys in Brixton, C Wing 

 

 

And it seems to me its needs TWOCking
By a toker who's just skinned
Never knowing how to ride it,
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have heard there was a pretty epic skid
And the murals burned out long before
Your  headlight ever did
Your murals burned out long before
Your headlight ever did

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lambretta-1977-148cc-stunning-show-bike-scooter-moped-vespa/124267874674?hash=item1ceef14972:g:DdEAAOSwLdRfAzvu

[camryv6]

8 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

 

Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to fight Mike Tyson
and got punched around the ring
You're scrawled out on the woodwork
by someone with no brain
They set you next to some cannabis
And they made you change your name

 

 

And it seems to me, that you've been sprayed
by a piss head in the wind
£1 shop aerosols trying to cling on
when the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known who
got it airbrushed by Bez
is that Jackie Charlton
above the boy from Kes?

 

 

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
eBay hosted this scooter
And pain was the price that we all paid
I hope we've not yet died
 when the HIAB dumps you on the ground
And the DVLA website states 'Vehicle details could not be found'

 

Goodbye Chico Marx
Though I never knew you at all
You can't be pleased to share a space
With Alistair Stewart at all
He he had to go before the the beak
The Police Camera Action king 
Who escaped being seen as sexual
By the boys in Brixton, C Wing 

 

 

And it seems to me its needs TWOCking
By a toker who's just skinned
Never knowing how to ride it,
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have heard there was a pretty epic skid
And the murals burned out long before
Your  headlight ever did
Your murals burned out long before
Your headlight ever did

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lambretta-1977-148cc-stunning-show-bike-scooter-moped-vespa/124267874674?hash=item1ceef14972:g:DdEAAOSwLdRfAzvu

He's Back !!!!!!

[camryv6]

23 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

...including murdering journalists.

Erm........................are you making enquires ? 

[willswitchengage]

6 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

He's Back !!!!!!

Shady's back! Guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back...

[camryv6]

3 minutes ago, willswitchengage said:

Shady's back! Guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back...

Back in town !!

[egg]

These little forgotten late model Accents in 1.4 auto form are shite as you like. 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202007111130272

(tow bar!)

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Possible plutocrat shite, currently about two bags' worth

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That P6 looks really nice, but £2500 with a noisy engine, jumping out of gear and needing some welding seems a bit steep. I dont know what those seats are out of but they look great in there.

[Ghosty]

20 hours ago, Ghosty said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-230TE-Automatic-Estate/114318811645

 

 

 

 

The guy wants £3200 for this. 

Good luck mate... 

[J-T]

41 minutes ago, Ghosty said:

 

The guy wants £3200 for this. 

Good luck mate... 

Doesn’t sound particularly salty if it’s as nice as it looks

[BeEP]

I want to like these but can't, even in this combination of colour and many mpg 1.4HDi...

https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/peugeot-1007-2005/1379900347

[morrisoxide]

This picture seems to frame the car nicely with most useful tool for this car in the foreground. 

The inner Onslow in you is screaming out buy me!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-MK5-2-0-Ghia-X-reg-only-80k-miles-totally-original/333668687955?hash=item4db0342053:g:pukAAOSwLoZfIH5s

[MarvinsMom]

5 hours ago, wuvvum said:

What are those seats off of?  They don't look very "early P6" to me.

i'm going to guess Range Rover P38.

Rover 820 seats dont have the little armrest things on the side.

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/287220062585992/

hmmmmm, orange......

[Marina door handles]

French micro car goodness anyone?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SOLYTO-french-micro-car-RARE-peel-TO-RESTORE-tuk-tuk-NO-RESERVE/283953192599?hash=item421cedde97:g:TW8AAOSwY11fCMlc

 

Ford Granada 4x4 because a Sierra XR4X4 is too small?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-granada-ghia-4x4/193588806385?hash=item2d12cac2f1:g:KSkAAOSw5SRfEIRb

 

 

 

[Marina door handles]

42 minutes ago, morrisoxide said:

This picture seems to frame the car nicely with most useful tool for this car in the foreground. 

