eBay tat volume 3.

[Schaefft]

If you want to go on your own cross-European adventure, why not make this high spec, manual V6 Safrane your destination:

https://www.autoscout24.de/angebote/renault-safrane-rxe-v6i-klima-zv-hu-bis-02-2021-nr-38b-benzin-rot-2a726bcc-3a4c-4fa1-8416-4e9af74bdd86?utm_medium=email&utm_source=DE-RTM&utm_campaign=TatsuSearchSubscriptionMonteCarloTest_de-DE_Live&utm_term=button_vehicle_offer

This is too nice.

[egg]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

Every single one (and there were a few) of those 24V Mondeos that came through Chester auctions sounded like an oil starved 1.6 OHC from a Cortina. That car is well fit though.

I think that one has been for sale on and off for months, not 100% sure, as not tracking them as much as I used to. Not sure why it has not sold.

[SiC]

52 minutes ago, egg said:

Not sure why it has not sold.

Probably because it's a 30 year old rep car with a big engine. Apart from pretty much here, there isn't much of a market for them (yet).  

[Asimo]

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/cheap-lpg-skoda-to-drive-to-poland-/1362384152

[loserone]

Wow

[Asimo]

£599 Audi A8.  What could possibly go wrong?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-a8-2.8-auto-1998my-part-ex-to-clear-drves/1361985706

[BorniteIdentity]

Details sketchy atm but please bear with.

My father is an estate agent and has instructions on a probate sale in Suffolk. There’s a Citröen Synergie in the garage which is, apparently, in very good shape. 

He mentioned it to me as he knows I love a cheap car and this is. 

The daughter would be happy with anything really. I suggest a nice donation to the family’s charity of choice would have it on your driveway. 

All I know atm is it’s a blue/green - a diesel - and about 90k on it. 

I’ll update the post with pics once he gets things moving at his end. 

[w00dy]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-406-coupe-3-0-v6/264593885048

Few issues, but it's green with tan and the V6 and no reserve.

[Cavcraft]

12 minutes ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Details sketch atm but please bear with.

My father is an estate agent and has instructions on a probate sale in Suffolk. There’s a Citröen Synergie in the garage which is, apparently, in very good shape. 

He mentioned it to me as he knows I love a cheap car and this is. 

The daughter would be happy with anything really. I suggest a nice donation to the family’s charity of stuff would have it on your driveway. 

All I know atm is it’s a blue/green - a diesel - and about 90k on it. 

I’ll update the post with pics once he gets things moving at his end. 

This might suit you @alcyonecorporation

[wuvvum]

Late W123 with LPG.  Seems decent value if it's as clean as it looks.

[Sir Snipes]

6 hours ago, SiC said:

It appears to have cable tied alloy wheels on some of them...

They have a reasonable alloy wheel on them with a horrible pound-land trim over the top. No idea why.

[w00dy]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Opel-Omega-3-0-V6-Limousine-Limo-Low-mileage-SPARES-OR-REPAIR/223844814545

Got to admire whoever specced this: windy-windows all round and steels, but went with the 3.0 in case they were running late to the church.

[Schaefft]

5 hours ago, Asimo said:

£599 Audi A8.  What could possibly go wrong?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-a8-2.8-auto-1998my-part-ex-to-clear-drves/1361985706

Wrong engine but I still would.

[Kiltox]

3 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

Wrong engine but I still would.

Oil level warning on the dash for added confidence  

[New POD]

6 hours ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Details sketchy atm but please bear with.

My father is an estate agent and has instructions on a probate sale in Suffolk. There’s a Citröen Synergie in the garage which is, apparently, in very good shape. 

He mentioned it to me as he knows I love a cheap car and this is. 

The daughter would be happy with anything really. I suggest a nice donation to the family’s charity of choice would have it on your driveway. 

All I know atm is it’s a blue/green - a diesel - and about 90k on it. 

I’ll update the post with pics once he gets things moving at his end. 

I need a seven seater for a weekend in July. 

My son's wedding

 

If anyone buys this can I borrow it in the 17th July for 3 days ? 

[New POD]

20 hours ago, egg said:

£400, with a valuable* plate which you can sell to an exec from PriceWaterhouseCoopers

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1013753862344693/

 My son works for them. I doubt he'd want to invest in that.  Whilst "partners" earn £500k plus he's earning a fuckshit lot less. 

Still he left some paper last time he stayed 

[New POD]

9 hours ago, SiC said:

Not my thing but this looks quite tidy to me and realistically priced too. I remember people buying these as bangers back in the early naughties and the 2.0l were pretty peppy units. 

Clutch is apparently slipping, but aren't these ridiculously easy to change or something?

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F324035158266

30 mins for an expert.  3 hours for a dick head. If it's the F16.5

Our mk3 had the same inspection cover as the mk2s had.

[Sir Snipes]

9 hours ago, Schaefft said:

If you want to go on your own cross-European adventure, why not make this high spec, manual V6 Safrane your destination:

https://www.autoscout24.de/angebote/renault-safrane-rxe-v6i-klima-zv-hu-bis-02-2021-nr-38b-benzin-rot-2a726bcc-3a4c-4fa1-8416-4e9af74bdd86?utm_medium=email&utm_source=DE-RTM&utm_campaign=TatsuSearchSubscriptionMonteCarloTest_de-DE_Live&utm_term=button_vehicle_offer

This is too nice.

Phuck me that is sensational. 

[BeEP]

Cheap Laguna estate with sticky brakes.  Looks pretty though...

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-laguna-/1363230490

[BeEP]

Almost as cheap Citroen C2 1.6GT.  Reckon these must be fairly good fun...

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-c2-1.6-gt/1363204337

[Cavcraft]

Salvador Dali inspired Renault Master in Merthyr Tipfill

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-renault-master-T35-2-5-diesel/143497484243?hash=item21691dd7d3:g:UaQAAOSwqMteGEPA

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1954-MORRIS-MINOR-SPLIT-SCREEN-MODEL/233461911906?hash=item365b6a1162:g:18MAAOSwEYReGKPY

[Cavcraft]

Paging @eddyramrod

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CF2-250D-4x4-High-Lift-Panel-Van/283739038086?hash=item42102a2186:g:E3sAAOSw5B9eGLCT

 

[Cavcraft]

Utterly, utterly appalling: 7,750/3.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Austin-Mini-1000-Mk3-Parts-Car-1974-Spares-or-Repair-998cc/133299997056?hash=item1f094c8980:g:8O8AAOSwFaNeGHUb

 

[eddyramrod]

6 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Paging @eddyramrod

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CF2-250D-4x4-High-Lift-Panel-Van/283739038086?hash=item42102a2186:g:E3sAAOSw5B9eGLCT

 

Thanks Billy but not the correct spec in so many ways.

It feels quite strange to be looking at vans now that weren't even built when I had my first one, that are rustier than it ever was, and are never less than ten times the price!

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-XS650-Classic-1978-Road-Bike/274174706480?hash=item3fd6160330:g:HmUAAOSwtCNeCm4e

[face]

SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT A COUPLE OF BLOKES WEARING BRAS IS THERE?

[Rovorsche]

Eh?

[Cavcraft]

39 minutes ago, face said:

SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT A COUPLE OF BLOKES WEARING BRAS IS THERE?

What are you trying to say, like?

[Cavcraft]

Is it wrong to like these? Seem quite snazzy.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-1-6-Zetec-S-30th-Anniversary-Green/293411467082?hash=item4450afaf4a:g:zhYAAOSwhQpeE7T9