What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[RedSparrow]

There's a bus driver simulator too somewhere. Unfortunately you can't do things like be a miserable cunt and leave people standing at a stop in the pissing rain.

 

[DeeJay]

There's a bus driver simulator too somewhere. Unfortunately you can't do things like be a miserable cunt and leave people standing at a stop in the pissing rain.

 

Can you wait for all pensioners to stand up then throw the anchors on so they do the Conga down the aisle?

[DeeJay]

^^How did that you tube thing pop up?

[RedSparrow]

I edited my post to add it!

It looks like people will get off if your driving is shit.

[eddyramrod]

The BBC's weather person on the north-west lunchtime programme is called Sara Blizzard.................

 

You couldn't make it up.

[RedSparrow]

The BBC's weather person on the north-west lunchtime programme is called Sara Blizzard.................

 

You couldn't make it up.

 

What, is she foreign and a lesbian and in a wheelchair?

[mattblack]

Just been a bit on Midlands Today about how many Rovers are still on the road.. They interveiwed a bloke with 30 75s, including 2 V8s, and an old boy with a City Rover.

[Ghosty]

I edited my post to add it!

It looks like people will get off if your driving is shit.

Yep, that's an OMSI feature alright. A bus simulator set in pre-reunified West Berlin, where the passengers get off if you drive badly, and all the cars on the roads are Mk2 Golfs, W123s and early Kadett coupés, etc...

[andy18s]

GTA V is as far as my "simulators" go i'm afraid

[inconsistant]

Came across this,  might help turn ebay mong dealings into a barrel of lolz...

 

http://dontevenreply.com/

[Wilko220]

 

etc...

 

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/03/25/45-local-news-stories-that-rocked-the-world/

[Ghosty]

Proper Transitshite!

[Ghosty]

Just noticed that horrible V8 Cortina that was in the eBay thread last week. Thank fuck it's sold, I had to pass that misery every day. The place the pictures were taken has been its resting place for a while - outside the garages of a local college (full of mainly tracksuited idiots, not a sixth form).

I hated having to look at that abomination.

[Wilko220]

 

 

http://www.retronaut.com/2013/04/the-dharlingue-monowheel/?utm_content=buffer8a582&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

[twosmoke300]

That looks deadly. Just waiting for the prop to pull it nose down and those feelers at the front to dig in the ground.

 

Woo hoo!!

 

Look mum ! no hands!

 

Look mum ! no teeth !

[inconsistant]

^^^ I saw those on South Park, they look really comfy.

[vulgalour]

Just had the phone call telling me the Orange Slice is being loaded up and will be here soon.  Exciting~

[ShiteRider]

Am i the only one who thinks vulg' should change his name to super mario with all these princess saving exploits?

[vulgalour]

Why do you think I called the Renault "Crapaud"?

[Station]

That looks deadly. Just waiting for the prop to pull it nose down and those feelers at the front to dig in the ground.

 

Woo hoo!!

 

Look mum ! no hands!

 

Look mum ! no teeth !

 

Those feelers can only serve one purpose and that is digging into the ground on landing (if it actually got off the ground) and killing the pilot???

[Vin]

I posted this in the mongol car thread, but I'll post it here as well because it's made me grin a lot...

 

These guys have just got back from 'Panda raid' - the first and only so far, entrants from the UK...They took a Mk 1 4x4, although majority of entrants seem to be 2wd. Looks fun.

 

http://www.pandaraid.com/

 

 

[Lacquer Peel]

Spotted last night: Laguna II DCi jump starting a Mazda RX-8.

[saucedoctor]

Just been down the town to tax the Rover. When I came back to the car park, someone had left me a nice wee note!

[wuvvum]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26766345

 

About fucking time.

[mercedade]

Just been down the town to tax the Rover. When I came back to the car park, someone had left me a nice wee note!

If it weren't for the fact he's been dead for 5 years, I'd swear that was my granddad's handiwork. Exactly the kind of thing he used to do, and even in his handwriting.

[overrun]

The Money 'Snoopermarket' advert on TV. Same as every time I see it.

 

Pure genius.

[Bobthebeard]

If it weren't for the fact he's been dead for 5 years, I'd swear that was my granddad's handiwork. Exactly the kind of thing he used to do, and even in his handwriting.

Maybe he is still around 'somewhere' enjoying doing what he used to do.

Comforting thought.

[jakebullet]

Search for XR4i on evilbay. Related results includes used cooking oil. Hmmm.

[robinmasters]

The instrumental break in 'These Boys Are Made For Walkin' '. Makes me laugh everyone I hear it.

[KruJoe]

evilbay... Related results

 

They can get a bit random sometimes:

 

 

:D