What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[skattrd]

I wonder how many of these Corsas are fleet models for BSM etc? That could be interesting if one borked on someone's drving test.

 

I reckon a good chunk will be hire cars.

[Tayne]

Free Booze and dinner.

 

For Charidy!

[Cavcraft]

Erm, excuse me: I just got a lift home from the pub(l)ic ale house in my son's 2014 Corsa. Pick the bones out of that one, MUTHAFLIPPERS.

[Tayne]

That Voxhal curtailed your drinking.

 

Ergo, all Voxhals are shit.

M8.

[Negative Creep]

Aren't these recalls always precautionary and no one ever actually crashes because fo thwem? (Stupid Americans pressing the wrong pedal don't count)

[willswitchengage]

 

Saw this SWAG of a mk1 Metrocab whilst cycling to a Tinder date (LOL!) in London the other day. I thought one of Bozza's well thought out transport policies was to get rid of all cabs over X age?

[Richard]

That's got a white plate, which generally means it's a Private Hire rather than a taxi- even though it does say taxi on the plate. They can only do pre-booked hires rather than being hailed in the street, and the rules for them are less strict.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

How did the Tinder date go

[Cavcraft]

I've just logged on Faceache and found this advert for a Corsa. There was four pictures of the car, here are all of them:

 

 

 

[bub2006]

On holiday in Spain at the moment. Seen a lancia ypsilion and another old small lancia. Had a taxi back from town today. Thought it was an old citroen synergy until i seen the badge on the steering wheel. What model would that be? Same dash as a old citroen/peugeot and all switch gear

[r.welfare]

If it was a Lancia I think it's a Phedra

[bub2006]

Just googled that and i think Thats the new one. This was a zeta.

[cort16]

I think 90% of vehicles for sale on Facebook are Corsas, Astras or Vectras. I know they sold shit loads of them but there's fucking gazillions of them on there.

[brickwall]

I got out on a drive and back without anything falling off.

[Jim Bergerac]

Saw a red Avantime near the England-Scotland border today. No pics but it looked wonderful.

[HH-R]

I reckon that's the new "Wollarding* - standing next to your car with paintbrush in hand.

[Bobthebeard]

All those pics seem to contain a portly/tattoed/oddly dressed person seemingly trying to get things to work.... Corsas innit?

[myglaren]

Much happier today,on diet thursday,then no food at all from 7 am friday,Then nasty picolax enema at 2 pm,only clear liquid till having a colonospcopy this morning.

Had my first food fo over 24 hours few minutes ago when i had beans on toast.

Everything is totally clear so thats a huge worry off my mind.

Pleased to hear that your colonoscopy results were of the right kind, but your post reminds me of a hugely amusing thread about Picolax that I am sure was linked to on this very forum some time back.  Anyone have a link to that?

 

After a few minutes fooling around I found it here.

[Stroller133]

I was driving through Castle/Church Gresley this morning and was delighted to drive past the infamous abandoned car lot. As I drove up the hill I'd convinced myself it would be torn down and redeveloped. There are only 3 cars left now though a Rover 200/400, a mk3 Cavalier and a Meastro I think. One sad day it will be gone, but not yet. It really does look a mess now though - 3/4 years ago it almost looked like could still be in business, but not now. In fact I remember a thread on here when the cars were for sale.

[Joshua_090]

A pretty girl in a classic british car always does it for me!

[Lord Sterling]

The Rover 200/400 is actually a Mk1 820. I really wznt to buy that car to save it but it just ain't gonna happen sadly. Even the 800 lot won't put thier hands in thier pockets.

[Pillock]

It's good some of the cars have been moved (hopefully sold, not nicked) as when I went last there was a massive crack in the back wall and it looked the the roof wasn't far from succumbing to gravitational pull. I was considering a trip back (lol, it's ten minutes away) but it sounds like there's not much to see.

[Tayne]

You wouldn't go back, just for the crack?

[Station]

Satsuma release another car!

 

http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Satsuma1.jpg

[Station]

 

[beko1987]

My pressure washer finally died a few months ago, probably from being frozen solid for the past 3 winters, pulsed like a bastard for the past 2 years, and died 3 months ago

 

This came today

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/311101553195?_trksid=p2059210.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

Brand new, had to assemble it and everything. build date Sept 2014, all the bits from my old one fit perfectly. Better than £70 on a whole one! I can clean cars again!!

 

Might tear my broken one down and see why it died.

[daveb47]

Was round local shops & noticed council parking enforcement cctv car parked almost out of sight opposite,noticed movement behind it and saw a couple of kids letting the tyres down while driver was videoing parked cars.

They had the valves out of 3 tyres before he noticed.

Too slow they had gone by the time he got out.

[vulgalour]

£450 for the Xantia to be insured with me and Mike on the policy, pay nothing until the end of October.  Pretty chuffed with that.  And my Mk1 grille arrived in pristine condition ready to be repainted.

 

OFF TO HALFORDS PAINT AISLE!

[dollywobbler]

Regarding the parking van: Why is that grin-worthy? I don't understand folk who see parking enforcement officers as 'the enemy.' If they're doing something about the selfish twats who seem to want to park immediately outside whichever shop they fancy, and don't give a toss about the problems they cause, then fair play to them! We had none in Aberystwyth for the best part of a year and it was terrifying just how selfish people can be.

[Pillock]

I think it's the anonymous nature of the vans and the stealth tactics employed, where a foot based traffic warden might be a bit more human, listen to reason, or just be more visible.