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I was thinking "I'd rather be dead than drive a Picasso"  might be better, which is what I had on my old mk2 cavalier CDi auto.

Ive spent some of the day looking at Picassos on Autotrader as I have discovered the equivalent spec Picasso is cheaper than a comparable Berlingo by some way.

Yes, they look horrid, but...

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If you can do bespoke ones I'd like the Autoshite logo and 'Fuck your Volkswagen' underneath it.

 

I really can not I'm affraid.

I dont actually manufacture them, I make a loss selling and posting them, and the people that do manufacture them are motivated only by the proffit generated by reasonably large orders.

 

If anyone actually wants to pay for a bespoke one, I can suply contact details for the lad that done these last ones.

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I thought £2 for 3 was very cheap.  I wouldn't object to paying more - £2 each or £5 for 3, perhaps.  After all, any vehicle these are attached to will immediately increase in value, as will local property prices.

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I still reckon that straplines such as "what could possibly go wrong?" or "Hammering smaller sockets over it since 2007" would be less likely to generate a fatwa from the local W.I or Vauxhall Owners Club.

 

Like these though!

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Well reminded. And very kind of you. I still owe a donation to Daves hooker/hosting fund.

 

I'll be sending all the paid orders out tmorro, I will post a "how to apply" tutorial video in this thread too, as the application is slightly more complex than peel and stick. But not much more.

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All orders went out today chaps.

 

The news from the stockroom is that Shitpeaz industries are down to the last:

 

6 AVAS and 4 SSBCB decals. (I probably should not have wasted 5 for illustration purposes)

 

When these uns are gone, theyre gone.

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RESTOCK!!!

 

Only available in the colour you see (taken from the AS forum banner/logo), in the one size.

 

 

Plain Autoshite Decal:

 

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Winter Beater Of Death stamp of approval.

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SVM approved decal.

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Prices have gone up I'm afraid. Due to the international Octopus shortage, the price of ink has sky rocketed.  Plus Royal Mails second class stamps cost a fortune.

 

 

 

Free plug for young Matt, who produces them. (Volvo 740 owner)

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