Urgent car viewing. Local landmark MG Midget IT'S MOVED HOUSE!

[Cavcraft]

I'm going to try and finally excel all previous levels of grimness. Wish me luck...

[michael1703]

Internal grimness?

 

Zafira/meriva/scenic/Picasso would be my sort of guesses

[rantingYoof]

1.4 Ford Fusion. LX. Wheel trims. Historically red, now pink. I have visions....

[eddyramrod]

Billy, I've seen some of your cars.  The only thing that could possibly set you a new record grimness level is the Clelandcraft Samar.......... oh wait... you're off to Yorkshire at this hour????

[Cheggers]

*hides behind the sofa

[chaseracer]

It'll be raining soon.

[andrew e]

Renault Scenic RX4 with no forward gears.

 

 

 

And the roof cut off by the fire brigade.

[vulgalour]

Ford Ka that's been in a muck spreading accident.

[The Moog]

Its like the concept of nothingness.... we can put boffins on the case, spend millions in research but cannot predict what it is...

[doobietoo]

PT Cruiser with lots of extra chrome?

[Pillock]

A Ssangyong Rexton converted into a pickup, a stereo that is permanently tuned to Radio 1, and a glovebox full of MRSA.

[Jim Bell]

Raleigh Ultra Burner.

[Felly Magic]

Renner Twenny TX ISIS edition

[Bren]

Chrysler Neon?

[EssDeeWon]

[Dave_Q]

A BMW 218d Active Tourer.

[Cavcraft]

I've done it!  Beaten countless fuckwits (I'm not kidding, either) and landed the bastard. It's actually beyond hopeless, Christ knows how I'm going to get it home. To give you an idea of how terrible it is, it's about 3 miles from my gaffe and I'll be lucky to get a trailer or recovery truck to fetch it for me. 

 

Clue for now: It's in BrownNova's spotted thread.

[Matt]

Is it Geoff AKA Hammerhead Eagle iThrust? I can't imagine anyone would be willing to move that. There is a fair bit of grimness in that thread.

[Timewaster]

Without looking at brownovas pics, I'm going for a 1972 Commer camper van that has sat in a back garden since Thatcher was in power with a smashed side window and a family of wood pigeons living in the over cab bed.

 

Am I close?

[Cavcraft]

Not a Commer (sadly) but it's been sat in a garden for a long time (I think 20 years plus, owners says about 15) and I've spend some of our holiday money on it. My missus will find out tomorrow when my daughter tells her, that should be fun.

[plasticvandan]

An accident damaged Daewoo matiz with no engine?

[Pillock]

I want it to be a pink Manta, or a Carlton GSI.

 

I'm betting it's a moss-covered rotten E30 though.

[Matt]

Not a Commer (sadly) but it's been sat in a garden for a long time (I think 20 years plus, owners says about 15) and I've spend some of our holiday money on it. My missus will find out tomorrow when my daughter tells her, that should be fun.

 

Your new Aston Martin must have taken quite a lot of the holiday money.

[Cavcraft]

[sporty-shite]

Come on, Billy. Put us out of our (your) misery.

[M'coli]

Does it have a Skoda badge?

[Cheggers]

Is that for the car or your testicles when Mrs Cav finds out?

[Pillock]

Dustpan and Brush? 

Has to be Italian.

[Cavcraft]

WCPGR?

 

[Cavcraft]

If you never believe a word I say again, believe this: It's about 387 times worse in the flesh.