Shitting in the shallow end. *A2 fixes*

[PicantoJon]

24 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

Sorry for the radio silence. I was rubbing myself on my new acquisition. 

FTFY

[Jim Bell]

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Many thanks to @Marshall2810 for the car, the chat, the hospitality, for picking me up from the station even though he'd had barely any sleep and for letting me meet his fabulous Jack Russell terrier. 

That's not a euphemism. 

[Jim Bell]

I comply with the law by offering a Woolard. 

 

Looks smaller next to me. 

[Jim Bell]

Pez/derv shot

 

One the road with the ONION EXPRESS

 

 

Originally from York. Not too far from there now. 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Pit stop shot. Accidentally stopped for fuel at a services that didn't sell fuel. So I had a poo in the Macdonald. 

 

 

Final P.C. = 3. 

[dome]

Excellent purchase. These are funky wee things. 

 

[Jim Bell]

A few in and outs. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[loserone]

2 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

few in and outs. 

This one IS a euphemism 

[Jim Bell]

 

The end. 

Roll credits. 

 

 

 

[PicantoJon]

An Audi that isn't depression grey or an SUV, or both. 

Must be a counterfeit. 

[Marshall2810]

1 hour ago, Jim Bell said:

letting me meet his fabulous Jack Russell terrier. 

He asked to see my growler so, flattered I obliged....

Good to meet you too @Jim Bell Look after yourself and the smoll Audi, all the best 

 

[bezzabsa]

why does it have an OHFUCK handle on the passenger side??? is it that quick???

[Schaefft]

Excellent purchase, I was tempted by it myself, what a glorious choice of color for an A2. I genuinely hope to see this at Twixfest!

[loserone]

32 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

glorious choice of color for an A2.

I keep passing a brown one just outside Alston

[NorthernMonkey]

7 minutes ago, loserone said:

I keep passing a brown one just outside Alston

I passed one whilst sat in @gms Exocet, just after he went over that humpbacked bridge… 😳

[loserone]

I meant an A2

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, loserone said:

I meant an A2

Mine are never that big!

[Jim Bell]

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE COMPETITION.

Can you spot the 18 differences and win a twix?

 

 

[GeordieInExile]

That's a beaut and I'm glad it's in the North East now. 

If you get bored of it within the next four weeks and fancy swapping it for a needy French luxury car, let me know...

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, Jim Bell said:

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE COMPETITION.

Can you spot the 18 differences and win a twix?

 

 

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, GeordieInExile said:

That's a beaut and I'm glad it's in the North East now. 

If you get bored of it within the next four weeks and fancy swapping it for a needy French luxury car, let me know...

Sadly, my balls are not big enough for luxury gallic motoring. 

They're more like silverskins, metaphorically speaking. As opposed to full sized onions. 

 

And that's not racist. 

[garbaldy]

1 hour ago, Jim Bell said:

Can you spot the 18 differences and win a twix?

There's only one though.  Your clearly wearing a Russian hat in the first pic. 

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, Jim Bell said:

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE COMPETITION.

Can you spot the 18 differences and win a twix?

 

 

Not even gonna try if you've already scoffed it!.🤣

[Stanky]

Have you taken the ACTUAL BONNET right off yet, like some sort of crazed supervillain? Ideally while a group of people walk by, and you yell "right, I've had enough of your antics!", pull the bonnet clean off and throw it over a hedge.

[Jim Bell]

6 hours ago, Stanky said:

Have you taken the ACTUAL BONNET right off yet, like some sort of crazed supervillain? Ideally while a group of people walk by, and you yell "right, I've had enough of your antics!", pull the bonnet clean off and throw it over a hedge.

Not yet. I'm might take it off and bungee cord it to the roof, Roadkill style at some point so I look like a drag racer on cooldown. 

[tooSavvy]

Welcome to the 'rust belt'*

... *OK, so not Aberdeen 🙄

Cute 👍

🚙💨

[Tayne]

7 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

Not yet. I'm might take it off and bungee cord it to the roof, Roadkill style at some point so I look like a drag racer on cooldown. 

Mine overheated all the time so I grew to hate that removable bonnet.

[Jim Bell]

2 minutes ago, Tayne said:

Mine overheated all the time so I grew to hate that removable bonnet.

Ah that sucks man. Fingers crossed no overheating woes for me. Touch wood. 

[Tayne]

Same engine but yours is 5 years newer than mine was so hopefully you’ll be ok.

The wipers can rock the car (we proved that in @gm’s driveway) but you only really notice from outside.

Also, the mystery object in the boot is a weight for stability.