What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Joey spud]

A mate went out to a warning light concern earlier.

He opened the bonnet and caught the culprit red handed.

Naughty Mr Fox had chewed the boost pressure sensor wiring and then went out for a drive.

[busmansholiday]

Yesterday I got this,

 

Today I swapped it for these.

Anti-corrosive paint, always useful with the chod I own.

 

[angle]

I probably shouldn't have laughed quite so hard, but my sister has just broken a rib after someone crashed into her Mini. 

I mean that literally, she fell off a wall trying to take photos for the insurance... 

[shedenvy]

2 hours ago, Joey spud said:

A mate went out to a warning light concern earlier.

He opened the bonnet and caught the culprit red handed.

Naughty Mr Fox had chewed the boost pressure sensor wiring and then went out for a drive.

I've never cornered a fox, but i'm guessing in that situation they're pretty damn pissed off.

[Wack]

35 minutes ago, shedenvy said:

I've never cornered a fox, but i'm guessing in that situation they're pretty damn pissed off.

I once walked into a wood and a fox was sat about 10m from me , I looked at it and it looked at me for about 30 seconds neither of us moving 

Until my big dozy dog came bounding in and it took off 

They say dogs are a high percentage of wolf but none of mine have every been anything other than stupid , some hunter , didn't even see the fox 

[Joey spud]

Yes he was a bit pissed off doubly so as it had just been for a ride down the A2 and was now in Gravesend.

The Fox rescue gang nipped up from Tunbridge Wells and got him out with the aid of a blanket.

[myglaren]

[hairnet]

that joke is older than you are

 

[hairnet]

the old git is finally shopping for cars

shes been shown new pandas (too small) bollox (had the previous shape and that was ok - the new shape is bigger)

sanderos (too big - had civic previous so bollox)

c1 aygo etc (too small)

what is she finally looking like buying after i talked to her for a bit

108  hahahahahahaha - she said they went into toyota to look at (aygo presumably) and got completely jumped on by the sales twat - they gtfo quick

went to pug apparently and didnt get mithered and person only said hello when they went to ask questions

and in red - shed been shown another one previous in red and said dont like that WTF???

3 pot ftw - she showed me the inside and its got one of them tablet things on the dash - oh fuck

she also said there were two one with low miles and one that was year younger and done 'lots of miles'

the low one was 16 plate 8k 

the high miler 17 plate 16k lmfao (i facepalmed )

[hairnet]

@Cavcraft C4 will be for sale v soon

[Cavcraft]

I'm all ears, captain!

[DoctorRetro]

Getting ready for the upcoming apocalypse... 

 

It may not be the most lethal, bit at least it's legal to own.

[busmansholiday]

Last night Mrs BMH sent me up the street with a couple of quid for some veg (squash) being grown / and sold by a neighbour.

Chatting with them they asked which was our house (we are on a main road so it's sometimes difficult to know who's who) so I pointed.

Ah, the house with all the cars in the drive!!!

[sierraman]

Hopefully there’s a future shiter in my eldest. She’s six and told me she likes dads old car and listening to the cassette tapes. Apparently Elton John ‘I don’t want to go on with you like that’ is her new favourite song. 

[Cavcraft]

5 hours ago, Joey spud said:

Yes he was a bit pissed off doubly so as it had just been for a ride down the A2 and was now in Gravesend.

The Fox rescue gang nipped up from Tunbridge Wells and got him out with the aid of a blanket.

That's the best thing I've read on this thread in while. I hope he lives a long, peaceful life out in the wild.

[somewhatfoolish]

24 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

That's the best thing I've read on this thread in while. I hope he lives a long, peaceful life out in the wild.

More likely to spend his life raiding bins and being the UK equivalent of a raccoon now he's developed a taste for wiring harnesses.

[Cavcraft]

As long as it's not being 'accidentally' chased by a load of inbred, braying wankers on horses.

[robinmasters]

[Zelandeth]

I think our new dog has a pretty good approach to life...this is her currently flopped in front of the air conditioning outlet.

In the interests of balance, here's the other one earlier today...

 

[Roobarb]

This thread just gave me big grins over the last two pages. 

Thanks all ?

[5speedracer]

....and perhaps someone tripping over the cable, followed by an accident lawyer.

FTFY



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[busmansholiday]

Walking back from the park with the dog I saw a Police van driving through the council estate we go through.

Nearly stopped them and asked them if they were lost.

 

[Cavcraft]

Caught some prick fly tipping a couple of weeks back. Made him pick up what I saw him chuck and put it into his car, but unfortunately there was some other stuff he'd hidden which I missed. Took the missus to work last night, familiar looking vehicle going down a drive way. Picked her up this morning, same car (which rang a bell from somewhere) was coming out of the same drive way. Guess who it was? Someone's getting their shit back with a bit of interest on top early one morning.

[iainrcz]

Nearly done

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[Saabnut]

Left home almost a week ago as I was fed up with the miserable weather, and headed to Chez Saabnut Fr

At 1030 ECT as I was heading for the morning Croissants, the temp was 34c. The Saab was still in the shade of the barn where it was parked yesterday

In the sun it is showing 39c

Just like* Aberdeenshire

[andy18s]

13 hours ago, Zelandeth said:

I think our new dog has a pretty good approach to life...this is her currently flopped in front of the air conditioning outlet.

In the interests of balance, here's the other one earlier today...

 

She'll be lulling you into a false sense of security, and will pounce at the drop of a dog treat.....

Well,that's how it goes with our pack,most of which are just enjoying the 30°c heat

[hairnet]

C4 died

grin is she made it halfway home from Tesco

[Fumbler]

Oh yes.

[wuvvum]

8 hours ago, andy18s said:

She'll be lulling you into a false sense of security, and will pounce at the drop of a dog treat.....

Well,that's how it goes with our pack,most of which are just enjoying the 30°c heat

That is some quality doggage going on there.

[MarvinsMom]

as related earlier wednesday was my 45th birthday.

best pressie was this from my better half.

kerry knows me so well!