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[Guest Hooli]

A lot of motors only work properly in one direction.

[Guest Hooli]

Volvo is bloody bankrupting me. Sort of tempted to swap it for something more sensible* but really don't think I should sell it, and don't know what I'd get either as not a lot else fits my needs that isn't soul crushingly boring like a Civic Aerodeck.

 

Old Man went off to get some vac hose from the scrappy today (anything non-holed is better) as I'll be fucked if I have time to do anything between work and uni any more, and somehow managed to come back with a Blue Point hammer. I shan't question it...

 

Bought a new fan motor for it too but it was fucking LHD and a complete mirror image. Transplanted the new motor into the old housing, it works but it's pathetically weak for some reason.

 

I know it's crazy & not very AS. But why not just run one car?

[Ghosty]

It's crossed my mind but I'm not too sure it's a good idea. The Civic and 850 have a great balance.

[Guest Hooli]

But not a great bank balance.

 

I'd just keep the 850, I find them good & Jap stuff is boring.

[richardmorris]

Here's the odd petrol powered bicycle from last night. Any ideas what it is - he was doing about 30mph.

 

 

[cort16]

I’ve had these Capri S decals in the cupboard for nearly 5 years I thought I might as well fit them

 

[Lord Sterling]

More Turkish bucket adventures;

 

Went out yesterday to help my cousin with his small collection of mopeds he buys and sells. As I looked at the Turkish bucket, I noticed a puncture. Brill, thankfully my cousin knew tyre place less than a mile down the road.

 

So off with my nephew I went (nephew on Blue coat)

 

 

They look exactly like the tyre places I use back in the UK.

 

£4 later and the tyre is happy again.

[Supernaut]

I’ve had these Capri S decals in the cupboard for nearly 5 years I thought I might as well fit them

 

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I thought you were trying to sell it?

 

Although I suppose the sporty new decals will have potential buyers falling over each other.

[cort16]

I bought them when I got the car but didn’t want to fit them until I’d finished all the welding . I found them in the cupboard and thought I might as well fit them .

[binhoker668]

So having gotten the mirror sorted and working, I decided that having it the wrong colour was not going to get the parsnips buttered.

 

 

I have no idea why I cannae get photies to be the right way up on here.  No matter how many times I edit them.

Anyway, having ordered some primer and paint and swiped some fine sandpaper from work, I decided that Jim Bell's mirror-enthusiasm would also be mine.

(I have never sprayed any part of a car before).

 

 

 

 

 

 

Still another coat or two, then the lacquer.  Not too bad so far.

 

Seriously - WHY are the photies ALWAYS the wrong way round!

 

In later news, I got a quote from the local garage in Southwell for replacing the thermostat, as I'm sure it should be getting up to temperature much quicker, and more MPGs should be achievable.

 

Part = £40.  Part + fitting = £430.  H-O-L-Y F-U-C-K.

 

That's his 'book price'.  Said if he has a look at it he might be able to bring it down a bit.

I have no faith in it coming down much though.

Shirley it shouldnae be so astronomical?  I mean, I have never professed to be in any way a mechanic, but......

 

So there ye go.  Small steps. 

 

And yes, it does look rather like a big purple helmet.

 

[Guest Hooli]

More Turkish bucket adventures;

 

Went out yesterday to help my cousin with his small collection of mopeds he buys and sells. As I looked at the Turkish bucket, I noticed a puncture. Brill, thankfully my cousin knew tyre place less than a mile down the road.

 

So off with my nephew I went.

 

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They exactly like the tyre places I use back in the UK.

 

£4 later and the tyre is happy again.

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Are English speaking people as common as those signs make it look over there? I didn't expect to see that.

[Lord Sterling]

No, English signs just look more "professional" and probably "international" than a Turkish sign as of course they want as much trade as they can get, a bit like those "Solutions" signs you see on the side of many small trader vans in the UK. The place I took it to was a trading estate with lots of auto-related businesses.

[Guest Hooli]

Fair enough, cheers.

[mrbenn]

So having gotten the mirror sorted and working, I decided that having it the wrong colour was not going to get the parsnips buttered.

 

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I have no idea why I cannae get photies to be the right way up on here.  No matter how many times I edit them.

Anyway, having ordered some primer and paint and swiped some fine sandpaper from work, I decided that Jim Bell's mirror-enthusiasm would also be mine.

(I have never sprayed any part of a car before).

 

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Still another coat or two, then the lacquer.  Not too bad so far.

 

Seriously - WHY are the photies ALWAYS the wrong way round!

 

In later news, I got a quote from the local garage in Southwell for replacing the thermostat, as I'm sure it should be getting up to temperature much quicker, and more MPGs should be achievable.

 

Part = £40.  Part + fitting = £430.  H-O-L-Y F-U-C-K.

 

That's his 'book price'.  Said if he has a look at it he might be able to bring it down a bit.

I have no faith in it coming down much though.

Shirley it shouldnae be so astronomical?  I mean, I have never professed to be in any way a mechanic, but......

 

So there ye go.  Small steps. 

