What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Talbot]

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[goosey]

Forget Security, Verisure really are setting the standard for the quality of acting in their adverts

At last there’s a contenter on par with Ocean Finance 

[goosey]

Watching Jeremy Vine, That old Jeffery bloke is pure gold, I think he would have exploded if there hadn’t been an ad break 

[paulplom]

[808 Estate]

[808 Estate]

[808 Estate]

[inconsistant]

First bit of top down action at the weekend. Must be nearly summer!

[D.E]

This looks laughably shit! WTH? 😁 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/feb/27/glasgow-willy-wonka-experience-slammed-as-farce-as-tickets-refunded

Even the knockoff Oompa Loompas seem depressed.

[quicksilver]

1 hour ago, D.E said:

This looks laughably shit! WTH? 😁 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/feb/27/glasgow-willy-wonka-experience-slammed-as-farce-as-tickets-refunded

Even the knockoff Oompa Loompas seem depressed.

Another entry in the UK's long and noble tradition of disappointing themed events. If you see something described as a wonderland it's guaranteed to be shit.

[Wack]

Everytime I go for a pee at my mother in laws house I lift the seat up and feel like some 70s designer is going 

Yeah fuck you man 

[hairnet]

Errrr............

Wtf @Parky this us whir yer tax dollahs go

Yes i thought it was another but speed cameras in nz are organic

 

 

[Dyslexic Viking]

6 minutes ago, hairnet said:

Errrr............

Wtf @Parky this us whir yer tax dollahs go

Yes i thought it was another but speed cameras in nz are organic

I'm not sure if posting your full name and address is a good idea.

At least I know where you live now...

[hairnet]

8 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

I'm not sure if posting your full name and address is a good idea.

At least I know where you live now...

stalker  - you can have a go on the postie

do i get a cake for the furthest away from here ticket

[Dyslexic Viking]

14 minutes ago, hairnet said:

stalker  - you can have a go on the postie

[hairnet]

kim naaaaaah

ferry to eemshaven then hook then northwest

mercedes ville vært veldig velkommen

fisk og chips vil bli kjøpt og/eller takeaway

[hairnet]

(of course yourself also)

[Wack]

What a guy 

[Dyslexic Viking]

6 minutes ago, Wack said:

What a guy 

The world needs more people like that.

[Wack]

9 minutes ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

The world needs more people like that.

I'm sure plenty of millionaires donate to charity if only for tax reasons but this guy goes well over what most would do 

Something I read about Phil Collins, he's had a lifelong interest in The Alamo so has spent decades picking up original artefacts from private collectors 

He's enjoyed owning and looking at them but rather that selling them so they end up back in some collectors cupboard he donated them to The Alamo museum 

That's the kind of thing that benefits everyone 

[inconsistant]

Yeah but Sussudio.

[Wack]

29 minutes ago, inconsistant said:

Yeah but Sussudio.

There's always a downside 

I knew I was attending my last genesis concert in 2007 at old Trafford when I saw a line of guys in their 40s doing some sort of robot conga to we can't dance alongside their seats 

Nope that's me done 

[808 Estate]

Apparently there’s a QR code voucher going round for £9.50, unlimited use.
When it’s scanned, it’s actually a barcode that adds a product - from the sound of it lots of folk just get embarrassed and abandon their shopping!

[808 Estate]

[808 Estate]

[hairnet]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/68440296

so you come second in the event youre very good at and didnt get the time needed to qualify for this one?

notwithstanding the guy that won the british champs in front of you  didnt get picked either cos he didnt get the time either

dont hear him moaning

verdict

entitled wanker

[Noel Tidybeard]

On 23/02/2024 at 12:43, Wack said:

Numpty alert 

What is the payload of the Iveco Daily 70C18?

 

 

 

It's the only van/chassis that covers the weight range from 3,300kgs to 7,000kgs gvw with subsequent payloads from 3,600-4,600kgs and cargo volumes from 7.3 to 19.6 cubic metres, making it a truly impressive range of vans and chassis cabs

[richardmorris]

On 28/02/2024 at 14:43, quicksilver said:

Another entry in the UK's long and noble tradition of disappointing themed events. If you see something described as a wonderland it's guaranteed to be shit.

I blame “the apprentice “. This looks like something some of those idiots would come up with. What I’ve read of the people employed ( won’t get paid though) seems that they come out well trying to comfort the crying children.

[horriblemercedes]

[junkyarddog]