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Albert Ross

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All the best for a speedy and relatively painless recovery,

Perhaps it may help you, therapeutically like to post all the gory details at great length for us virtual rubber neckers out here, when you feel up to it of course, its for your own good, trust me I'm a doctor......................

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Bugger me i didn't expect something that bad, wishing a super speedy recovery and best wishes

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Always feels strange posting condolences to somebody I have never met and wouldn't know me from a Voxhole Adam......That, is, however one of the worst road rashes I have seen for a long time.  Get well, fella.

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Oohyerbugger! Wishing you a swift recovery sir.

From A. Concerned-Shiter.

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Appreciate everyone's concerns. Hospital has been wonderful; I couldn't ask for more from them.

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One look at that picture and now I know I'm going to have nightmares.

 

 

stop posting pictures of BEARDED NURSES man, I mean, we have limits.

 

 

 

P.S. All the best Dugong

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Glad you are okay Dugong, and hey, on the bright side if it was an MGF you were in, it is unlikely to have affected it's resale value.

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Ouch - get better soon matey.

 

Got one of those big red morphine buttons?....mmmmmmm....

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Glad to hear you had a lucky escape, mate!

Best of luck with the recovery.

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Nasty.

 

How long until he's popping his head round the door to the next ward?

 

DELIVERY SERVICE AVAILABLE

 

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That looks nasty but at least you're okay. May you have a fast recovery.

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At least you didn't get a comedy bald patch from having holes made in your head. Shit, I'm rubbish at this looking on the bright side thing.

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Not the mgf?

 

Sounds like wild speculation o'clock to me...

 

You were driving a blue J reg proton during OMGSNOKAOS when puppy carrying nuns pulled out in front of you in a voxhol. The resultant swerve caused a loose 20p piece to activate the handbrake mechanism sending the proton into an uncontrollable skid and catapulting you into a bramble bush.

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^ You left out D701SWL, mentions of smaller sockets and white moccasins but other than that not bad.

Brilliant that you're still upright and functioning Dug man as it looks like it could be have been a fair bit worse.

Wish you a speedy recovery man.

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And the car didn't belong to me.

 

Always the best ones to crash.

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Always the best ones to crash.

In Dugong's case, that ain't strictly true ;)

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Bloody hell Jon that's a nasty, nasty shock.

As everyone else has said, wishing you the best of luck for a quick and complete recovery.

I hope they're doing a good job of cleaning you up mate, and do your best to follow their advice on avoiding infection. Scars can be cool, ongoing infections are not fun.

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Get mobile* and smiling soon!

 

 

*pssst, do you want to buy a crashhelmet?

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Tit.

 

Hell of a way to get an Insurance payout.

 

I've given the PMI vultures your number.

 

Don't pick at it, might just spoil your chiselled looks.

 

Sunday, with the Solent Shiters out then? Poor excuse..

 

 

 

Seriously, looks like a lucky escape. Be brave, take the neds, get well soon.

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