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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Why is it that so many people cannot spell?

 

EFA

 

A lot of Johnnies who come here to improve their English are appalled by what they read and hear.

I'm honestly sad to say that the septics are generally in better command of the English language.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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By which geographical phenomenon that escaped me did Lwowek Slaski end up in Ealing?

Quite so. Definitely more Acton way.

 

 

Meanwhile, here's a peach of a mk1 Cavalier:

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252747698651

 

And check out the giffer accessory headrests! I'm in lurve.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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RAREST TYPE MOT

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-VOLVO-960-ESTATE-3-0-24V-AUTO-RED-RAREST-TYPE-MOT-CRACKING-CAR-/122332603192?hash=item1c7b976338:g:EvQAAOSwUKxYjzO3

 

 

'try finding one with the walnut door cards all round'

 

 

They're not walnut all the way round. Some of it is cloth.

 

 

'If I had the room i would definately hold on to this old girl.'
 

Says the man with trade plates who lives on a small holding.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This is currently absurdly cheap for a complete-ish one of these.  Has apparent fuelling issues and I don't think the battery installation would pass an MOT, plus the owner can't spell, but still.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Impressive use of what at a casual glance looks like a still from RoadWars as someone goes flying past a speed camera

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-xsara-picasso-spare-or-repairs-/142262844556?hash=item211f86bc8c:g:roQAAOSwA3dYid5-

 

 

'tourbin is on it's way'

 

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?

 

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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RAREST TYPE MOT

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-VOLVO-960-ESTATE-3-0-24V-AUTO-RED-RAREST-TYPE-MOT-CRACKING-CAR-/122332603192?hash=item1c7b976338:g:EvQAAOSwUKxYjzO3

 

 

'try finding one with the walnut door cards all round'

 

 

They're not walnut all the way round. Some of it is cloth.

 

 

'If I had the room i would definately hold on to this old girl.'

 

Says the man with trade plates who lives on a small holding.

Dave2Ks had those and they were probably hideously expensive when new. This didn't stop them looking an awful lot like gloss lacquered bits of ply.

Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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Jamaica yellow? No it was that colour when I bought it.$_1.JPGhttp://m.ebay.com/itm/152416602876?_mwBanner=1

Dear seller,

 

It's a 1.2L, it's not a GTE, GSi, or SR and never will be.

 

It will go a lot better (and look better) if you revert to the standard wheels and tyres. What's left of the original 55bhp will have less rubber to drag across the road.

 

That said, looks half decent if you ignore the Barrydom.

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Needs moar BOOST.

 

Though it is very, very nice otherwise.

Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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You could have what sounds like a not unreasonable 2CV for under two bags here -

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-2cv-Special/232221607025?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D341dbb5bb8814117a2485045d7c257af%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D252718854436

 

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Or you could spaff five Gs on this one -

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-Find-Citroen-2CV-AZ-1959/252718854436?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D2affd98bb738469e958ab3e22b003904%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D322403422587

 

 

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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It's a bit soggy cornflakey at the back though.

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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It just leaks a bit. They all do that.

It's just purple. They all don't do that.

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AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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RAREST TYPE MOT

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-VOLVO-960-ESTATE-3-0-24V-AUTO-RED-RAREST-TYPE-MOT-CRACKING-CAR-/122332603192?hash=item1c7b976338:g:EvQAAOSwUKxYjzO3

 

 

'try finding one with the walnut door cards all round'

 

 

They're not walnut all the way round. Some of it is cloth.

 

 

'If I had the room i would definately hold on to this old girl.'

 

Says the man with trade plates who lives on a small holding.

 

I have an aversion to any Ad that starts "Here we have a ....."  what is that bit for?

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Bianconeri Rank: BL Wedge

Bianconeri

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It just leaks a bit. They all do that.

It's just purple. They all don't do that.

And the engine has been buggered around with so it's either broken or ablut to break.

 

Apart from that, marvellous.

Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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The "Lanica" went for 1600 - potential megabarg for someone who can fix it up.

 

Need MOAR PRUPEL?

 

Potentially cheap and not obviously gopping 944, pretty colour -

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-944-S2-NO-RESERVE/152416751872?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D04f6b02805594c20afdbce0744bd9c1c%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D232219257350

 

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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And the engine has been buggered around with so it's either broken or ablut to break.

 

Apart from that, marvellous.

I think it'll be fine because it's purple

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Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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White background, excessive badge bar bollockery, rust speckled engine bay.  WINHAGE assured*

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maxi-1750/252664469067?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3Dbb451a81fac24b1780fe35bfaffe0c51%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D272534197578

 

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Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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PS: they have cars in Yorkshire?  Who knew?

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Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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this car is in immaculate condition.

 

NOE IT IZNT U HAV LOST 1 OV DA TRIMZ M8

 

 

 

The interior is still in the same state it was when it was first made

 

 

WY U NO SHO PICZ BRUV?

 

 

 

The unreliable hydrolastic suspension 

 

TOP SELLAGE SKILLZ BLUD

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maxi-1980-1750-Auto/272534197578?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3Dfa9db431335f404381f885a9c0f84149%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D172507574921

 

 

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