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[nomiST]

3 hours ago, Dan29 said:

Any other tips for Lyme Regis? I'm going there for the first time in June - holiday / house-hunting 🙂

It's expensive and full of holiday lets, crammed with grockles in the summer but quite pleasant in the off season.  

I know of a restaurant for sale if that floats your boat?

Good luck with the house hunt. 

[Bren]

5 hours ago, egg said:

On the Turner Prize shortlist this year....

My memory of mk3's is the body work being like a doily......

[Yoss]

4 hours ago, Dan29 said:

Any other tips for Lyme Regis? I'm going there for the first time in June - holiday / house-hunting 🙂

I've never actually stayed there as it is only an hour and a half away but it is my favourite town along the Jurassic Coast. If ever we are driving to or from somewhere further west we always stop there.

As I said, there are at least three quality bakeries which is how I judge most places (it's why I like Germany so much). It is very scenic but very hilly whichever direction you come from. It has quite a few galleries and antique shops as I guess it attract the arty types.

It's roughly halfway between Weymouth and Exmouth which are both very pleasant too and there are many little bays in between. It is a part of the world I could happily live in.

[brownnova]

Another glorious day here in North Wales… 

Decided to take the 2CV to work and take the non dual carriageway route home. A glorious run which was an hour long. 

Sadly the day soured when I got home to find a notice of intended prosecution for my use of speed during Saturday drive out the Saab with the roof down… doh! 

[Dyslexic Viking]

Liked it for the 2cv and not for the other.

[adw1977]

9 hours ago, egg said:

On the Turner Prize shortlist this year....

Seems A2BAC is its genuine registration, DVLA say it's a red Ford with no MOT for ten years.

[Rust Collector]

7 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said:

A further point - given the GVxx number plate, I'd bet that was originally supplied by Baldocks of wivelsfield Renault? Although the factory plates are probably long gone by now, perhaps earlier paperwork as well, so there may be no way of knowing. I'd be amused none the less if it turns out it was! 

Pretty sure the GV plate could’ve been issued to any Sussex based Renner dealer but I’ll have a look to see if the original service book is there. The plates aren’t original sadly so can’t tel from those. If it’s a really local car then it possibly came from Tates in Newhaven, less than a mile from where it’s currently parked up!

[wuvvum]

8 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said:

A further point - given the GVxx number plate, I'd bet that was originally supplied by Baldocks of wivelsfield Renault? 

I'm now sat here silently hoping that there is a Renault dealership called Wivelsfields in Baldock to restore equilibrium to the cosmos.

[RoverFolkUs]

28 minutes ago, Rust Collector said:

Pretty sure the GV plate could’ve been issued to any Sussex based Renner dealer but I’ll have a look to see if the original service book is there. The plates aren’t original sadly so can’t tel from those. If it’s a really local car then it possibly came from Tates in Newhaven, less than a mile from where it’s currently parked up!

Aye true, I know it makes sod all difference but it's just one of those nitpicky things that stands out to me 😅

[EyesWeldedShut]

18 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said:

I'm more impressed that a 1.5 DCI from 2002 still exists courtesy of Delphi's batch of fuel pumps made of cornflakes 🤣

Cornflakes were made of thicker material in 2002. Austerity measures thinned them out since.
I'd have a random

[SiC]

18 hours ago, Rust Collector said:

The fault turned out to be a crank sensor that would read at low RPM’s but couldn’t manage higher than about 1500rpm and would cut out.

Did you replace the crank connector? It's that which usually causes the sensor to die. Took Renault a long time before they realised this. Many 2000-era Renault failed because of that connector and I reckon one of the major reasons they had such a bad reputation for reliability during that period. No codes stored and often  only cuts out when warm.

There is a new design connector and sensor that should be fitted when replacing the crank sensor. Aftermarket still make sensors for the old connector but should really change it. 

You can actually get away with splaying out the contacts on a old sensor if you want a quick get home fix or just verify it's the fault. 

[SiC]

18 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said:

I'm more impressed that a 1.5 DCI from 2002 still exists courtesy of Delphi's batch of fuel pumps made of cornflakes 🤣

It's the 65bhp going by the DVLA. Iirc they didn't use the problematic Delphi pump - only the 105bhp engine did from (admittedly now vague) memory. 

[loserone]

Oh my, so it's economical AND slow? I have a mega want for that 😂

[Rust Collector]

10 minutes ago, SiC said:

Did you replace the crank connector? It's that which usually causes the sensor to die. Took Renault a long time before they realised this. Many 2000-era Renault failed because of that connector and I reckon one of the major reasons they had such a bad reputation for reliability during that period. No codes stored and often  only cuts out when warm.

There is a new design connector and sensor that should be fitted when replacing the crank sensor. Aftermarket still make sensors for the old connector but should really change it. 

You can actually get away with splaying out the contacts on a old sensor if you want a quick get home fix or just verify it's the fault. 

