Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends Electric*

[Jim Bell]

The floods of 2021..

Never forget. 

 

That's an upside down broken undertray. 

[Split_Pin]

CLAP FOR UNDERTRAYS TOMORROW NIGHT 6PM.

[Fumbler]

WE WILL REBUILD REPAIR

[Jim Bell]

Caught up with @Lacquer Peel and put the two EXCECUTIVE SALOONS nose to nose. The colour of the Volvo is pure delicious. Think I'd have him in a straight line race though. 

Great to see you man. 

 

 

 

FILTER ON

 

[Jim Bell]

The last leg through Weardale dropping some bits off was the longest. 

Ran a child's bicycle, a pot of mushrooms and a 205 seat back down for the north east shitters, so the Merc is almost a van. 

 

 

Wind shot. 

[loserone]

Thanks for popping round and providing consulting advice regarding dog comfort in @JimH's new Honda

[Jim Bell]

Scores on the doors at the end of play. 

 

 

Can't believe I drove 10 hours ish, mostly on motorways, and managed an average speed of 38mph. The rain was fucking horrific on the way back mind. God help southern Scotland. All the fields were floating. 

 

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, loserone said:

Thanks for popping round and providing consulting advice regarding dog comfort in @JimH's new Honda

You could get three lurchers in there no bother. 

[Jim Bell]

And probably a handful of Whippets. 

[Lacquer Peel]

9 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

Caught up with @Lacquer Peel and put the two EXCECUTIVE SALOONS nose to nose. The colour of the Volvo is pure delicious. Think I'd have him in a straight line race though. 

Great to see you man

Great to see you too JB but you would be eating my diesel smoke for a while until you caught up with a higher top speed. 😉

[Jim Bell]

"It's all about the driver, not the car."

So yes, you're right. I would lose mate. 

[Lacquer Peel]

1 minute ago, Jim Bell said:

"It's all about the driver, not the car."

So yes, you're right. I would lose mate. 

You do have the advantage of an auto box, it can change gears quicker than me. 

[Saabnut]

11 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

11 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

 

ONE LAP OF THE SOUTH

 

 

FTFY

[dome]

Was great to see you again man, like Moses parting the waves but using a Merc undertray instead of witchcraft

[Eyersey1234]

13 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

 

I had to chin four of them.. don't tell the RSPCA. 

One of them is currently seeking legal advice 🤣

[Jim Bell]

27 minutes ago, Eyersey1234 said:

One of them is currently seeking legal advice 🤣

I'll be up before the beak. Imagine the bill!

(Other bird puns may also be available)

[Supernaut]

14 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

 

 

That's a brilliant photo of my back.

I'll get that on Tinder ASAP and get all the honeys.

[320touring]

10 minutes ago, Supernaut said:

That's a brilliant photo of my back.

I'll get that on Tinder ASAP and get all the honeys.

"It could be worse, you could be dating the cunt on the right"

 

🤣

[Jim Bell]

24 minutes ago, Supernaut said:

That's a brilliant photo of my back.

 

Seems a bit creepy out of context. Lurking behind men in industrial units and photographing them. 

[Eyersey1234]

2 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

I'll be up before the beak. Imagine the bill!

(Other bird puns may also be available)

@Cavcraftcalled he wants his joke book back 🤣

[Supernaut]

2 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

Seems a bit creepy out of context. Lurking behind men in industrial units and photographing them. 

I particularly like how you stuck with that photo.

Even after I noticed you taking a photo of the Citroen, and moved out of your way.

[Datsuncog]

4 hours ago, Supernaut said:

That's a brilliant photo of my back.

I'll get that on Tinder ASAP and get all the honeys.

 

"That's a sexy back..."

"But tell me more about the Eurovan. Does it run on veg?"

[Eyersey1234]

3 hours ago, Datsuncog said:

 

"That's a sexy back..."

"But tell me more about the Eurovan. Does it run on veg?"

Yeah it uuses a carrot every 4 miles 😂

[beko1987]

Looks like a cannock meet 😂

[High Jetter]

8 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

I'll be up before the beak. Imagine the bill!

(Other bird puns may also be available)

Winging it, as usual. Exceptional talon(t). Have you tweeted? Stop crowing. Etc, etc...

[Split_Pin]

29 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

Looks like an album cover

 

[captain_70s]

[somewhatfoolish]

5 hours ago, Datsuncog said:

 

"That's a sexy back..."

"But tell me more about the Eurovan. Does it run on veg?"

She looks like more of a FIAT Ulysse type.

[chodweaver]

'Auction breakfast'

Their follow up album?

[somewhatfoolish]

That's more like a 3rd album; the disappointing 2nd album would be "Sunroof = soggy footwell" or perhaps "It's totally fucking fucked mate, big time".