 

And yes, it does look rather like a big purple helmet.

 

Liked for the paint job!

 

Re the thermostat issue, Renault 5 'stat in the top hose? That's what we're doing on a friend's Astra G, on which the thermostat is behind the cambelt.

[binhoker668]

Ahhh, yeah I'd forgotten about that fix.  Would that work on a 2.2 turbo diesel automatic Merc?  Bearing in mind that I am a complete novice....

Also, would that just work in tandem with the existing one?

[andy18s]

Went and picked up the new ML last night.

No collection pics as it was dark and snowing so nobody wanted to hang around too long

The actual sale had taken place earlier,and all paperwork sorted with the the notary

 

Its a 2002 270cdi with all the toys including full leather (heated in the front)

Ice cold aircon front and rear,all the usual electrical gubbins present and working

Fully serviced whilst under it's original German owner with the last stamp being only 24000 km ago

Drives very well for a 224k km car with just a couple of dings in the paintwork and could do with a new steering wheel

The Mrs drove it home and is pleased with it

She had a bit of a baptism of fire as it was her 1st time driving for over a year,shitty weather and fecking insane locals driving like.....well....Bulgarians

Pics are from this morning whilst I stuck a decent stereo in it

[Supernaut]

I bought them when I got the car but didn’t want to fit them until I’d finished all the welding . I found them in the cupboard and thought I might as well fit them .

Anyway, wasn't having a pop or anything. I really do like that car, lovely colour too! Just a complete lack of place to store it and funds to buy it are why I'm not on a train to Ayrshire.

[Six-cylinder]

Spares car!

 

It was not there at 11pm last night.

[Mally]

Ahhh, yeah I'd forgotten about that fix.  Would that work on a 2.2 turbo diesel automatic Merc?  Bearing in mind that I am a complete novice....

Also, would that just work in tandem with the existing one?

 

Dunno, may depend on size of top hose, but it works on a diesel 75, and yes it will work in tandem because yours is open all the time.

If you/someone tries it, make sure it's fitted the right way round, mine nearly wasn't.

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

I'm glad i have been married for years. This online dating shit seems grim. Like gumtree but without the 80quid cash 2nite mate.

 

No - really - THAT IS how it sometimes works!

[Eddie Honda]

Here's the odd petrol powered bicycle from last night. Any ideas what it is - he was doing about 30mph.

 

It's a bicycle with an engine attached. Perhaps if you knock him off you might be able to identify the make and model of the bicycle?

 

You keep asking for ideas what it is. I've already outlined my thoughts of what it is in post no. 58001 and so has DW in post 58003. I stand by my thoughts.

 

To keeping on asking for "ideas of what it is", is just insane. A generic kit isn't going to have a make/model.

[SierraMikeHotel]

Ahhh, yeah I'd forgotten about that fix. Would that work on a 2.2 turbo diesel automatic Merc? Bearing in mind that I am a complete novice....

Also, would that just work in tandem with the existing one?

Shit. I need the one on mine done and I was planning to get it done by the garage.

 

It's a common fault and there are step by step guides on the forum, maybe I will have a go myself (also a novice/mechanical incompetent).

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

Ayrshire, is why I'm not on a train to Ayrshire.

 

FTFY    (of course joking - lovely and immensely beautiful part of the planet)

[SierraMikeHotel]

Heard from the bodyshop: the car is ready, but they're no longer able to deliver it back to me and I can't get there by train before they close so I'm going to pick it up on Saturday morning.

 

I didn't need it this week, but this is a bit silly.

[Craig the Princess]

I know it's crazy & not very AS. But why not just run one car?

Go and wash your mouth out with soap and water.

[egg]

I think Hooli isn't far off, the normal AS plan is to run one car while having about 20 other projects....

[BorniteIdentity]

Euro’s seem to have a proper, legit, kosher and genuine sale on atm. Not the usual #fakenews stuff.

 

I might be wrong, but I just bought a Bosch oil filter and a Mann air filter for £3.99 delivered.

 

If it’s not a sale, then it’s cheap anyway! #Flash50 until tonight x

[Supernaut]

I think Hooli isn't far off, the normal AS plan is to run one car while having about 20 other projects....

Hooli just got the wording wrong.

 

The AS way is to have one car running.

 

 

...plus fuck-knows-how-many hopeless cases projects.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Euro’s seem to have a proper, legit, kosher and genuine sale on atm. Not the usual #fakenews stuff.

 

I might be wrong, but I just bought a Bosch oil filter and a Mann air filter for £3.99 delivered.

 

If it’s not a sale, then it’s cheap anyway! #Flash50 until tonight x

Air filter, oil filter and 5L of oil for the BMW for £24! (Yes, I know it takes more than 5L, but I still have a couple of litres left from the last oil change).

[Guest Hooli]

Air filter, oil filter and 5L of oil for the BMW for £24! (Yes, I know it takes more than 5L, but I still have a couple of litres left from the last oil change).

 

How many fucking litres in a fucking four six banger?

[egg]

Thanks Oil filter and Air filter for Mazda for £8.09