What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[juular]

Not sure if serious.

[Joey spud]

I think you've flooded it mate...

[Joey spud]

Anyone lost a Propshaft ??

[Agila]

2 hours ago, juular said:

Not sure if serious.

That guy has a few reviews. Seems obsessed about how high things are, toilets and cafés.

Nearly got his girlfriend "wedged in" at one place. Don't take a wheelchair up a tight staircase is another top tip.

Edited September 5, 2020 by Agila
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[Tadhg Tiogar]

39 minutes ago, Agila said:

That guy has a view reviews. Seems obsessed about how high things are, toilets and cafés.

Nearly got his girlfriend "wedged in" at one place. Don't take a wheelchair up a tight staircase is another top tip.

This is a man who enjoys taking the joy out of life.

I wonder if he's a manager. 

[omegod]

Finally managed to sort the airbag light on my focus, connector under the seat had pulled out the metal threaded insert that the connector bolt goes into, been bugging me for months but luckily have a breaker focus here that I could cannibalise. I can now crash with gay abandon  

[Remspoor]

A day out with your loved one?

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-53916943

[Remspoor]

 

[Wack]

On 9/4/2020 at 1:30 PM, 808 Estate said:

He best not try everest then 

There was a queue and no shop when we got there 

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

28 minutes ago, Wack said:

He best not try everest then 

There was a queue and no shop when we got there 

Snowdon isn't much to write home about either. Earlier this week two eejits had a punch-up at the summit.

[antony denman]

made me chuckle the late great bruseie a legend

[808 Estate]

[omegod]

I've just evicted a spider out of the house that was so big I wouldn't be at all surprised if it knocks on the door in a few minutes 

[eddyramrod]

I dropped my wallet today in the chippy and totally didn't notice.  The customer after me (one in, one out) fortunately handed it in, and just after I got home the chippy lady was at my front door with my wallet in her hand!  What's even more impressive is she didn't know my address but was able to work out where I live from our long history of conversation.  Service!

[omegod]

8 minutes ago, eddyramrod said:

I dropped my wallet today in the chippy and totally didn't notice.  The customer after me (one in, one out) fortunately handed it in, and just after I got home the chippy lady was at my front door with my wallet in her hand!  What's even more impressive is she didn't know my address but was able to work out where I live from our long history of conversation.  Service!

I'd have battered her if it hadn't been returned to be honest Eddy  

[Austat]

It's father's day today here is Aus, so I made this card for my old man:

He hates it.

[mitsisigma01]

Just buy a houseboat from this guy, should do the trick ??

I don't think the last one is his, the motor torpedo boat, a bit too common I expect

Houseboats at Shoreham by Sea

[paulplom]

Look at all these sad people. 6.30 am on a Sunday morning.

 

[eddyramrod]

Yes, but you were there to take the photo!  I can't count how many times I was one of those people, with my Volvo estate and specially-adapted caravan, and my mate Dave's Volvo estate and trailer next to me making practically a tat supermarket!

(The same Dave whose last three cars before he died were my MR2, my Saab floppy, and my Rover 75.)

[paulplom]

That was my point. I'm a sad fucker.

[MikeR]

This method of cmos  battery replacement was not in the service book ....

[Wack]

Just bought a used Honda generator , just having a look on their website to see if the price of the nearest one is plus vat

so I click the link

Seems a bit long winded

Cut tree 

Season

Burn

Boil water

Feed to a steam turbine 

Generate electricity 

Can't see that catching on 

 

[paulplom]

Eldest daughter has her driving test this morning at 9.59.

Today could get  expensive for me with a bit of luck.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

48 minutes ago, paulplom said:

Eldest daughter has her driving test this morning at 9.59.

Today could get  expensive for me with a bit of luck.

You could introduce her to the wonderful world of chod....

[paulplom]

That's the plan. She wants a bini so should quickly get used pain, anguish and burning money.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

7 minutes ago, paulplom said:

That's the plan. She wants a bini so should quickly get used pain, anguish and burning money.

....or possibly something French, for the electrical problems. 

[paulplom]

Or even vag for that matter.

[wuvvum]

Vag can cause pain, anguish and burning money, that is certainly true.

[paulplom]

4 hours ago, paulplom said:

Eldest daughter has her driving test this morning at 9.59.

Today could get  expensive for me with a bit of luck.

Failed on one major. Not looking in mirror when changing direction. She's in a queue of 143'352 to re book.

[Agila]

a mobile hairdresser from york