What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[hairnet]

ryanair lol

looking at times the time i want it says 2 seats left

go into it and look at seats and theres 90% to pick from 

wtf

back row aisle ftw - turn up 30 secs before they leave - then wait and drink tea till theyre all gone then stand up as last two people go through

 

[Remspoor]

3 hours ago, hairnet said:

ryanair lol

looking at times the time i want it says 2 seats left

go into it and look at seats and theres 90% to pick from 

wtf

back row aisle ftw - turn up 30 secs before they leave - then wait and drink tea till theyre all gone then stand up as last two people go through

 

every time you look at websites like Ryanair - Easyjet etc clear the cookies and site data. It is said you get different results . All to do with dynamic pricing.

[hairnet]

13:51

 

 

[hairnet]

[richardmorris]

On 12/16/2022 at 5:57 PM, Sunny Jim said:

I've worked every day this month but have now finished for the year and don't go back until March - 10 weeks leave = joy!

I'll be in Portugal by Tuesday to join a mate on his yacht and we plan to sail to Madeira, The Canaries and the Azores.

Well hello sailor.

[hairnet]

 

[Remspoor]

15 hours ago, richardmorris said:

Well hello sailor.

Hello  Honky Tonk

[Blunderguts]

[Bren]

Clicked on an ad for an insignia on ebay - cos cheap.

Top of the add was " awaiting valet".

In the text it said " engine seized."

[808 Estate]

[Noel Tidybeard]

1 hour ago, 808 Estate said:

This fancy-ass set of ten graphite eraser-topped Standard HB/No. 2 Pencils features inspirational profanity, calligraphic flourishes, and foil stamping. A great way to add a touch of humour and irreverence to everyday writings. Five different phrases repeat twice - Fucking Brilliant - Fuck-a-doodle doo - Getting Shit Done - Take Note, Bitches! - Write that Shit Down graphite pencils

[LightBulbFun]

3 hours ago, 808 Estate said:

I see @reb's pencil manufacturing venture is going well

[808 Estate]

[hairnet]

so was gonna do gig in usa in nov

couldnt so waited till more dates happened

there was one in jan i could make but the flight was 700 quid

they released more dates

one the end of march - flight is 275 return to bos which usually is $$$$$$$$$

car is 75 for the day and MA must do the no excess thing as the protection thing isnt mentioned  - that happened on the road trip from louisiana the last time - corolla ftw (i hope)

soon as i get 23 sheet off work itll go in  - heres hoping the medical is finished by then 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

On 12/17/2022 at 7:11 PM, hairnet said:

Matthewsons episode? Owner had died if I remember correctly. Avenger was mint.

[hairnet]

funnily enough im watching it now - waiting for the footy highlights (might not even watch them)

alviseseseses ftw

[High Jetter]

28 minutes ago, Dick Longbridge said:

Matthewsons episode? Owner had died if I remember correctly. Avenger was mint.

Yup, from an early series. Dad's friend had a saloon as a rep car, the door panels flexed as you put the key in the lock!

[hairnet]

7 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

Yup, from an early series. Dad's friend had a saloon as a rep car, the door panels flexed as you put the key in the lock!

side door on 21 plate transit does that when you pull the handle

pain in the arse

[808 Estate]

[Spottedlaurel]

Some very pleasing news from this afternoon:

Hoping to pick it up later this week, then I can spend my Christmas holiday looking at it. Might not be able to resist taxing it from Jan 1st....

[Wack]

I did something I've never done before 

I was dropping a parcel off at the collect+ shop luckily as the guy was collecting, he hung on for a minute to take my parcel, looked about 60, stressed to fuck 

I got back in the car as he drove off up to the next shop, he went in and I waited for him 

I asked him if he was OK, told him I really appreciated what he did and gave him £10 for a Christmas tip 

He was properly grateful, shook my hand and thanked me, it's the best thing I've done in a long time, it's made me feel as good as it did him. 

 

[hairnet]

On 12/17/2022 at 3:45 PM, Remspoor said:

every time you look at websites like Ryanair - Easyjet etc clear the cookies and site data. It is said you get different results . All to do with dynamic pricing.

 14.99 each way

week later 14.99

 

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, 808 Estate said:

Drifting... 🎶

[Metal Guru]

10 hours ago, High Jetter said:

Drifting... 🎶

New Fast and Furious film? 

[hairnet]

so got a sheet through for hossy and 4th jan appt - that was last week

ok

on top of one made on the 29 nov for 24th jan  which they told me about when they were talking to me

got a sheet thru today for 28th dec - i misread the date and thought it was tomorrow

full on panic for a minute

extra day off ftw (im already off ) - the sheet is dated 9th and it turned up today

work will be told on friday

[Sunny Jim]

Well I've now been awake 32 hours but finally made it to Faro, Portugal. (see Grumpy Thread for tales of delayed trains and travel embuggerance). It's 20 degrees, the sun's come out and the streets are lined with shite - let the good times begin!

[Aston Martin]

[hairnet]

so old git despatched to get autocar xmas issue

went to tescos anyway 'can ya look out for it itll say xmas issue or have 2022 written on the front'

'this one has ultimate something something on it'

look at the barcode itll say the date

21st to 4 jan

wtf

went on ebay (heres the lol)

someone selling a brand new one for 5.00 (5.99 in the shops) and free post

click buy it now

 

[hairnet]

watching top gear where chris is trying to drift an alfa thru an alfa shaped hole

does it and at the end says - celebratory donut'

isnt that (tm) @PhilA  

[808 Estate]