What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[somewhatfoolish]

1 hour ago, vulgalour said:

Absolute gem of a channel, popped up in a friend's suggestions and I'm so glad he let me know about it.

 

🤣Vanishing Point for tweenies.

[hairnet]

watching the top gear where they go from dahn sarf to man u in 100 quid cars

182 quid from there to manc on the train they said

this was 2003

costs the same now ffs and the network is allegedly more modern ffs

the reason why i go in ours to a furrin cuntree tomorrow

 

[myglaren]

[myglaren]

 

[motorpunk]

[Matty]

On 23/10/2024 at 12:57, reb said:

Got home just now to an unexpected parcel by the door... what could it be??

Beer?

Beer!

Free Beer no less! Apparently my email address is valuable enough to them to buy it from me with two cans of beer. Their loss, every cunt has my email address anyway. 

Don't get too excited. You're getting nowt off me. 😄

[High Jetter]

8 hours ago, Joey spud said:

U Wot?

[Remspoor]

10 hours ago, myglaren said:

Said Jimmy

[hairnet]

Roadtriiiiip

[hairnet]

Ffs

[myglaren]

[hairnet]

Yeah

[hairnet]

YEAH!!!!!

[hairnet]

Theyre gonna get asked questions about the balls 🤣🤪

[hairnet]

Dont tell them youre from here they hate you lmao

even on the site when you book it it tells you if you are from there dont book

i got confirmation about arrival time and even in that message it was the same

only here - they might not find the body  it might be pitchforks

but more likely sharpened haggis or sporrans

 

[hairnet]

Parochial house??

[hairnet]

17 hours ago, motorpunk said:

keep the rust throw the cover away ftw

 

[Remspoor]

I hope that this makes @eddyramrod happy. I was pleasantly surprised.

Watching a Dutch series about families who emigrate from the Netherlands, Ik Verterk. In this episode, as usual there was a gathering of friends and family to say good. This showed up.

Sorry it is a screen grab of the programme on line hence the video player control icons.

The app I have which gives information on the vehicle shows that 43-02-UB is a Bedford CF  registered on 07 Sept 1977 diesel engined. Judging by the year that would be the Opel engine. It is good to still see these old buses working. Street view of the shop seems to show the Bedford is stored outside in the driveway along side the business.

[hairnet]

flickin tv to see whats on

footy on bbc scotland and seeing one of the players with stena line written on his shirt after half a second

thatll be stranraer then

ROAFL etc

edit its 1-0 to threave lmao

oops

edit 2-1 to threave noo

edit 2-2 noo stran just equalised (just as man u had southampton as a bogey team

stenhousemuir are threaves - they keep beating them in the cups )

mibbe could happen here

Edited October 25 by hairnet
moar roafl

[richardmorris]

5 hours ago, hairnet said:

Theyre gonna get asked questions about the balls 🤣🤪

Round here, they are know by the staff as Prince Phillip’s balls. Apparently he saw a few in the Windsor park in the 1960s and liked them so commissioned them to be made continuously since. I have about 60 on my drive alone.

[castros_bro]

Of course it'll fit.....

Bamboo 0  Citroen 1 (though it should ba a panda)

 

[vulgalour]

Woke up today devoid of fatigue for the first time in a couple of months.  I think I might *finally* be well.  Light duties, all the same, I don't want to fall back into ill health again.  What a relief though.

[horriblemercedes]

On 24/10/2024 at 15:07, hairnet said:

watching the top gear where they go from dahn sarf to man u in 100 quid cars

182 quid from there to manc on the train they said

this was 2003

costs the same now ffs and the network is allegedly more modern ffs

the reason why i go in ours to a furrin cuntree tomorrow

 

If I've understood correctly, you're moving abroad because of an unrealised £182 train fare from 21 years ago? 

[reb]

Woke up to a text from my neighbour saying there was prosecco by my door, to say thank you for letting them use my wifi while openreach piss about getting them connected. Sure enough, two bottles!

It's not impacted me at all tbh, for a start I have gigabit, but also she works nights and he works away, so we're hardly ever actually using it at the same time.

I suppose this means the three day overindulgence can continue even though I'm skint again!

[myglaren]

My (former) neighbour used to use mine as he could never connect to his, although I could.

[richardmorris]

[motorpunk]

[richardmorris]

[richardmorris]

[Yoss]

9 hours ago, horriblemercedes said:

If I've understood correctly, you're moving abroad because of an unrealised £182 train fare from 21 years ago? 

  If you've understood one of @hairnets posts correctly you'll have achieved something the rest of us never have.