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[xtriple]

Mate has just texted me to say that the police hae now said 'no driving to anywhere to walk your dog'

This is what's known as a bugger as Phoebe can't walk and just loves laying in a hedge, destroying it.

[HMC]

I’ve just taken a photo of the noughties MGrover HMC reserve collection as I’ve barely touched any of them save for picking the kids up.

I did have some cider yesterday eve and wanted to say cheers to you all.

[egg]

Bugger, just sold something on ebay, normally go to Post Office to get proof of postage - but just going to trust to luck this time!

[HillmanImp]

1 hour ago, xtriple said:

Mate has just texted me to say that the police hae now said 'no driving to anywhere to walk your dog'

This is what's known as a bugger as Phoebe can't walk and just loves laying in a hedge, destroying it.

Lass at work was picked up by the police today after dropping her boyfriend at work (Asda) as he doesn't drive. She was asked to prove it, she's like, er how? They just let her go.

[busmansholiday]

1 hour ago, xtriple said:

Mate has just texted me to say that the police hae now said 'no driving to anywhere to walk your dog'

This is what's known as a bugger as Phoebe can't walk and just loves laying in a hedge, destroying it.

I'd say that whilst plod might stop you they should be pretty understanding when you explain the circumstances to why you need to use the car.

Hopefully.

[Royale80]

Polished Sierra and the wife's Focus-must be getting bored!

 

[egg]

2 hours ago, xtriple said:

Mate has just texted me to say that the police hae now said 'no driving to anywhere to walk your dog'

It's worse in France, in the village an uncle of mine lives in someone was 'caught' without their attestation walking their dog in their own street.  Immediate fine.

[Cavcraft]

Has Wuvvum come out of his couch yet?

[Ohdearme]

Been in quarantine/isolation for last two weeks. Took first trip out today to drop some spare food at a neighbour who has a wheelchair bound  mother on the 12 weeks no going out list.

Had to push Mazda out of way first as following on from wifeys breakdown a few weeks back, there’s clearly a phantom drain.

Laguna woke up after two weeks of idle so I took that.

Saving a few quid by not renewing the insurance and sorning the white Mazda as I don’t think I’ll be needing three road legal cars any time soon.

[clayts450]

Did a good weekly shop at our local Morrison's this evening, at 6.30pm.

Hardly anyone in the shop, and loads of stock of pretty much everything (eggs and bog rolls aside). I didn't do any panic buying in the last couple of weeks, so never experienced the queues to get in anywhere - it was all very calm. 

Thought about giving the 420 a good blast but thought better of it and drove straight home.

[00833827]

Update on my fleet. Missus' golf needed a new clutch in the end. I thought just slave cylinder but mechanic didnt agree. Who am i to argue. Shes back on the road anyway.

My v50 failed test on rear suspension imbalance and headlight alignment. I got shocks for the rear delivered today. One side really sits down over bumps. Headlights i have not gone at yet but one seems very low so i am hoping the bulb is not fitted properly. I have aligned headlights before so i think i will be ok. Will fit the shocks tomoro. It will keep me out of the pub! Oh. Right.....

 

[Dannyk]

Decided to wash and polish the polo. Can't wait till I'm aloud to the jet wash again, much easier

Also found a sticker in a box of crap,  spose i could stick it on my jumper for next time I go shop

[GBJ]

42 minutes ago, Dannyk said:

Can't wait till I'm aloud to the jet wash again, much easier

 

Why aren't you allowed to jet wash it?

[Dannyk]

12 minutes ago, GBJ said:

Why aren't you allowed to jet wash it?

i didn't think that was 'essential'? Plus  my local petrol station is twice as busy as usual and people seem to think the two metre rule also applies to cars in the que to get in there

[mitsisigma01]

8 hours ago, dollywobbler said:

One week since I last went for a drive. The G fired up straight away once the fuel got through. Sadly not a very long drive, but staves off the madness for a little longer.

Supplies and a Post Office visit. Roads largely, but not completely deserted. 