The inner Onslow in you is screaming out buy me!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-MK5-2-0-Ghia-X-reg-only-80k-miles-totally-original/333668687955?hash=item4db0342053:g:pukAAOSwLoZfIH5s

I like the fact that it seems to come with a dustpan and brush, for sweeping up the crumbling metal work!

[Austat]

£950:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saab-99-modern-classic/333665384292?hash=item4db001b764:g:C8sAAOSwQgxfHEsK

[Austat]

£900:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Humber-sceptre-1973/264809609630?hash=item3da7e1f99e:g:kSQAAOSw2sBfHiBO

[Tadhg Tiogar]

4 minutes ago, Austat said:

£900:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Humber-sceptre-1973/264809609630?hash=item3da7e1f99e:g:kSQAAOSw2sBfHiBO

Phoooooo, that looks presentable. The two Hunters near me are in somewhat less tidy condition.

[Schaefft]

2 hours ago, Ghosty said:

 

The guy wants £3200 for this. 

Good luck mate... 

Best color combination you can get them in!

[cort16]

GLD = Good luxury diesel

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/%C2%A31500-or-swaps-/1379943176

[cort16]

Hiace camper with knackered engine for a grand. It actually looks pretty neat although I imagine trying to fit a 2.7 diesel engine somewhere into the middle of one of these wouldn't be a lot of fun.

 

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/campervans-motorhomes/toyota-hiace-campervan-1994/1379840445

[wuvvum]

36 minutes ago, Austat said:

£950:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saab-99-modern-classic/333665384292?hash=item4db001b764:g:C8sAAOSwQgxfHEsK

Not sure 48 years old counts as a "modern classic", but I suppose it's closer than an M-reg Fiesta or some of the other tripe that gets labelled as "classic" nowadays.

Edit: unless things have changed dramatically since I had mine, the seized brakes could be fun to sort - brake parts for the early cars seem to be pretty much unobtainium.

[cort16]

v8 LDV sherpa camper. I wonder what this started out as and why it's got an EFi v8 in it?

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/campervans-motorhomes/ldv-400-series-v8-3.5-petrol-lpg-certified-dual-fuel-air-suspension-3.5t-offers-/1379955627

[Ghosty]

5 minutes ago, J-T said:

Doesn’t sound particularly salty if it’s as nice as it looks

It's a 230 though, and similar examples of 230TEs without the MB-Tex are in the high £1ks. I don't think it's much more than £2500. For £3000+ I'd want a 280 or a 300TE. 

[New POD]

8 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

 

Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to fight Mike Tyson
and got punched around the ring
You're scrawled out on the woodwork
by someone with no brain
They set you next to some cannabis
And they made you change your name

 

 

And it seems to me, that you've been sprayed
by a piss head in the wind
£1 shop aerosols trying to cling on
when the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known who
got it airbrushed by Bez
is that Jackie Charlton
above the boy from Kes?

 

 

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
eBay hosted this scooter
And pain was the price that we all paid
I hope we've not yet died
 when the HIAB dumps you on the ground
And the DVLA website states 'Vehicle details could not be found'

 

Goodbye Chico Marx
Though I never knew you at all
You can't be pleased to share a space
With Alistair Stewart at all
He he had to go before the the beak
The Police Camera Action king 
Who escaped being seen as sexual
By the boys in Brixton, C Wing 

 

 

And it seems to me its needs TWOCking
By a toker who's just skinned
Never knowing how to ride it,
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have heard there was a pretty epic skid
And the murals burned out long before
Your  headlight ever did
Your murals burned out long before
Your headlight ever did

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lambretta-1977-148cc-stunning-show-bike-scooter-moped-vespa/124267874674?hash=item1ceef14972:g:DdEAAOSwLdRfAzvu

And he's back. Hurray