Let’s go cruising, PT style...YeeHaw!

[NorthernMonkey]

As my significantly better half has started a new temporary job for which she needs to commute and out of around the seven cars we own, only one is actually tested (and even that has a buggered gearbox) then the sensible* thing to do is go and buy another one.

 

#autoshitelife

[Rocket88]

'tis the Autoshite way........"and lo, on the seventh day, God did rest, and prevailed on his many acolytes to go forth, and buy chod.........and he saw that it was good....."

[NorthernMonkey]

As is, I believe customary, have a breakfast shot.

 

 

(too excited* to eat)

[eddyramrod]

Is it a Cadillac?

[skattrd]

7 cars, and none legal/working.

I think my record was 5 with none legal/working … I ended up borrowing a mk1 Panda.

 

Good luck and fingers crossed this one doesn't add to the list of "cars needing work"

[HMC]

Hmmm any clues?

 

I’m guessing 90s and German.

[Lord Sterling]

My 3 guesses;

 

1. Stutz Bearcat

2. Standard 10

3. Vauxhall Vivaro with a broken side door.

[sporty-shite]

My 3 guesses;

 

1. Stutz Bearcat

2. Standard 10

3. Vauxhall Vivaro with a broken side door.

4. Matt black Chrysler PT Cruiser.

[burraston2006]

How about a Picarsole bought off of Arsebook and still full of maccy d's kids meal boxes?

[NorthernMonkey]

In order of suggestions...

 

Sorry Eddy, got enough big barges at the minute.

 

HMC...I like your thinking. Not today but soon, hopefully.

 

Mo, I’ve no idea how your mind works but some intriguing suggestions there, keep up the good work.

 

Sporty-can I just remind you that this is for my good lady to use as a daily. Not sure what you are suggesting about her.

 

Burraston...been there, got the t-shirt. In actual fact, I’ve of the seven is a lovely low mileage ‘07 HDi Picasso. One careful owner, well specced and oh yes, a fecked turbo.

[320touring]

Chod speed

[tooSavvy]

A Toyo....

 

Nope = Boring

 

... as you were

[brownnova]

Guess work.... you say no big barges so...

 

G-whizz

Peugeot 205 (they’re everywhere on here atm)

Renault Avantime

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Might there be a BX in this equation, given recent other threads?

[Lord Sterling]

In order of suggestions...

 

Mo, I’ve no idea how your mind works but some intriguing suggestions there, keep up the good work.

LMAO!

 

Which way you heading? I am currently on a train heading north to Durham to pick up a car...on a Sunday...

[The Moog]

7 cars, and none legal/working.

I think my record was 5 with none legal/working … I ended up borrowing a mk1 Panda.

 

Good luck and fingers crossed this one doesn't add to the list of "cars needing work"

Do you run a garage as well? He does so even less reasons !

[NorthernMonkey]

LMAO!

 

Which way you heading? I am currently on a train heading north to Durham to pick up a car...on a Sunday...

Sort of reverse to you really but a bit to the west. I can only dream of such luxuries as a train...my conveyance is a Volvo with various failure and service needed messages.

 

Seek solace in the fact that whatever you’re collecting is far, far superior to what awaits me.

[NorthernMonkey]

Do you run a garage as well? He does so even less reasons !

If only I had time to fix my own stuff between customers cars and the steady stream of frag feed from Accrington

[NorthernMonkey]

In case any of you are actually refreshing this thread in case of updates (fools) I feel it only fair to point out that for the last hour, I have been finishing a top end rebuild on a customers 207 who needs it back for work in the morning.

 

Collection duties will in fact commence shortly.

[Matty]

Think I've guessed. Not going to say and spoil the thread though

[NorthernMonkey]

Just to keep a level of anticipation going, it’s not french.

 

Nothing from over the channel could ever compare with her beloved Velma, now residing with Barefoot of this parish.

 

I say beloved...she only had it for 8 days before it moved on but she did like the clock.

[Snipes]

Carina E 1.8 CDX 5 door. Or a facelift Vectra C 1.8vvti.

[NorthernMonkey]

Carina E 1.8 CDX 5 door. Or a facelift Vectra C 1.8vvti.

Ooh, close....

 

*not really

[dozeydustman]

What non-french piles of misery can I think of?

 

K11 Micra

Corsa B

Anything with a Blue oval.

[NorthernMonkey]

Not much in the way of chod on the road....

 

 

Best I can manage is a Audi cab 320T stylee with gaffer taped rear window.

 

 

Just stopping off to see family on route

 

Plenty of horse power here.

 

 

Anyone fancy living the Bollox dream?

 

[Cavcraft]

I hope it's a Ford Ka.

[NorthernMonkey]

I hope it's a Ford Ka.

Me too.

[clayts450]

Ooh, getting dark and raining. What does Mike Brewer say never to do...

 

 

I anticipate the cockernee apostrophe at the end of cracking needs replacing with an asterisk

[omegod]

Ohh Huyton, home to two shiters of this parish one of which is me 

[NorthernMonkey]

And it’s now dark so safe to go and collect the better halves latest steed...

 

 

To answer my previous question to the esteemed sporty-shite, then yes, you’re absolutely right, MrsNjgLeeds is exactly the type of girl who is quite happy at the thought of rolling around in a matt black diesel cruiser!

 

Nice to meet you again, Billy.

 

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