Holidayed up there many a time, great scenic drives out through the reservoirs area, should of got a 10 foot whip aerial and flag for the Mx5, had many a close call because we were lower than the walls, grasses and undulations and couldn't be seen. Also in my old Rover 420 we were sat at the side of the road watching this crusty old Landrover bouncing through the landscape then a load of sheepdogs come steaming out of the back bombing off up into the hillside until they were near on out of site, a minute later shitloads of sheep come flying down the hill closely followed by those sheepdogs, the bloke didn't even get out of his Landrover. We were so struck by this amazing sight I didn't notice a horse had come up on my blindside, head and neck up to the shoulders straight into the car pinning me to my seat straight across to the Mrs who had the snacks on her lap, he got what he wanted until I told the Mrs to get the fk out with the food, eventually he got out leaving the Rover and me covered in horsehair and dribble!!! An interesting drive, made the 420 seem quite small 

[brownnova]

Took the Saab to Aldi on my way home from work.

 Very quiet, there was pasta, bog roll and everything! 

Was well behaved and drove straight home, despite the sunshine. 

[17-Coffees]

I was made redundant today, considering I work(ed) in a now 'essential' industry and was only told last Wednesday that redundancy were taking place...

7 and a half years working there and I never even got a "so long", let alone a good luck.

And right in the middle of a national lock down, global pandemic and start of rescission in the oil industry(and all that befitted from it) in Aberdeen, and no doubt global recession in general.  

 

Fucking yay. 

[Tayne]

Have you considered calling the police or the fire brigade?

Not to be like those wankers who call 999 when KFC run out of chicken, but to ask if they have any jobs for mechanics. I reckon they’ll both be running vehicles for a good while yet.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

11 hours ago, dollywobbler said:

One week since I last went for a drive. The G fired up straight away once the fuel got through. Sadly not a very long drive, but staves off the madness for a little longer.

Supplies and a Post Office visit. Roads largely, but not completely deserted. 

That looks very like New Quay. Just along the way from my friends in Rhydowen.....

[Noel Tidybeard]

On 3/24/2020 at 3:28 PM, xtriple said:

I have been asked on three separate occassions today if I need any help with food shopping. Once by a woman I have never spoken to before. Is this because I am an obvious cripple (in which case, thank you all very much) or because I look like an old bastard (in which case you can all fuck off!     ).

probably the latter

[Amishtat]

Blinking in the daylight after about five months. Possibly my shopping cart later on today,might as well try to enjoy essential travel. 

[egg]

9 hours ago, Noel Tidybeard said:

probably the latter

I always thought our @xtriple was the resident silver fox, lol ?

[High Jetter]

2 hours ago, Amishtat said:

Blinking in the daylight after about five months. Possibly my shopping cart later on today,might as well try to enjoy essential travel. 

That is lush!

[egg]

From the Egg AS archives, July 2017 - when we could freely mingle with rusty Jags and Saab's of many shiters. Oh and eat and drink in public!

[Bren]

Knackers to coronavirus.

 

I've been busy.

[GBJ]

18 hours ago, Dannyk said:

i didn't think that was 'essential'? Plus  my local petrol station is twice as busy as usual and people seem to think the two metre rule also applies to cars in the que to get in there

Ah, sorry, I thought you meant jet wash it on your drive with a pressure washer.

[Fat_Pirate]

I was hoping to roffle this next month, but that seems extremely unlikely - at least it's very clean now.  I'd like to get on with replacing the cambelt but it means ordering parts - and that's not really on just because I'm bored, is it?  Alfaworkshop sounds eager for business though.

[Cavcraft]

1 hour ago, Bren said:

Knackers to coronavirus.

 

I've been busy.

 

Thought you'd sold the Passat, M8?

[Bren]

16 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Thought you'd sold the Passat, M8?

Its my SD1 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

1 litre of Castrol 10w/40 lobbed into the CX. Still no reading on the dipstick. By contrast, dipping the dipstick directly into the Castrol bottle gives me nice clear indication between the markers, so I'm not going mad. The battery needs a recharge anyway, so I couldn't start the car.