Christ, MY EYES! Ebay content with pOUR SPELING

[steve_earwig]

Winscreen...

But, surely, the vendor is a supreme ironist?

Is that one of those guys that does the ironing on top of a mountain?

[maxpower]

WTF are FOME liners?   and he is selling because he is getting out of the mechanical trade LMAO you can bet any money it was his skillz that fecked that beemer up

[martc]

They are rank amateurs at the poor spelling game though - "tyres" and "discs" are spelt correctly. An elementary mistake.

[bub2006]

Anyone else have a slight inkling that these could both be a pisstake?

[inconsistant]

If so then it's one that's been going on for several years, going by the feedback he's been leaving for others.

[wuvvum]

I see your BMW ad and raise you...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251783434532#ht_25wt_1142

 

[Junkman]

i blame the amount of short version spellings of words in text messages

 

I blame mongtardedness.

 

VERI CLIN

[Station]

I see your BMW ad and raise you...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251783434532#ht_25wt_1142

 

 

You'd be wanting to send the log book off yourself if you bought that then.

[xtriple]

You'd be wanting to send the log book off yourself if you bought that then.

Dear Christ, what the fuck is that supposed to say?

[brickwall]

I bet he's one of those people who calls a windscreen a  windowscreen    

 

 

I bet he licks the windows.

[sierraman]

Best one ive seen is Orcshons. Which revealed itself to me phonetically as Auctions. Unless its where second hand birds of prey are punted on to unsuspecting customers.

[Justin Case]

Crap spelling and non-existent grammar are regrettable, but describing an 18 year-old 5 series BMW, with or without head gasket intact as 'awesome' (spelling corrected correctly I hope) should be a hanging offence.

[OwdChina]

I see this spelling thing all the time in America. It's usually because the people concerned

were raised using another language.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I see your BMW ad and raise you...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251783434532#ht_25wt_1142

 

 

 

Jayzus! 

 

I believe we have a winner.

[twosmoke300]

Aren't those a 3.2 anyway

[pshome]

I see your BMW ad and raise you...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251783434532#ht_25wt_1142

 

 

Listed in category: Vehicle Parts & Accessories > Car Parts > Braking > Brake Shoes

[maxpower]

I see your BMW ad and raise you...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251783434532#ht_25wt_1142

 

maybe he works for Cleeneeze and thinks that's the proper spelling.

[quicksilver]

I see your BMW ad and raise you...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251783434532#ht_25wt_1142

 

AL VXUXHALS R SHEET

 

But not as shit as the seller's spelling (I actually typed that as 'seplling' and almost hoisted myself by my own petard ).

[MikeKnight]

Usually you find these people use mobile devices so type in that style, only using a computer for things like eBay.

 

Give it another few decades and typing like this will be the norm.

[twosmoke300]

^^^ don't make excuses for the cretins , they are simply mongs and thats that.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-520-i-e34-JSUT-ONE-LIKKE-THIS-on-EBAY-FULL-HISTORY-/221670870676

 

Holy shit...

[vulgalour]

what's an AMBROSER?  Is it something to do with rice pudding?

[nisfan]

It has new ABS and a spark plug, one disc with prake pads, MUTCH WONTIJ.

 

AYE hAv NOTissed ThI JENeral PUbic Ar Yoosles at spiLEing    adn GRAAmor, ebay, gumtree etc

[Felly Magic]

I LOL'd at that BMW, it probably does come with a tin of rice pudding, no oil lick?? I wouldn't want to lick engine oil thank you very much, and where is Birmigham?

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Rather than mongtardeness, I reckon thats plain old Polishlithuanianess.

 

I saw an absolute belter on the Bay yesterday, I'll try and FNID IT GAIN

[greengartside]

I think we should make this a regular thread - the worst-spelt eBay/Bumtree/SWOPZ adverts ever. I genuinely as a rule don't entertain such adverts that are written like it's a text message, so I won't go and see the car on the basis that they will be a mouth-breathing, vest-wearing, lager-swilling lout. My friend does the same with his Bacefook statuses and it annoys the shit out of me!

 

Seriously, pick up a dictionary or something. Has the spell-check function been discontinued on computers recently?

[andy18s]

Rather than mongtardeness, I reckon thats plain old Polishlithuanianess.

 

I saw an absolute belter on the Bay yesterday, I'll try and FNID IT GAIN

Wasn't a Subaru with " no banging nieces" by any chance?

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Wasn't a Subaru with " no banging nieces" by any chance?

 

No, sadly not.