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Sheefag Rank: Lancia Gamma

Sheefag

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https://www.facebook.com/groups/193602934070978/permalink/1927849797312941/?sale_post_id=1927849797312941

 

 

Cheap cheerful user
Ideal for the shop lifters
Starts and drives as it should
Two keys
Full logbook
needs a good valet been through a few fields
And before anyone one asks
yes it's one careful owner full service history etc etc it's a cheap car at the price of £180 no offers at all!!
Based in Skelton ts12
Please call 07742924137

 

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Sheefag Rank: Lancia Gamma

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https://www.facebook.com/groups/193602934070978/permalink/1919332034831384/?sale_post_id=1919332034831384

 

2004 suzuki alto 1.0 80k

£195
Middlesbrough

2004 suzuki alto 1.0 petrol
80k miles
1 month mot
paintwork faded needs polish
drives spot on
good tyres
logbook
ready to go cheap px to clear

£195 no offers middlesbrough
07925217393

 

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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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I should never have seen this. It has to be worth a punt purely for the comedic factor and maybe a collection caper. 

 

He even says "No reasonable offer refused"

 

Jeez.  If you can DIY some discs and pads you're probably off and running for a year!

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tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

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I had a 1.0=3potta Swift.... The Sheefag has that Alto flagged up here.

 

I have always considered that [5 door] as probably the best 'bus pass money' family wheelbarrow around.

 

Crash worthinesslike a 2CV, likely, but I haven't seen so many about totally hanging ??

leanycan Rank: Citroen Ami

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He even says "No reasonable offer refused"

 

Jeez. If you can DIY some discs and pads you're probably off and running for a year!

Even if it does suffer a complete meltdown. The initial cost of the car could be recouped in parts and scrap value.

 

 

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MikeR Rank: Lancia Gamma

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nice offers , but I am after a car for the wife , but I cant find one with a 4 speed box , her car's 5th gear is still new at 100K !!!!!!

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GeordieInExile Rank: Renault 16

GeordieInExile

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And it's a saloon as well. The best shape!

  • oldcars and BorniteIdentity
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busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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So who's going to get there first then ?

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beko1987 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

beko1987

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I've eyed up the focus saloons for my next work shitter too, so utterly unloved yet usually maintained quite well. I think their fucking ugly but still would!

GeordieInExile Rank: Renault 16

GeordieInExile

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So when's that going into a roffle? Two randoms please when it does.

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R9UKE Rank: Citroen Ami

R9UKE

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If I wasn't in Belfast, and therefore adding at least £200 to anybody's collection mission, I'd be roffling shite all the time....

Broadsword Rank: Renault 16

Broadsword

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Some impressive buys here. I can't quite beat that but here it goes. I bought a clean 04 Punto 1.2 8 Valve with 6 days test for £200 last week. Took it for MOT the next day £35 and it passed without advisories. Bought about £35 of bits to get everything sorted and do a cam belt, aux belt + service. I already have oil so not adding the cost of 2.8 litres 10W-40. For about £270 a tidy car with a years ticket and a new cam belt seems reasonable. Shame I did the belt in too much of a hurry and got the cam a tooth out. Real rubbish timing marks on the FIRE engine. Need to go back and reset that now, thankfully it's a safe engine.

 

EDIT: Timing fixed, engine perfect since.

  • Dirk Diggler, theorganist, Laseraligningfoofooflanges and 7 others
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Sheefag Rank: Lancia Gamma

Sheefag

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Hyundai Accent, MOTd until May 2019 with a decent MOT history.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/hyundai/2002-hyundai-accent-car-good-runner/1313463517

 

If your looking for a cheap reliable runaround this is for you.No frills.starts first time,115k miles.
Have owned for over a year & never let me down.New car forces sale.Has knocks marks & usual wear & tear.MOT till May 2019
No scammers No offers Messages only

 

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