What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[gm]

I had to nip through to Glasgow this afternoon and as it was a nice(ish) day, I took the mazda - the grin is what happened when I parked in a rooftop multi storey carpark, one with really steep, sharp ramps painted with that weird plasticky paint...and I still have my track tyres fitted ! Tyres squealing like a scene from an american cop movie

 

I'm such a child !

[Guest Hooli]

 

I need to get out more.

[DVee8]

https://haynes.com/en-gb/ghostbusters-owners-workshop-manual

 

[M'coli]

I had to nip through to Glasgow this afternoon and as it was a nice(ish) day, I took the mazda - the grin is what happened when I parked in a rooftop multi storey carpark, one with really steep, sharp ramps painted with that weird plasticky paint...and I still have my track tyres fitted ! Tyres squealing like a scene from an american cop movie

 

I'm such a child !

I had that of-sorts in a multistorey carpark in Sheffield, whilst on the way to a job interview - the Peugeot 205TD I had would lift a wheel in hard cornering, but if you got it just right you could make that tyre howl.  This carpark had a spiral ramp, so that tyre was squealing most of the way up...but I'd forgotten about the quirk of low fuel in that car...the squealing stopped when the engine cut out!!!

[Guest Hooli]

I've just polished my helmet while sat at my desk in the office...

[danthecapriman]

I've just polished my helmet while sat at my desk in the office...

I hope your colleagues complimented you for your nice shiny helmet...

[loserone]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[anonymous user]

My temperature sender for the Land Rover has arrived and the gauge is now reading correctly.

 

I think there was a bit of overkill with the packing

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201710150313399

 

QUOTE "before the accident all I wanted to do was to change the brake pads...".

[Guest Hooli]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Pervert

[Guest Hooli]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201710150313399

 

QUOTE "before the accident all I wanted to do was to change the brake pads...".

Loving the technical description too 'rad is f**ked*

[robinmasters]

2015 Vauxhall Astra 1.6 SRi

 

 

[beko1987]

My ebay saga with the brand new vax I sold ended with me not getting a refund... Moaned to Amy about it the other day, and mentioned argos catalogues. She hasn't been to argos, but just came back from tesco and suggested we wrap 4 or 5 of these together and post them a few times a week!

 

 

She's good at wrapping stuff up too! I'll also have a pretty much new vax air silence powered head for sale cheap soon, once I've fixed it. Works fine as long as you don't fucking push the brushroll out of its housing like a twat!

[Pillock]

Smyths Toys are selling a Cavcraft Play Kit, with a recovery truck and a Ford Focus destined to be parked up in the Collection Field.

 

[fiatdaft]

Steels and trims back on today.

 

 

 

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[Guest Hooli]

 

 

That's what you do when you realise how much you've spent on a vauxhall

[AlabamaShrimp]

Another stunning bargain at the company shop Monday

 

 

'yeah sod it I'll just have one' said no one ever.

[PhilA]

 

I fitted some genuine airconshite. Surprisingly it still works. Spent an hour straightening the fins with a screwdriver.

 

Crappy old window units fitted to sheds successfully bringing property values down since 1956

 

 

Looking only slightly better now. If you ignore the moderately severe structural rust.

 

Phil

[Cavcraft]

Smyths Toys are selling a Cavcraft Play Kit, with a recovery truck and a Ford Focus destined to be parked up in the Collection Field.

 

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If they put a muddy Transit in I'll buy one.

[nacho man]

First I borrowed a van to take some pallets home for mrs T’s allotment.

 

Sorted his stations out for him.

 

 

Then I realised that the disco cup holders are perfect for some late night ice cream action.

 

 

Then I had a meeting with a project manager to have a look at a job this morning, turned out it was this absolute honey who turned up in a busso gtv. I was thinking about asking her to marry me there and then but thought it might be a bit soon.

 

 

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[NorfolkNWeigh]

Im sitting in Macdonald's car park at LHR stealing their WiFi , a bloke just walked in front of the car who I thought I recognised, tall black bloke around 50 , wearing a tracksuit. He had an Audi key in his hand , just noticed a Q7 with a number that explained all.

Any guesses before I post the picture?

[DVee8]

Frank Bruno

[Bren]

I had to nip through to Glasgow this afternoon and as it was a nice(ish) day, I took the mazda - the grin is what happened when I parked in a rooftop multi storey carpark, one with really steep, sharp ramps painted with that weird plasticky paint...and I still have my track tyres fitted ! Tyres squealing like a scene from an american cop movie

I'm such a child !

Done that in a Jensen Interceptor in a multi storey in Harrogate - like a 70's cop show.

[Pillock]

Jimmy Sav.... wait. Yeah, probably Frank Bruno. They're the only two older people I can picture in tracksuits, and one of them is less likely to be wandering around Maccies at Heathrow.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Frank Bruno

No, a bit heavier than Frank these days. I only know that because he was on telly yesterday pushing his book.

[Cavcraft]

Purple Atki?

[NorfolkNWeigh]

No, but I bet he'd like a squeeze.

[Cheggers]

Linford Christie?

 

 

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[Cheggers]

Kriss Akabusi?

 

 

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[NorfolkNWeigh]

Getting warmer, bit younger , a lot less smiley and actually got a gold