What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[myglaren]

 

[GrumpiusMaximus]

On 4/10/2021 at 3:30 PM, cort1977 said:

My former senator. A man so lacking in integrity that he backed Trump after he implied he was an illegal immigrant and insulted his wife and father.

Recently caught jetting off to Mexico when half of Texas was without electricity. 

So yeah, a little tone deaf.

I read somewhere about his pre-Congress legal career.  Apparently he was very, very good at what he did.

The article then followed up saying that he 'got that far, despite the fact that he has the personality of Ted Cruz'.  Yeah.  Tone deaf charlatan.  Nothing to see here...

[myglaren]

[myglaren]

[iainrcz]

This just cheered me up.

Looking at car insurance, obviously cheaper = better.

So this little beauty pops up -  £3,068.31.

I'll type that again - £3,068.31

For a year's insurance for a 40 year old bloke with about 20 years no claims. I think a tenth of that is about where I want to be.

 

Holy fuck my sides still hurt from laughing.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

1 hour ago, myglaren said:

Should have been Thai'd down....

[Banger Kenny]

@loserone

Finally!

 

 

I know it's sharing space with the Petrolblog plug in "Sticker Corner"

- but I felt "Banger Kenny Likes This" would be at home on the bottom right hand side corner of the screen..

[loserone]

[Aston Martin]

Forged steelies.

 

 

[myglaren]

7 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

Forged steelies.

 

 

Forged as in:-

[High Jetter]

:groan:

[Parky]

Officially qualified investment adviser.  To quote China’s largest manufacturer of union flags, thank fuck.

 

[Wack]

You have got to be fucking kidding me 

[Aston Martin]

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9465205/Coleshill-house-Grandmother-58-complains-lorries-A466-shake-350-000-dream-home.html

 

The amount of new builds I see on a main road is ridiculous.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

3 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

....The amount of new builds I see on a main road is ridiculous.

Not half as ridiculous as the number of new-builds on flood plains.

[iainrcz]

Today I learned I was posh

Apparently in Grimsby saying you like Samphire qualifies you as "a posh cunt"

[myglaren]

[iainrcz]

Reminds me of the joke:

Why does the Mersey run through Liverpool?

Because if it walked it would get mugged.

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[Dippy]

On 4/11/2021 at 8:46 AM, Wilko220 said:

https://www.facebook.com/national.co.uk/photos/a.308949109131397/5869133309779588/?type=3
 

 

Should av used black sealant for a proper repair.

[wuvvum]

7 hours ago, myglaren said:

A Capri with rear discs?  What sorcery is this?

 

Edit:  And 5-stud wheels...

[MarvinsMom]

guess i'm in faecesbook jail again.

oh dear, what a shame, never mind......

[New POD]

11 hours ago, iainrcz said:

Reminds me of the joke:

Why does the Mersey run through Liverpool?

Because if it walked it would get mugged.

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Not funny. Stereotypes like that need to.be stamped out. 

You don't get mugged in Liverpool. 

You might look out the window one morning and see that someone has taken the Mersey in the night, but they will have done it under cover of darkness and nobody will have been threatened. 

[steveo3002]

18 hours ago, Aston Martin said:

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9465205/Coleshill-house-Grandmother-58-complains-lorries-A466-shake-350-000-dream-home.html

 

The amount of new builds I see on a main road is ridiculous.

be a shame if that house could be marked somehow so drivers could give her a beep in support when passing 

[myglaren]

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

15 minutes ago, myglaren said:

 

After watching that, I kind of understood what made that female police officer pull out her firearm instead of her Taser....

[iainrcz]

Not funny. Stereotypes like that need to.be stamped out. 
You don't get mugged in Liverpool. 
You might look out the window one morning and see that someone has taken the Mersey in the night, but they will have done it under cover of darkness and nobody will have been threatened. 

I've actually been to Liverpool and it was quite pleasant.
I did get accused of being an Evertonian by a bloke in a pub though.
I was like no mate, my team are far shitter than them.

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[Wack]

1 hour ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

After watching that, I kind of understood what made that female police officer pull out her firearm instead of her Taser....

That was pretty shocking , but adrenaline , driver trying to run , I can see why she panicked though some of the cops are out of control

I saw one where they approached a black guy double parked, asked him to take the key out , no no i'll just park over there , no turn it off, next second he's gone , nobody got run over but the cop fired 5-6 shots into a moving car with a lot of traffic about

[Tadhg Tiogar]

[MikeR]

Best way to empty a shite load of shite from a shed without a argument ...

Tell that the mice have been all over it ...

[Andyrew]

My £6.27  nut arrived from the local mazda dealer. Bolt was a smidge cheaper from the dealer than a mx5 specialist which is the grin.  But no one seems to sell the nut so the dealer came through with the nut and bolt next day. 

Excellent service