What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Bren]

Sounds like he was led on, but if you're enough of a clot to do something like this on an easily recorded medium whilst being a known MP, you fully deserve the ensuing witch hunt as a general punishment for being thick. Good riddance!

Smells a bit suss - he seems a bit of a tosser and he has been very vocal about Corbyn.

 

Like the saying "give someone enough rope...."

[Lord Sterling]

Siiiik! Just scored myself some free parking.

 

Made myself a pizza and realised I didn't have any sauce, so I popped to the local shop and got speaking to girl behind the counter (no, not like that) I asked if there were going to be any parking wardens tomorrow as I just stuck the car in the street by mine. The girl said she lived next to the shop and that I could put my car in the parking area there as she doesn't have a car and she'd say it was hers if anyone asked!

 

Hopefully there'll be no problems.

[The Moog]

Smells a bit suss - he seems a bit of a tosser and he has been very vocal about Corbyn.

 

Like the saying "give someone enough rope...."

Fair enough he was led by his knob, but how they are trying to sell it fucks me off.

 

Sounds as if he was creepy peado but read details and she was well into it. Far from it being unwanted she actively engaged with it.

 

It was like the Blair thing of saying 9/11 was a bad thing done by bad people and Saddam is a bad person. Linking them when they shouldn't be linked.

[Craig the Princess]

Strange that The Sun have gone after him, I thought he was useful for them as he kept putting the boot into Corbyn.

Can't say I'm too upset to see him suspended but it seems over the top as she was willing and legal.

[320touring]

BITCHES BE LIKE OMG BAEKWELLLTURT!

 

I made this:)

 

sponge is in and its in da oven!

[hairnet]

I heart cake but too fair fer me

 

Just booted visa 150 miles

 

No problem

[andy18s]

[320touring]

And she's done!

 

OMNOMNOMNOM

[michael1703]

We've been invited to a few partys this year but we'd rather stay at home and spend it with the dog.

 

New Year's Day walk on the beach first thing tomorrow to look forward to

[steve_earwig]

Bloody new years eve. Amongst the many things I hate, near the top of the list is "forced fun".

"Its new years eve, it'll be a great night out, you'll have so much fun!". No, I'll be charged to go in pubs where I'm a regular and the staff know my name, the result of an experiment to fuse man and ape will kick off at the bar and smack me, and someone will be sick down my back.

 

This year I've told my various groups of friends/family that I'd love to go out with them/go to their party but I've promised I'd see (insert A.N. Other friend/family) so unfortunately I can't. So instead I can now sit in with a Chinese, a few beers, and a bottle of wine. Lovely jubbly.

 

The only slight annoyance is that the wind has naused up the aerial on the roof, so I can't watch Chasing Classic Cars without it stuttering every 15 seconds, so I'll watch a film instead. Compared to being hugged by strangers and being told "I bloody love you!" by people I last saw when I was still at school, I'm calling that a mega win.

 

Excellent, now all you need is a powercut...

 

Windows shut, curtains drawn and shutters, er, shut. 3 dogs, 6 cats and Armageddon will start at about 11.30 (drunk Croats are shit at telling the time) so I do kind of wish the New Year would fuck off and bother someone else, ta.

[Lord Sterling]

Chez_Mo has now an actual sofa, so much comfy sitting now to be had. Also, found out that the sofa was orignally made nearby in Hartlebury.

[Lacquer Peel]

I guess it's strange for them to go for that angle when she's 100% legal and consenting, but then morons lap up stories about all that kind of thing so they might as well imply it as the thickies are only going to skim-read it so they'll all think he's part of the paedogeddon which will sufficiently anger them enough to be satisfied, but also the exact wording is legally above board enough that he probably can't do much about it. As a result they'll sell a load of papers and can get back to going through celebrity voicemails/bins.

 

Legal and consenting doesn't mean she's sexually or emotionally mature, he's an older man in a position of power so it's a bit dodgy but he hasn't broken any laws, except imagined ones about acceptable age gaps.

 

Not that long ago he wrote this...

 

 

I'm a great admirer of The Sun, over the years it has carried out the kind of investigations into corruption in politics, business and sport which have shown British journalism at its finest. That is the reason it is the best read newspaper in the country.

For a long time it has been popular in Labour circles to criticise the tabloid press and in particular The Sun newspaper. There are those who look down on the red tops as "low-brow" and "sensationalist" and refuse to co-operate with their journalists. But I'm not one of them.

I believe The Sun at its best is not only a great newspaper but a national treasure and provides MPs like me with the opportunity to get our messages across to a wide audience.

 

It's a horrible, tub-thumping reactionary comic for cunts owned by the closest thing we have to an international super villain, maybe he'll realise that now.

[willswitchengage]

Should have asked for one of these for Christmas!

 

[myglaren]

Mrs Danczuk

 

 

Who's a silly boy?

[The Moog]

 

 

Legal and consenting doesn't mean she's sexually or emotionally mature, .

Very true but could apply to some of the 50 year olds I know (emotionally not other one)

 

Power has always had an allure, hence people like Mellor actually getting proper ladies to like him ..

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That Danczuk's wife is a vacuous bint who spends her time trying to reach the ranks of 'Im a celebrity get me outta here' candidates and loudly but inexpertly commenting on stuff in a Katie Hopkins stylee.

[DeeJay]

^^^Still would.

[fairkens]

What mr bollox said times a bajillion

[Pillock]

I've got Mrs_Pillock hooked on that "New Wheels John" game on a Speccy emulator on her phone. I was playing it, she wanted a new game to play, I suggested it as a joke. This was a week ago.

 

Now all I hear is "Buy the fucking Escort!" and "Haha, he wanted a Manta and he's just bought a Maxi" from next to me. And serious concentration when it comes to the auction section.

[Cavcraft]

I've finally had enough feeding petrol station compressors with 50p pieces and sorted the puncture on my 306

By just putting the spare wheel on.

 

 

I also finally spotted another new Viva on the road today, same colour as mine. Literally living the dream.

[Lord Sterling]

Happy new year to all.

 

I'm sitting here at Chez_Mo watching all the short-skirted birds walking up the road having just seen in the new year, the church across the road is going mad with bells and I'm happy sitting in my warm abode.

[Pillock]

Yeah, happy new year you sexy lot.

Remember to write the new date on cheques and stuff, otherwise you'll look like an idiot.

[fred]

Top Tip!! - Turn your living room lights off, open your curtains and enjoy other folk blowing shit loads of money on fireworks while you sit in your armchair enjoying their efforts

[ShiteRider]

Laughing at the twat lead singer of future islands on Jools' Hootenanny.

[Louise2cv]

Me too! My resolution was not to swear but

 

What. The. Fuck?

[Pillock]

*clicks stopwatch*

35 minutes Mrs 2CV. Thirty Five Minutes.

 

That's longer than my no drinking one lasted so well done you!

[Inspector Morose]

The first post on here in 2016 was kittens.

[fred]

Always be Reliant on Kittens - See what I said there

[Vin]

Danczuk is a Grade 1 Cunt.

 

And none of it is 'legal' either, especially if he has images of her, what with her being under 18 and all...

[fairkens]

Danczuk is a Grade 1 Cunt.

 

And none of it is 'legal' either, especially if he has images of her, what with her being under 18 and all...

Agreed, not sure what jurisdiction you're in but it is all legal (pictures excepted), completely inappropriate but legal