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Didn't Phil_the_busmo spend a whole night in a rancid spider-infested Austin Princess after it broke down on the collection mission?

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I couldn't think of anything worse! I was in a right state watching I'm a celebrity a few months back when that girl ate that spider!

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"Hmmm, sun is in my eyes, I will just flip down the vis.....AAAARRGGHHHH"

 

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Didn't Phil_the_busmo spend a whole night in a rancid spider-infested Austin Princess after it broke down on the collection mission?

Not just one night, three whole nights!

 

All you guys need to stop wussing aroundaround, its only a huntsman spider which are quite big and hairy but harmless. For 6 weeks I was living with two of these wondering around my bedroom and they kept the insects down nicely and were much quieter than the geckos. I didn't put them there on purpose, they just happened to be there when I arrived and I couldn't be arsed to remove them.

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Advert for a 2009 Polo on the noticeboard in local Co-Op.

 

"Great little runner".

 

I thought that phrase was last used when trying to sell a fourteen-year-old Metro in 1996?

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Just seen this on youtube. 

Free Citroen for 24 hours.  Linky

 

I would advise using a throwaway simcard for contact details...

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Just seen this on youtube. 

 

Free Citroen for 24 hours.  Linky

 

I would advise using a throwaway simcard for contact details...

 

Have booked a Cactus for the day, as I like them, the missus will be horrified.

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Have booked a Cactus for the day, as I like them, the missus will be horrified.

Me too,although I'll be ok as long as it's not yellow  :-D

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Just seen this on youtube. 

 

Free Citroen for 24 hours.  Linky

 

I would advise using a throwaway simcard for contact details...

I wanna book a C2...!

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Id like to see if the c4 grand picassos are any good with the auto box

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Wow, I didn't realise anyone else was still using a d50. We retired ours after 10 years of use late last year. We went olympus four-thirds though. Cracking low light shots you've taken there.

 

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that is been advertised on the Allegro club faceache page,

 

doubt i'll be watching as labyrinth is on channel 5 this evening and i'd rather watch that.

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I'd rather watch my toenail grow inwards. It's just one of those days when everything smells of shit. 

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Deutschland 83 will be on at the same time....might record that.

 

My Sky reception went to cock. Reset box a couple of times, unscrewed and reattached cables, updates, nothing worked.

 

Just for shits and giggles I went outside, waggled the dish and sprayed WD40 on anything that had a cable going to or from it. Came back and and BINGO! Every channel working perfectly. With that and the London Essex Shite meet earlier it's been a good day so far!

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Odd conversations we have make me grin:

 

Wife: smells of farts in here

 

Me: that'll be the dog

 

Wife: no I think it's you, they're quite bad, smells like my (dead) grandads farts

 

Me: perhaps he is haunting us

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..... this means that my 50mm 1.4 and 28-300 lenses no longer have autofocus functionality in the new camera so will be sold when I sell the old camera.

I'll miss being 50mm-less for a month or two, I barely use the 28-300.

I may be interested in either or both come the time.

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On Faceache cheap cars for sale Birmingham under an MX5

 

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she had been posting that bollocks under a load of the different threads, so if you need a fake email address for testing dodgy sites then feel free to use the one posted above.

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Bit of a dropbox test but I found it amusing overall

 

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Nyphur is on a binge-read of my build threads judging by the Notifications popping up.

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Wow, I didn't realise anyone else was still using a d50. We retired ours after 10 years of use late last year. We went olympus four-thirds though. Cracking low light shots you've taken there.

 

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I still use a D60.

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Wow, I didn't realise anyone else was still using a d50. We retired ours after 10 years of use late last year. We went olympus four-thirds though. Cracking low light shots you've taken there.

 

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I still use a D60.

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Day 4 of class 2... My instructor said I'm a bully.

 

The lorry is bigger than the Quasquai coming towards me, therefore I win? Get out of my bastard way!!!

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Converting quantities and measures of European cars for American friends to understand is slightly amusing.   67.5ci engine in the little Renault, for example, is considered to be 'weak'.

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