What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[robinmasters]

What do I win?

 

Ben

Free membership of the Autoshite Facebook group, which is what it used to be.

[beko1987]

When I got in this evening this was sitting on the doormat thanks to Hooli.........

 

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...............following a post I made in Techy Corner

Fantastic! See people, the open forum is a good place to be when you don't talk politics!

[Guest Hooli]

I've got a mate seriously into food & nutrition etc, this link off his page did make me chuckle & oddly think of someone on here...

 

http://www.second-opinions.co.uk/vegetarians-have-smaller-brains.html#.WjTj23bLhdj

 

If that's TL:DR, then veggies & vegans have smaller brains due to a lack of long-chain fatty acids required for brain growth. As tested by the university of Oxford.

[Guest Hooli]

Oh & as it's that bloody time of year...

 

Things you can only say at Christmas
1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat!
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in.
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19: I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more

[DeeJay]

Do you want stuffing?

[Lacquer Peel]

Yep, Beko flounced off so I nicked his avatar...

Whaaaat, beko's gone?

[kinkersaab]

^ i think Beko has become slartibartfast ?

[Guest Hooli]

^ i think Beko has become slartibartfast ?

 

That. Hence we have a blue & a red one now.

[beko1987]

Temporarily, was having a joke in the other forum and the real slartibartfast waved his magic wand and here we are!

[kinkersaab]

such fun..... 

[Tamworthbay]

That. Hence we have a blue & a red one now.

Speak for yourself, mine is still perfectly normally coloured.

[MarvinsMom]

it was xmas jumper day at work yesterday (friday), 

 

my xmas holiday started on thursday night.......

[eddyramrod]

it was xmas jumper day at work yesterday (friday), 

 

my xmas holiday started on thursday night.......

What's a Christmas holiday?

 

(And nobody at my work bothered with a Christmas jumper; I was wearing a yellow hoodie from a charity shop.)

[beko1987]

 

 

I love proper bearings! The Vac these are out of dates from 1929 to 1931,so these are probably older than that still! Could probably strip the ball races down too but they seem to be coming up ok in a solvent bath, don't want to fuck them up since their a bit unobtanium now!

[Guest Hooli]

They look a bit worn to me.

 

A local bearing shop could probably match them for a couple of quid or so.

[PhilA]

It's the weekend.

[strangeangel]

Just back from collecting a rank moped, and watching Dollywobbler's Invacar video over a brew before I go outside and see if I can get the beast running.

 

It's what Saturdays were made for

[catsinthewelder]

I've got about 2 weeks off work over Christmas. Its the longest holiday I've had since I went self employed 3 1/2 years ago.

 

I had 3 weeks off last year after an operation which was definitely not a holiday.

[155V6]

The MG failed it's MOT today.

The grin is that it only failed on a bit of welding which I knew needed doing.

It's been off the road since October last year when I crashed it,I've pulled out the front panel behind the bumper,replaced the front panels & the rear beam & tried to make sure everything looked ok.

Today was the 1st time I'd driven it since the crash,I forgot how much fun it was.

It should be back on the road in the new year 

[beko1987]

They look a bit worn to me.

 

A local bearing shop could probably match them for a couple of quid or so.

Their fine! The machine ran superbly before, packed with fresh (caliper) grease should see it last another 80 years! Can't go ripping the patina out of it now! Already having to replace all the internal cloth covered wires!

[beko1987]

It seems " Santa has been, we can take the tree and cards down now! will make a 5 year old cry and a 30 year old man get bollocked...

 

 

 

The XC90 towing the sleigh was making one hell of a clatter on idle too...

[Tamworthbay]

It seems " Santa has been, we can take the tree and cards down now! will make a 5 year old cry and a 30 year old man get bollocked...

 

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The XC90 towing the sleigh was making one hell of a clatter on idle too...

Fucking tailgating reindeers, hate em,

[fordperv]

Theres a bloke from Malta on passionford with a 1.3 sierra that appears to be a base, its still got its danglers, the grill is body coloured though, ive asked for better pictures of it as there's just an up close from the front wing

[adw1977]

Theres a bloke from Malta on passionford with a 1.3 sierra that appears to be a base, its still got its danglers, the grill is body coloured though, ive asked for better pictures of it as there's just an up close from the front wing

1983-86 1.3 base would have body colour grille and dangly mirrors.

Grey grille was only for the first few months of production 1982-83.

[Wack]

I laughed a lot at this

[andy18s]

https://m.facebook.com/groups/388163148029044?view=permalink&id=898110057034348

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Further to my grumpy post, went to visit Mrs N's 95 year old Grandmother today , to tell her her son's dead. Not exactly a laugh a minute , you'd think...

 

But, I was sent to a local parade of shops for some cake and a bottle of sherry, where I saw this

Yes, it's an e46 Coupe with a massive freestanding television perched in the boot, with a bloke jogging along behind holding it in!

I don't know how far they'd come but they had quite a queue including a bus.

This was in Hayes, which is near Southall West London, so I don't think it was Heritage Motor Centre.

Anyway it was the first time I've laughed today.

[dollywobbler]

Whoever does translating for my YouTube captions also does Facebook it seems. Taken from a Dyane sales ad, translated from French.

 

 

Hey, everybody. I SELL MY DYANE 6 of 1978. Engine 602. Paint in his juice. Vis screws, capacitor, ignition coils, candles, candles, saddlery and new tires. Nothing to predict. Ct will be made for sale

[burraston2006]

Went to Halfrauds to get some antifreeze for the P38. Thought I'd check their flip chart of lies which stated it must be the blue juice not the pink ( mines got pink in it). Thought I''d better check with the fully qualified 12 year old mechanic behind the parts desk- our information is never wrong!

Thought I'd go to the Range Rover main stealers around the corner to make sure. Whilst the current mill stone was working out which colour Rangie to splurge the GDP of a small African nation on they gave me a coffee, topped up the antifreeze and gave me a spare litre FOC! Result. Would defo use again!!

[chaseracer]

Holy crap - 10000 posts!  I can only apologise...