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John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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What a crock of shit.

 

I like how the two ludicrous cupboard door handles bolted to the bonnet are described as "non-period modifications".

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Let me guess, he bolloxed this one to create the 'replica' in 'check out my other items'. Double moronicity.

 

The gucci mens bag Is quite telling 

jakebullet Rank: Renault 16

jakebullet

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3K for a rusty shell with "wob pack" fitted, an unknown v8 and not a lot else?

RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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Am confused by that "Cossie". Is it a part-complete Cossie rep, or supposed to be an engineless actual Cossie?

 

The centre console looks awfully like it once surrounded an automatic gearbox selector

mk2_craig Rank: Renault 16

mk2_craig

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Possibly rung once already? Whatever, sold for 2500 apparently. The stakes are high with these things so I can imagine one outcome being that shell getting cubed pronto and a better one disappearing from its owners premises.

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meggersdog Rank: Renault 16

meggersdog

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Somebody been watching too much Inbetweeners ?

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briefcase wanker

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-1959-American-UNIQUE-icon-with-brand-new-USA-exhaust-system-not-fitted-/252873392085?hash=item3ae06dbfd5:g:yfUAAOSwX61ZA7Wj

 

Nothing unique here, mate of mine bought one last year for a third of the price.

Unless the briefcase has 20 grand in it and comes with the sale that is.

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Those Sunnys had a bizare spec, dangly mirrors but all round electric windows, wouldn't kick it out of bed

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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^^ good post, rong thread.

 

This thread is for "Bargains" #sarcastic not bargains #geditbortquik

 

"Bargains" like this,

 

utterly ruined Range Rover,

on a Q plate,

a MOT history that doesn't read of a well maintained / loved vehicle 

So quelle surprise then that it has no MOT, 

covered in cheap tat that simply adds to the dead weight

description and I quote..

 

Message me if you would like to know more as just to much to list.

 

 

Only £4 bags! shit mate where do I sign

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Classic-Pickup-/322519574693?&_trksid=p2056016.l4276

 

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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Due to me only been able to post thumbnails off eBay, I rarely post in this thread. But sometimes I shout WTF? So loudly to myself, I have to.post-17414-0-17676700-1495626479_thumb.jpeg

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-TRIUMPH-2000-2-0-AUTO-MOT-TAX-EXEMPT-SALVAGE-REPAIRABLE-Vandalised/262997029332?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D44293%26meid%3Df66e34694ecf4fbda27c41a16adfac50%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D252953826402

 

Tatty looking 2000 Auto that's been vandalised and written off, OK it's supposedly very low mileage, although the pre vandalism condition suggests another 100k miles .

It does come with new glass and a wrong colour, possibly mk1, if it really is leather, interior.

 

So, £7,000 seems fair, I suppose!!!!!!!

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LostnotFound Rank: BL Wedge

LostnotFound

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Apologies if this has been posted before.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Metro-Van-/322547146224?hash=item4b194eddf0:g:~hwAAOSwc-tY3UX7

 

Not only do you get the remnants of a shell but also a high mileage a series engine jigsaw that was 'running before being taken apart' unlike the other suggested ringermobiles, surely there aren't gangs of people out looking to half inch metro vans?

 

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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I dunno, I'd quite like a few examples of late 90s lambo-doored obnoxiously-painted fibreglassed shopping trolleys like that to survive. Same as I think there should be a museum somewhere with a Reiger wide arch Merc 190, a Viva with side pipes and a stupid rake to it, a transit with porthole windows, and a Granada GL with the full RS Bodykit. Just a snapshot of how tuning fads have evolved over time.

 

To be fair, that Corsa is quite a late one so either someone modded a brand new car with tonnes of wob, or it took them so long to save up for all that tat that they missed the fashion by about 5 years.

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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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My 16000 mile Vauxhall 2300s now listed on the bay

 

 

 

Um, methinks your very lovely Vauxhall actually is a bargain, and would be better marketed somewhere other than in this sarcastic thread intended to showcase overpriced tat.

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