What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Noel Tidybeard]

This never happens to me!  Mikeknight used the Xantia to do grown-up errands while I was doing some work and he went and found another Xantia estate.

 

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this looks like they had an argument and are sulking at opposite sides of playground lol

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Hey ball bag, F**K OFF, thanks

[Jim Bell]

Gun it Sandra!

 

http://youtu.be/94WB_2GdFZY

[beko1987]

Found out my car is speed trap safe! 60mph on the speedo is 53mph, 50mph on the speedo is 46mph and 30 on the speedo is 27mph!

 

Never had it matched against a satnav before (see satnav thread to see why!)

[purplebargeken]

Saw one of the Brabus things two days ago. I thought it was a piss take. Seems like it was. Looked totally shit. So much so that I laughed at it in full view of the owner. Fuggin orrible looking vehicle. 

[quicksilver]

I've just found out our regular postman bought a 1958 Cadillac unseen from a dealer in the US a couple of months ago. It arrived last week and he's had to build a carport to put it in. The guy's a hero and I'd love to see him do his rounds in that - it certainly beats a knackered old LDV or Combo!

[Tayne]

Found out my car is speed trap safe! 60mph on the speedo is 53mph, 50mph on the speedo is 46mph and 30 on the speedo is 27mph!

 

Never had it matched against a satnav before (see satnav thread to see why!)

Cats are usually set to overread as legally they either have to be spot on or overread by a maximum of 10%.

[Guest Retroholic]

 

That will never pass an MOT.

[explosive-cabbage]

LOOK! NO HANDS!

http://www.chonday.com/Videos/bubikelo2#.U8aw81P6J0U.email

[dollywobbler]

Here's an even more ridiculous ferry scenario. The mind boggles!

[dave21478]

Day trips to France would be awesome if it was like that at Dover!

[richardmorris]

Not sure if I'm impressed or horrified.

[dave21478]

Not sure if Grin or Grump but I will put it here anyway....

 

Spotted this dude at the DIY shop tying a couple of thin sheets of plywood to the roof of his car. No roof rack mind, just straight on to the roof. He hadnt even unscrewed the roof aerial, just bent it over underneath the wood. He was tying it to his wing mirrors with what looked like lengths of cloth ripped from a sheet.

 

 

I am amazed that people this stupid exist. Actually, Im not amazed, you only need to look around any public place to see that the stupid are everywhere. I am amazed that this guy made it to his relatively advanced age without learning some important lessons though.

 

Its a windy day too....its all fun and games until some poor sod going the other direction gets a sheet of plywood through their windscreen.

I have actually seen this situation 4 or 5 times in the past. The best/worst was at B&Q in Aberdeen where the dude had some sheets of ply sitting on his roof and thought he would be fine just holding them with his right arm out the window. He got as far as the mini roundabout at the exit of the car park before it all ended up on the ground.

[beko1987]

[inconsistant]

I really should have stopped finding this sort of thing funny about 30 years ago https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@57.6555323,-1.9997309,3a,50.1y,336.02h,82.03t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sby-8AOr1X-eOjrgPxlVnNg!2e0?hl=en

 

 

 

^^^ Finding this funny is incredibly childish. There should be a separate thread for this sort of thing.

 

[chaseracer]

Partridge...?

 

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/08/vandal-paints-penis-on-1-5-million-bugatti-veyron-4897317/

 

[Jim Bell]

Here's an even more ridiculous ferry scenario. The mind boggles!

 

 

Massive red lorry, No bother.

Lada Niva, er, aye go on then.

Bloke on a 125 scooter - mental.

Crew stood on the far right - BALLS OFF STEAL!

[andy18s]

No-one on here I hope? :-P :-P :-P

 

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/08/vandal-paints-penis-on-1-5-million-bugatti-veyron-4897317/

 

 

Ah,repost!

[chaseracer]

Massive red lorry, No bother.

Lada Niva, er, aye go on then.

Bloke on a 125 scooter - mental.

Crew stood on the far right - BALLS OFF STEAL!

 

You can hear those Fiats dissolving!

[Cavcraft]

If that Veyron picture/story is true, I hope the owners finds who did it and draws a knob on his/her forehead with acid.

[dollywobbler]

Indeed. Why is it 'fun' to vandalise posh folk's property? 

[AlabamaShrimp]

Lol at the veyron I think it's improved it

[Cheggers]

Lol at the veyron I think it's improved it

Well let's hope you find it just as amusing if someone vandalises YOUR property...

[AlabamaShrimp]

I think the owner can afford someone to buff it off or at the very worst paint the panel

[fordperv]

in fairness the person who owns the veyron probably has the money it will cost to get the bonnet painted in pocket change.

 

this is in no way justifying the vandals actions as its a cunts trick and the jealous little bastard who did it deserves to be strung up by the testacles

[spike60]

I think the owner can afford someone to buff it off or at the very worst paint the panel

So if you can afford to get it repaired it's ok for someone to vandalise your property?

[Cavcraft]

That's ok then, my neighbour has nicer windows than mine so I'll just lob a brick through them. He can afford it.

[Lacquer Peel]

Yes.

[chaseracer]

Come on, chaps - this isn't the FB page.  Cup of tea, anyone? 

[Jim Bell]

At least its a decent sized cock.

If I was vandalising a Ferrari Vernon, I would have drawn a tiny cock, but massive. In acid. Then I would have drove it through Billys neighbours windows.

 

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