Furthest away car for sale.

[bunglebus]

To be fair that 1st pic is pretty cool

[High Jetter]

Someone's been Sumo wrestling?

[Crackers]

Concentrating too hard on the drone shot to notice?

[D.E]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202201191509130?year-to=2002&radius=1500&sort=datedesc&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&include-delivery-option=on&price-to=1000&advertising-location=at_cars&postcode=g37bq&page=1

[AnnoyingPentium]

On 1/18/2022 at 3:25 PM, Dave_Q said:

RIP the drivers left knee

Why have crumple zones when YOU can become the crumple zone?!

[mintwth]

On 1/19/2022 at 2:12 PM, D.E said:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202201191509130?year-to=2002&radius=1500&sort=datedesc&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&include-delivery-option=on&price-to=1000&advertising-location=at_cars&postcode=g37bq&page=1

Objects in the mirror may be a barcode

[Jim Bell]

 

It's one of these five. 

(Not the caravan)

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-230k-SLK-roadster-/154801291045?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m2548.l6249&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0

 

[Soundwave]

Since we don't have a thread for "car adverts posted during an earthquake", I'll plonk this in here...

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/899319494079697

[AnnoyingPentium]

19 minutes ago, Soundwave said:

Since we don't have a thread for "car adverts posted during an earthquake", I'll plonk this in here...

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/899319494079697

Honestly if one of them was crushed in an earthquake it would bleeding well look better.

[D.E]

The Nissan Micra is a thrilling car.

[D.E]

There should be a Mondeo somewhere in this picture.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/mondeo-estate-2007-/1426714850

[stuboy]

55 minutes ago, D.E said:

There should be a Mondeo somewhere in this picture.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/mondeo-estate-2007-/1426714850

thats terrible

[Petrolize]

A screenshot of what I thought was a Jetta but is a Golf, it was taken a from a window a couple of months ago (hasn’t been snow like that in a while), and in the dark. She will let it go cheaper without a valet if that helps though

[D.E]

Scared of the dog?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255463247616?hash=item3b7acbcf00:g:P0QAAOSwsWJiRMrR

[Fabergé Greggs]

[D.E]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/07-golf-luna-plus-/1433381531

[Missy Charm]

9 minutes ago, D.E said:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/07-golf-luna-plus-/1433381531

If she wants to improve the view of the car she could invite a load of snowflakes round and show them a Bernard Manning video; they'd all take a fence...  

[GrumpyCat]

On Facebook marketplace, 2008 BMW series 3 £2,700

 

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/586639706427763

[C1am]

work horse car running,

Only photo.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/work-horse-car-running-/1442571892

[Missy Charm]

To all photographers:

 

[Soundwave]

Again, a little bit off topic but we don't have a thread for "Car adverts that momentarily made me wonder if I need an eye test"... so I'm putting it in here instead.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/472445264903843

[CaptainBoom]

On 29/09/2022 at 18:12, Missy Charm said:

To all photographers:

 

or...

 

[egg]

Opening foto (nah, bumpe rs are fine m9)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144798233352?

[Rod/b]

[C1am]

Saab 9-3

2.0T Aero 4dr
2003 (03 reg)

£525

Hmmm -  £525. Any chance of a deal?  "650 if gone tonight. "  BINGO!

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202212302854302?advertising-location=at_cars&radius=1500&seller-type=private&include-delivery-option=on&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&postcode=ox29nz&exclude-writeoff-categories=on&sort=price-asc&page=2

[andy18s]

[grogee]

Not going to win any AS trophies for Far Awayness, but could pick up a bronze in the Utterly Shameful Camera Skills. This is the only photo

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-astra-hatchback-2012-manual-1598-cc-5-doors/1450662568

[Mrcento]

I mostly just want to know how this pic came about.

Did they forget to take any and only realised they had no pic for an as after their partner drove away?

Did they intentionally take it to be the worst potato-cam action shot ever?

Did they just abandon it there and run back home to specifically get that angle?

Did they wait at their window for days in the hope of photographing a similar car to their own?

I'm absolutely lost tbh

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/569771978156117/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[Dave_Q]

Erm, what about the random second photo of a receipt? Adds nicely to the mystery. 

The listing does say it needs a DPD clean, maybe it is in 24/7 use as a parcel machine so can only be photographed in motion?