eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-FORD-TRANSIT-80-POPULAR-MK3-2-0/233422436417?hash=item36590fb841:g:5scAAOSw7aBd5mRc

 

'2.0 litre petrol'

 

'I have tried to photograph the bad bits'

 

No need, M8, you've already put us off it.

[Tenmil Socket]

35 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Mr Whippy meets Mrs Shitty

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-206cc-1-of-a-kind/264555122676?hash=item3d98b6cff4:g:DQsAAOSwndFd5n-n

Shitting Nora... Imagine the offspring!

[egg]

Train to Nottingham
Buy ZX, day insure it.
Pick up Invacar wheels from Clayts
Drive to Six Cyl, pick up guitar
Drive home
Roffle ZX.

Sounds easy*.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-zx-1.9d-leader/1360191088

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/replacement-parts/yamaha-rd250-air-cooled-gt-kh-era/1359983911

This vendor is ace, posts increasingly pissed off rants on his adverts.

''may swap try me but i wont answer all the dickheads out there who use gumtree because they havnt got any friends' 

[Snipes]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Toyota-Carina-E-1-8-CD/123998053560

Here's another Carina with low mileage and decent  mot history to it. Facelift really did it no favours though. 

Actually almost the same distance from me as the Exec I posted previously. Looks a lot like the one spottedlaurel had some years back?

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/310161389866904/

[anonymous user]

5 hours ago, Maurice Marina said:

If LDV made microvans....

Looks more like a coal scuttle than a microwave 

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2449591015283505/

[clayts450]

2 hours ago, egg said:

Train to Nottingham
Buy ZX, day insure it.
Pick up Invacar wheels from Clayts
Drive to Six Cyl, pick up guitar
Drive home
Roffle ZX.

Sounds easy*.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-zx-1.9d-leader/1360191088

The rustic photos do not match the seller's location, mind....not far from me, however.

You'd have to add tram from Nottingham Station to Moor Bridge (Hucknall line) to your itinerary to get close to this car.

Mind you, looks like the tinworm is munching the underside somewhat, if the test history is anything to go by....

 

ETA @eggno sign of the ZX when I drove past there earlier this evening to pick up the wheels.

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2517964805148067/

[Maurice Marina]

2 hours ago, Tenmil Socket said:

Shitting Nora... Imagine the offspring!

I suspect they drank the raspberry sauce and pissed on it.

[anonymous user]

21 minutes ago, Maurice Marina said:

I suspect they drank the raspberry sauce and pissed on it.

I'd ask for the hundreds and thousands to top myself 

[sporty-shite]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2649411195106920/

[The Vicar]

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/renault-17ts-coupe1978-ultra-rare/23661919

1978 Renault 17 TS in Ireland for €1950 (about £1600)

When did you last see one of these!?

[The Vicar]

Also in Ireland:

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/mitsubishi-colt-glx-mk1-/23661453

How cool is this?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Has thta previously been owned by a shiter? Looks strangely familiar somehow.

[Jim Bell]

9 hours ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-Pony-X2-Hatchback-1-3-Spritza-3d-Last-1-in-the-UK-Retro-Car/283697801480

Hmm, lets see a picture first eh

Does it come with free 3d glasses? ?

[The Vicar]

9 hours ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-Pony-X2-Hatchback-1-3-Spritza-3d-Last-1-in-the-UK-Retro-Car/283697801480

Hmm, lets see a picture first eh

A 4 speed 'box in 1994 was quite an unusual sight. Even bottom of the barrel stuff, such as the Cinquecento etc, were 5 speed.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1711908322.htm/

Heres a cheap Alfa 156 'Crosswagon' (4wd, flared arches & raised suspension), needs a few jobs doing but can be driven away. I love these as they are X-TREME SHITE

 

[SiC]

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F223779084544

[bramz7]

18 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

 

Heres a cheap Alfa 156 'Crosswagon' (4wd, flared arches & raised suspension), needs a few jobs doing but can be driven away. I love these as they are X-TREME SHITE

 

How about this instead? This seems more you:

https://www.reezocar.com/en/voiture-occasion/fiat-stilo-RZCATSES1FF020CAD060.html

[Steve79]

16 minutes ago, SiC said:

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F223779084544

How much! It was less than that new! ?

 

[Alan_Green]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201911284826295?make=VAUXHALL&model=COMBO&radius=1500&sort=supplied-price-asc&advertising-location=at_vans&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=New&postcode=gu511du&page=1 

[paulplom]

11 hours ago, Tenmil Socket said:

Shitting Nora... Imagine the offspring!

I did and now I can't get 'pretty fly for a white guy' out of my head. Cheers m9.

Give it to me baby!

[wesacosa]

19 hours ago, RobT said:

Late plate 1.8 with 3 months test. £500 or offer.

FAR FAR TOO GOOD TO SEND TO THE BREAKERS

I should cocoa.  My finger is twitching over the offer button.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CAVALIER/202840391913?hash=item2f3a3ac0e9:g:3G8AAOSwZQdd5RjA

jeez sold already. Was tempted myself. Suspect someone got an absolute bargain. H

[Mike D]

12 hours ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

Has thta previously been owned by a shiter? Looks strangely familiar somehow.

Ex RatDat

[Snipes]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201911284828702

Woo look at this! Not even a single mention of corrosion in the last 10 years of MOT tests.

It's in Colchester. £1295.

[MorrisItalSLX]

I have looked at a lot of Camrys in my time, and I mean A LOT, and have never seen that interior colour before. Breathtaking.

[Snipes]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201911284851047

This looks like it could be good VFM.

[egg]

Some SOILD GOLD shite in the last 24 hours. Keep it coming...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2149004031872688/