What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[loserone]

I've just been streetview snooping on the guy wgo bought my 323f gti from wilsonsquared.

 

[dollywobbler]

And to top it all, the Horsey Horseless appears in this episode of QI

 

"Getting out of a car", from 14:15

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knrMWIgvOtc

 

I did have a giggle at that the other night.

[Wack]

Is that really what passes for good makeup , she looks like a thunderbird puppet

[DeeJay]

She models for Madame Tussauds.

[robinmasters]

Looking on Google maps at the site of the old Reliant factory, and this is following the Google car:

 

[Wack]

Quality, yours for £200

 

Including labour he must be making £800 an hour as I can't see any more than 15 minutes a unit

 

Saw 3 pallets in half, nail one to the top , screw legs on , remove Epal logo , no time

[Wack]

But wait , there's more , a £100 bed , looks nice and comfy

[Ghosty]

Is that really what passes for good makeup , she looks like a thunderbird puppet

 

Hello, I'm a young person.

 

Unfortunately it is, at least for average people going on a night out.

Seems a lot of girls/women have trowels, spiders and black marker pens on their dressing tables these days.

 

Matte lipstick is awful too and never flattering, makes you look like you have really wrinkly lips.

[Guest Hooli]

Hello, I'm a young person.

 

Unfortunately it is, at least for average people going on a night out.

Seems a lot of girls/women have trowels, spiders and black marker pens on their dressing tables these days.

 

Matte lipstick is awful too and never flattering, makes you look like you have really wrinkly lips.

 

Hello young person...

 

I agree, wtf do they think they look like?

[Guest Hooli]

Now as it's the grin thread, this weekend couldn't have gone better. She's perfect for me & is delusional enough to think the same about me.

 

How hard is it to move to Bute?

[DodgeRover]

Just get a holiday/ student visa and overstay....seriously is there any work on the isle?

[Guest Hooli]

Just get a holiday/ student visa and overstay....seriously is there any work on the isle?

 

Commute to Glasgow is possible tbh, but there is some work on the isle. I shall be investigating, no rush as I need to rewire & redocorate this place to get enough money back from it to make it possible.

[dave21478]

Hello, I'm a young person.

 

Unfortunately it is, at least for average people going on a night out.

Seems a lot of girls/women have trowels, spiders and black marker pens on their dressing tables these days.

 

Matte lipstick is awful too and never flattering, makes you look like you have really wrinkly lips.

 

Ah yes, the "wipe-clean vinyl sex doll" look - very classy.

[inconsistant]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/a-10-point-guide-to-being-a-dick-in-the-internet-20180206143808

 

This made me laugh. Sorry I mean 

 

 

YOURE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS

[320touring]

Now as it's the grin thread, this weekend couldn't have gone better. She's perfect for me & is delusional enough to think the same about me.

 

How hard is it to move to Bute?

Not as hard as it is to live there;)

[captain_70s]

Saw a mk1 Fiat Panda negotiating the ice at the end of my street and then passed an early Moggy Thou at the Clyde Tunnel. Commute winnar.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

[dollywobbler]

NICE PLATES m8.

[Wack]

Now as it's the grin thread, this weekend couldn't have gone better. She's perfect for me & is delusional enough to think the same about me.

 

How hard is it to move to Bute?

Didn't work out so well for Edward Woodward , you're being lured in

[fordperv]

Popped down my mates bodyshop earlier and say this lovely barge

 

 

He owned this 25 years ago and the chap who bought it has had it since and wanted him to freshen it up as its been off road for a good few years

 

Also the long term X19 that was in my spot has gone so fingers crossed in the next week or so my mk1 sierra should be going in

[Kiltox]

Watch out KGF, there’s a new classic* dealer* in town

 

 

I particularly like the idyllic* backdrop

[DeeJay]

Another from the Daily Mash, with a ring of truth.

 

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/grandmother-just-doing-whatever-the-fk-she-wants-%E2%80%A8-20180206143796

[AlabamaShrimp]

[DodgeRover]

Don't - forget your condoms?

[eddyramrod]

Can't be Blackpool... no tattoos, and nobody's smoking!

[DeeJay]

Now as it's the grin thread, this weekend couldn't have gone better. She's perfect for me & is delusional enough to think the same about me.

 

How hard is it to move to Bute?

[Captain Furious]

New car parts. Can’t wait to fit them and totally resolve the issue that promoted their purchase

 

Post pending move to the grumpy thread when they fail to rectify anything

 

[wuvvum]

Quality, yours for £200

 

Including labour he must be making £800 an hour as I can't see any more than 15 minutes a unit

 

Saw 3 pallets in half, nail one to the top , screw legs on , remove Epal logo , no time

As the old saying goes, a hipster twat and his money are soon parted.

[Wack]

Hello, I'm a young person.

 

Unfortunately it is, at least for average people going on a night out.

Seems a lot of girls/women have trowels, spiders and black marker pens on their dressing tables these days.

 

Matte lipstick is awful too and never flattering, makes you look like you have really wrinkly lips.

If you meet a girl then go to the bar how do you find her again

[AlabamaShrimp]

That's easy mines the one with the curved spine