What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Tenmil Socket]

2 minutes ago, barefoot said:

You know that irritating pull out 'Easylife' bollocks stapled into the centre of the TV mag?

If you don't peruse it regularly, you may have missed a new item on page 11

 

I'm gobsmacked...

[Jazoli]

39 minutes ago, Tenmil Socket said:

I'm gobsmacked...

They've been selling sex toys in these type of pullout mags for years, check out the Hitachi magic wand that was always in Saga magazine

[robinmasters]

20 minutes ago, Jazoli said:

They've been selling sex toys in these type of pullout mags for years, check out the Hitachi magic wand that was always in Saga magazine

Is that why those things have such a long wide handle? So that people with arthritic hands and limited movement can use them? ?

In other news, I just typed 'Coronation Street' and it autocorrect to Floodplain Street-I thought predictive text predicted the words, not the near future. 

[MarvinsMom]

yeay!! telly is working!!

 

 

[Tamworthbay]

Good old Ovlov let’s me know a bulb is out, even better is that the Halfords 99p clearance bulb set has the right one. Even better is unlike new shite I didn’t need to strip the entire front end to swap it. Result.

[paulplom]

Just watched the Mandalorian. Loads better than all the starwars shite from the last 20 years. Harks back to the empire strikes back. Some proper classic memories. You get to see a baby yoda as well!
Very pleased. 9.2 on imdb, roll on next week.


Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk

[Tadhg Tiogar]

8 hours ago, robinmasters said:

..., I just typed 'Coronation Street' and it autocorrect to Floodplain Street-I thought predictive text predicted the words, not the near future. 

Arty fish-all intelligence....

[Timewaster]

Non autoshite mate from the pub has just gone on Facebook to ask someone if they were aware of Hubnut and his NZ adventure and they went on to discuss an old Ford Fairmont with no head liner. 

 

 

[myglaren]

On 11/12/2019 at 6:50 PM, puddlethumper said:

It borders NEW Mexico. Trump is a fart.

Indeed!

Americans are traditionally ignorant of world geography but for some it even extends to their own country.

The longer that twirp is president the more unbelievable he is.

[myglaren]

 

[Wack]

Ideas for Christmas presents

 

 

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7685233/Man-obsessed-vacuum-cleaners-spends-25-years-building-100-strong-collection.html

any one on here? 

[Floatylight]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7685233/Man-obsessed-vacuum-cleaners-spends-25-years-building-100-strong-collection.html
anu one on here?

Our own@beko1987

Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk

[Ohdearme]

Wife doesn’t really do cars.

[beko1987]

1 hour ago, MarvinsMom said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7685233/Man-obsessed-vacuum-cleaners-spends-25-years-building-100-strong-collection.html

any one on here? 

I've just come to post this, it's live! It's everywhere too. Tonight will consist of a few beers and pasting my channel URL into all the comments boxes!

[Tadhg Tiogar]

2 hours ago, MarvinsMom said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7685233/Man-obsessed-vacuum-cleaners-spends-25-years-building-100-strong-collection.html

any one on here? 

....and to think I transported one from Ealing to Beaconsfield.....!

[beko1987]

1 minute ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

....and to think I transported one from Ealing to Beaconsfield.....!

Like a dealer to a junkie...

[Tadhg Tiogar]

1 minute ago, beko1987 said:

Like a dealer to a junkie...

This really should have ended up in The Times, rather than the Daily Wail. Still, they keep telling me there's no such thing as bad publicity.

[beko1987]

It goes where it's sold! It's on about 9 places so far. Was an agency that interviewed me, then they sell it to whoever and apparently I get a cut of any profits, will enquire about that next week... the link they gave me now has an expired domain error...

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Just now, beko1987 said:

.... apparently I get a cut of any profits, .....

Ah, the Hoover Acquisition Fund.....

[beko1987]

2 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Ah, the Hoover Acquisition Fund.....

Nah, it'll go to the Kebab Appreciation Society club funds, if I even get that much

[Frogchod]

The Buick was put to work this week on firewood collection duties.

I'll be using it from now on for trailer duties, it's so much easier to reverse a trailer when you can see it. Trailer's usually hitched to my van which is a PITA

because by the time you see the trailer reacting in the mirrors it's usually too late to react.

Kimmi the Shepard is much excited because obviously all those big sticks are for her to chew...

[loserone]

1 hour ago, beko1987 said:

Like a dealer to a junkie...

Think I recognise that one next to your right elbow?

[beko1987]

28 minutes ago, loserone said:

Think I recognise that one next to your right elbow?

Yep you do! 

[beko1987]

Oooh there's a video too! Forgot we filmed that

Infact it was a shitty day, so I had my filming lights set up as their fucking bright and more energy efficient than the house ones... The photo bloke said it was the first time he's ever done this and had someone with some gear! We moved them about as he wanted. 

Not used to all this fame! I'm sure I'll handle it though... 

[loserone]

Good monologue

[puddlethumper]

Hey Beko, as you are now a sleb, when will you be on 'I'm a sleb get me out of here'.

[beko1987]

17 minutes ago, puddlethumper said:

Hey Beko, as you are now a sleb, when will you be on 'I'm a sleb get me out of here'.

Never, I would die... Fucking hate spiders. I'd do take me out though... 

[Wack]

This is going to sound like a joke but I swear it's true 

At a boot sale last weekend a woman had some pills for sale she said were headache tablets, she was about 75

I turned them over and they were viagra !

I had a bit of a chuckle then asked how much some vintage salter balance scales were 

She said , £10 , I don't use them because I don't understand how they work.

So , it is possible to get your brains shagged out.

 

 

[richardmorris]

5 hours ago, Floatylight said:

Our own@beko1987

Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk
 

Oh how sad I am, that a fabulous, intelligent human is now featured in the daily heil as a weirdo.