No, I didn't realise there was an issue with the connectors on these engines. It had the replacement sensor about 2 years ago and has been no bother since thankfully.

[Rust Collector]

I'm sorting out the insurance today and will grab the Clio tomorrow. I'll run it to work and back for a bit to make sure I know exactly how rough it is and then I'll get her listed up on here.

Whilst it's only the 65hp motor I've always felt it moved the car along quite nicely, and being an older 3 door hatchback with all the weight of a shopping bag it is surprisingly fun to chuck about. I'm quite fond of the little fucker, despite the shit jobs I've had to do on it over the years.

[Datsuncog]

MOT day looms for the Corolla.

Hasn't been driven for a few weeks, so plenty of new squeaks, rattles and grinding noises to frighten me.

Treated it to a new brake light, a tickle with the tyre pressure gauge and a splash of branded unleaded to knock the fuel light off.

We'll know in an hour if I'm to suddenly become very interested in the availability of a mildly leaky Clio on another landmass...

[SiC]

53 minutes ago, Rust Collector said:

Whilst it's only the 65hp motor I've always felt it moved the car along quite nicely, and being an older 3 door hatchback with all the weight of a shopping bag it is surprisingly fun to chuck about. I'm quite fond of the little fucker, despite the shit jobs I've had to do on it over the years.

I've had a few as courtesy cars. Great fun to rag the feck out of them. 

Being a fixed vane turbo, you get an old fashioned dollop of power when you hit boost. Quite addictive and makes it feel faster than it is!

The Clio II must be one of the last proper small cars out there before everything went super bloaty. Durable little buggers too and probably why so many are still floating around. 

[Datsuncog]

Bit of a queue over at the test centre, despite showing up 15 mins early in a noticeable break with tradition.

I'm hoping the testers will be too busy drooling over the Ferrari in the next lane and laughing at the scabby-arsed Transit with visibly sagging sills to notice that the 'Rolla's pretty much just an accretion of hopes and prayers...

[Datsuncog]

I love this car.

Clean pass.

Massive relief.

[angle]

18 hours ago, grogee said:

This is made up AICM£5

Can also confirm it is real, I had a girlfriend in college who lived over the road from Baldocks (for thread crossover purposes, she drove a Rover 114 GSi that her and her dad were definitely* going to turn into one of those kit cars that look a bit like an Audi TT, if you're on strong prescription medicine)

[grogee]

"Snailgropes of Ballbagshire"

Yes I figured it was real but it sounds made-up, no?

[Rust Collector]

I picked up the magnificent beast of a Clio this evening.

All that condensation is a result of all the sex acts that were performed on me as a result of driving such an awesome car, and is definitely not a result of pop up sunroofs being absolutely shit.

At any rate, it’s not as rough as I remember and is really fun to drive. If you can get behind the wheel of it and resist driving it like you’re 17 again then you’re more grown up than I am.

[RoverFolkUs]

48 minutes ago, Rust Collector said:

If you can get behind the wheel of it and resist driving it like you’re 17 again then you’re more grown up than I am.

That's just what MK2 Clios do to anyone!

I saw one reverse along a main road to then perform a 3 point turn, reversing into a t-junction the other day if we're talking about that type of new driver 🤣🤣

[Mrcento]

'Great car, just needs some work on the sills'

GEE, YA THINK?????, Did Stevie Wonder manage to tell you that from the fucking Space Station?

[EightMegs]

Sold the Starlet, it's just been lying idle in my grandfather's back garden since I left Ireland and it would cost more than it's worth to bring it over here, so I said I'd move it on to someone who'll enjoy it. Currently contemplating buying an engine for the Carina on eBay.

[Sh'Eds]

Well I don't claim to be any kind of detailer but pretty happy with this shine on Mrs sheds 3008. 

[andyberg]

A week into my new job, delivering and collecting cars for europcar, what do I think?

Job is ok, not happy with other work colleagues using their phones while driving mind. But the main point is it has reinforced to me that most new cars are shit, every night when I get in the Safrane it's like meeting an old friend, proper comfy seats, lazy gearbox and big windows to look out of. No masses of buttons and no beeps every few seconds to tell me to brake, slow down, you are too near the white line, you are too close to the car Infront, you are not driving in an eco friendly manner 😡. And why does the ' infotainment system ' have to be so complicated? 

So if nothing else I will stay for a while because of the feeling of joy I get on my way home in my shite car.

[Asimo]

8 minutes ago, andyberg said:

And why does the ' infotainment system ' have to be so complicated? 

Because marketing wankers everywhere associate complexity with desirability.

[mat777]

 

Some creative jumplead-based bodgery has enabled me to track down and overcome the best efforts of 𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘, 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 by getting the Land Rover to start for the first time since January - and to hit the road for the first time since August! Now I just need to make a permanent fix in time for shitefest  

 

[Dangermouse]

8 hours ago, Sh'Eds said:

Well I don't claim to be any kind of detailer but pretty happy with this shine on Mrs sheds 3008. 

What did you use? That's a nice finish