Christmas Shite greetings.

[Jim Bergerac]

Crappy Histmas to all in the land of shite.

[tooSavvy]

Fuck... its 03:20 ... bastard anklebiter jumped in with gma 》》 = 》》gdad in kitchen with coffee!

 

Twatt noticed Rudolf hadnt taken a bite of his carrot (yet!!)

 

...... bah humbug

 

 

TS

[Junkman]

That Rudolf Diesel, or who?

 

I'm hopelessly drunk.

I have children.

 

I IZ LEAD BY EGGSAMPEL YO

[maxpower]

lying twats...i sat up all fkin nite and no fat dude in a red suit showed up!!!

 

merry xmas... &... a happy shite filled new year

[Tetleysmooth]

Happy Christmas everyone.

Just sat here on my own, house very quiet, grandsons not up yet.

The wrapping paper will soon be flying though.

Just me and our dog Mitzzi at the moment.

[burraston2006]

Merry Chrimbotide to one and all. Keep looking at the turkey to pop in the oven but can't be arsed. I think lunch will be dinner instead! 

 

Is it too early to crack open the Jack Daniels or should I wait until after breakfast?!

[inconsistant]

[New POD]

Happy being skint because youve had to buy overpriced tat for people you dont really like day.

 

I got a calendar and a card from the local chinese wishing me a merry xmas and a happy new year, personally signed by the owner

 

You know you eat too many takeaways when.......

 

 

My sister in law told me that she's apparently bought me the best gift out of all those she's bought this year, and my wife agreed having been told what it is.. I will find out by 11 am, but based on the fact that she refused to take a copy of machine mart catalogue, the tool station catalogue or the screw fix catalogue, I expect it's shite I don't want, similar to what I took to the charity shop and they refused to take (It's posh in Formby and the Charity shops are discerning. )

[purplebargeken]

Just cleaned the christmas cat litter tray. Yay.

 

Merry whatever folks, here's to more AS bollocks in 2015.

[Vantman]

Merry Christmas everyshiter! Brekky devoured,its a long wait for midday when my nephew opens his pub and i shall be treated to alcohol,turkey and pudding!

[Alan_Green]

Merry Christmas everyshiter! Brekky devoured,is a long wait for midday when my nephew opens his pub...

How long did that take to wrap?

[Pillock]

Haha my mum bought me and Small_Pillock_Replica some overalls for "bonding" sessions over car maintenance.

 

Aka, you've got little hands, get that bolt from down there. But mind that pipe cos it's hot.

[Skizzer]

Happy Christmas AND Easter, shiters.

 

[Lord Sterling]

Yo, Merry Shitemas to all y'all.

[beko1987]

Head unit unwrapped and will be fitted on Saturday! Got the new viz annual as well from a mate so that will be laughed at later. On my 3rd pint already...

 

Bloody 365 days until Christmas, and people have already got their lights up, bloody idiots...

[eddyramrod]

(It's posh in Formby and the Charity shops are discerning. )

My wife is from Formby (well from age 8 anyway) and would never describe herself as posh.  However the charity shops are good for work clothing!

[MarvinsMom]

happy christmas one and all,

 

dinner cooked and eaten, some wine drunk, and some more to drink.....

 

sat on the couch with some cartoon thing on the telly, looking at the Rover 75 and Austin Allegro books that SWMBO gave me for xmas

[UltraWomble]

 

HA. Bumhug.

[explosive-cabbage]

I can haz.

 

[brownnova]

Merry Christmas folks!

 

Having to endure Puss in boots currently whilst nearly every other adult in the room had fallen asleep! crappy kids TV surely what Jesus' birthday is all about!!

 

Have fun all!

[fordperv]

Merry shitemas everyone

[Junkman]

I'll never eat again.

[PhilA]

Merry Christmas, y'all

 

Bah humbug. No Christmas decorations this year. Bad weather turned into cold weather. Woke up, the dog had pulled the trash over and had begun to hide various choice* bits under the counter in the dining room.

 

I did however get a slinky spring as my gift. I am simple to amuse.

 

Get to sit in a stuffy house with niece and nephew later on, need to go load some games onto the electronic device we bought him, thankfully all the rest of the toys are fairly normal.

 

Not sure if we should take the Renault.. I think it can stay at home and rest today.

 

I do kinda miss Christmas pudding, with brandy sauce...

 

Phil

[DSdriver]

Went to the pub for lunch, came home and fell asleep in the chair. Now awake and ready to do it all again.

Happy Christmas and a shitefull new year everyone.

[Pillock]

I love a good bumhug.

 

Ate food. Next round of food, intriguingly called "Leftover Pie" is currently being made.

Played Xbox until the Xbox service fell over due to the number of people with new Xboxes.

Switched to card games, which were way more fun anyway. I got Holiday Fluxx.

 

Ate Chocolate between rounds of meat and sprouts.

[The Old Bloke Next Door]

Merry Christmas and happy shite motoring in the new year.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqKb1OGpDjo

[Skoze]

Merry Christmas you glorious bastards. 

[cms206]

Hope you all had a pure beezer ladles and jellyspoons. I got home at about 2am from the in-laws after pouring my brother-in-law into the boot of the 940 to get him home. All in all, a good day. I think.

[Alexg]

Hope you're all having a good one

 

 

[trigger]

I had a dream about your Allegro last night Alex, I must have drunk too much cherry brandy last night.

 

Anyhows, I hope you all had a nice Christmas, mine was nice, wifey was good to me too and bought me some nice stuff like a new camera lens, a Gopro (which I'm still trying to work out how to use) and some pants.

 

If i get another Top Gear related present I'll scream though!