for sale Autoshite Decals - restock *pg 11* £2.50

[Micrashed]

I can haz sent £4 for six stickerz of the nu-type.

Please

Thank you very much.

[New POD]

I was thinking "I'd rather be dead than drive a Picasso"  might be better, which is what I had on my old mk2 cavalier CDi auto.

[Micrashed]

I was thinking "I'd rather be dead than drive a Picasso"  might be better, which is what I had on my old mk2 cavalier CDi auto.

Ive spent some of the day looking at Picassos on Autotrader as I have discovered the equivalent spec Picasso is cheaper than a comparable Berlingo by some way.

Yes, they look horrid, but...

[Cavcraft]

If you can do bespoke ones I'd like the Autoshite logo and 'Fuck your Volkswagen' underneath it.

[Jim Bell]

If you can do bespoke ones I'd like the Autoshite logo and 'Fuck your Volkswagen' underneath it.

 

I really can not I'm affraid.

I dont actually manufacture them, I make a loss selling and posting them, and the people that do manufacture them are motivated only by the proffit generated by reasonably large orders.

 

If anyone actually wants to pay for a bespoke one, I can suply contact details for the lad that done these last ones.

[Fat_Pirate]

I thought £2 for 3 was very cheap.  I wouldn't object to paying more - £2 each or £5 for 3, perhaps.  After all, any vehicle these are attached to will immediately increase in value, as will local property prices.

[chaseracer]

...I have discovered the equivalent spec Picasso is cheaper than a comparable Berlingo by some way...

 

Believe me, there is a good reason for this.

[Parky]

I still reckon that straplines such as "what could possibly go wrong?" or "Hammering smaller sockets over it since 2007" would be less likely to generate a fatwa from the local W.I or Vauxhall Owners Club.

 

Like these though!

[outlaw118]

Got any of the "All vxls r shit" ones left?

 

Will pay money and everything.

[Jim Bell]

Got any of the "All vxls r shit" ones left?

 

Will pay money and everything.

 

Yes I do.

 

And I also accept money AND everything.

[outlaw118]

u kan haz munny.

 

Sent a bit extra to make sure you're not out of pocket, and to add to the Daveb47 cocaine keep it going fund.

[Jim Bell]

Well reminded. And very kind of you. I still owe a donation to Daves hooker/hosting fund.

 

I'll be sending all the paid orders out tmorro, I will post a "how to apply" tutorial video in this thread too, as the application is slightly more complex than peel and stick. But not much more.

[srad34]

Paypallious sent, I love stickeerrrz I does.....

 

Cheers treacle

[Jim Bell]

 

 

 

Live learning ^

[dugong]

THA WINNAH IS YOO

[Cheggers]

Yo, Shitpeas, Please can you DM me your PayPal address. Ta

[Jim Bell]

All orders went out today chaps.

 

The news from the stockroom is that Shitpeaz industries are down to the last:

 

6 AVAS and 4 SSBCB decals. (I probably should not have wasted 5 for illustration purposes)

 

When these uns are gone, theyre gone.

[hairnet]

haway credit card ya posh git ya

[hairnet]

geoff durham would be proud

[Noel Tidybeard]

sorry i cudnt understand the vid can we have some ENGLISH subtitles please

[Jim Bell]

haway credit card ya posh git ya

That was for the southerners. You'll notice I was using my AA Platinum frequent customer card.

[Micrashed]

Hey - I like those mint choc Mentos too - they are GR8

[red5]

Can I have the 4 SSBCB ones please?

 

I have a belief issue with the others. 

 

Ta.

[Jim Bell]

Can I have the 4 SSBCB ones please?

 

I have a belief issue with the others. 

 

Ta.

 

You certainly can. Just send me some money and I'll get them away.

[Micrashed]

Decals and cock waiting when I got back from my jollies - now applied:-

 

 

[Jim Bell]

RESTOCK!!!

 

Only available in the colour you see (taken from the AS forum banner/logo), in the one size.

 

 

Plain Autoshite Decal:

 

 

 

 

 

Winter Beater Of Death stamp of approval.

 

 

 

 

SVM approved decal.

 

 

 

 

Prices have gone up I'm afraid. Due to the international Octopus shortage, the price of ink has sky rocketed.  Plus Royal Mails second class stamps cost a fortune.

 

 

 

Free plug for young Matt, who produces them. (Volvo 740 owner)

[nigel bickle]

5 plea. Pm your address for paypal monies..

 

Ps. Listened to your tutorial; didn't understand a word of it.

 

Don't you speak Queens English oops narth?

[Jim Bell]

5 plea. Pm your address for paypal monies..

 

Ps. Listened to your tutorial; didn't understand a word of it.

 

Don't you speak Queens English oops narth?

 

These wons are difrint enyway pet.

 

Personal message dispatched.

[barefoot]

Please pm your address for very old fashioned cheque shite.

 

Fanks

[cms206]

 

 

SVM approved decal.

THIS IS SVM APPROVED

 

... young Matt (Volvo 740 owner)

AS IS THIS.

 

Will PM in the morning.