2013 Autoshite Quote Thread

[Junkman]

The exact combo I want to be driving when I retire.

[explosive-cabbage]

Loving the 125p (why did they insist on badging those with their future trade-in value?)

 

Nicely said. Don't say it too loud though, or else offend some in this 'ere parish!

[sporty-shite]

ROMANIAN CRIME GANGS HACKED INTO MY MORRIS ITAL’S ECU AND CAUSED THE TRUNNIONS TO SHUT DOWN

 

 

 

Emperor Bollz on form in the NU_CARZ thread.

[catsinthewelder]

Castros-Bro  wrote

 

Details of how to make a small EMP generator are available and probably illigal to use on passing VAGtat

 

in the "ALL NU CARZ ARE SHIT topic death by hacksident"

 

made me giggle

 

 

incedentally I tried to copy and paste that and the paste bit was greyed out so I had to one finger type it so appologies for any mistakes that I've added.

[wuvvum]

Reg_Gonadz again, in the "How to ignore a member" thread.

 

I just tested this out by ignoring myself. Brilliant! Now I do not have to waste any more time reading the puerile drivel I seem to churn out relentlessly.

 

Made me do an actual ROFL.

[skattrd]

From  cort16 the ebay tat thread

 

 

 

 

R9UKE will be strapping himself into a giant catapult to fire himself over the sea to get to this v6 C5 with LPG for £450.

 

This made me lol, and picture a giant catapult for shiter collection missions

[rml2345]

Want to take a photo?

 

Use a camera instead of those fucking phones!

You don't use a tumble dryer to refrigerate your beer either.

[Cavcraft]

 

TooSavvy's picture of the former Linwood plant.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

^^^^ thats flipping ace, is that you in the pic Savvy?

[RedSparrow]

Oh man that is superb!

[Cavcraft]

I'm going to openly fix the 2014 calendar thread and make sure that's on it.

[tooSavvy]

^^^^ thats flipping ace, is that you in the pic Savvy?

 

Mr_Bo11ox:- You. You can’t lie, so tell me puppet, where is Savvy?

Pinocchio:- Uh, hmm, well, uh, I don’t know where he’s not.

Mr_Bo11ox:- Your telling me, you don’t know where Savvy is?

Pinocchio:- It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that it is or isn’t almost partially incorrect.

Mr_Bo11ox:- So you do know where he is?

Pinocchio:- On the contrary. I’m possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn’t probably be, if that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t.

Even if he wasn’t at where I knew he was, that’d mean I’d really have to know where he wasn't. [..or,feasibly, in a picture]"

 

 

 tooSavvy

[Wilko220]

This just gets better all the time

[Cavcraft]

Has anyone seen Toosavvy and Dufrais Constantinople (sans wheelchair) in the same room?

[Junkman]

In 1983/84, I was five years old and living in small village in east Kent, still getting over the visual shock of the Ford Sierra.

[Pillock]

I think Boll was after either Yes, or No 

 

[Split_Pin]

I love this site.

 

Can the LOL'ING Imo be in the calendar too?

[Junkman]

 

 

Saabs  have aged well in my opinion, expecially the ones with the rubbery bumpers. They look shite and classy at the same time -  you cannot get better than that.

[meggersdog]

I think Boll was after either Yes, or No 

 

After consulting my book, Terry Fuckwit's guide to TooSavvy speak, the answer is yes.

[Brent_Crude]

There hasn't been as much humour as usual on here of late, but this gem courtesy of barefoot from the 'Suggestion' thread made me laugh:

 

 

Reading locked threads and tutting profusely is one of my sole remaining interweb pleasures

[hairnet]

from alan partridge after buying his new motor

 

'Not quite the “Skeleton having a wank in a filing cabinet†rattle,'

 

terrible but funny

[KruJoe]

This made me snigger:

 

robinmasters said:

 

http://forums.moneys...isplay.php?f=70

 

Having read a few threads, that's more like Pistonheads for stupid people. Although most of the time Pistonheads does a pretty good job of being Pistonheads for stupid people.

[vulgalour]

Only two of my vehicular desires have perturbed my wife though - one is a hearse, the other is a Leyland National. 

 

[warren t claim]

From Vulgalor, "the *idea* of YHA is appealing but I don't think I can actually go through with it... rather like Talbot ownership".

 

Roffles!

[Mr Livered]

John F: "clunge". Cheers mate, I have learned a new word today

[Mr Livered]

The damn thing felt like it was on ice, and had my arse going like a rabbits nose

[KruJoe]

So I've been off-roading in a 3 wheel drive Lada. Excellent!

[vulgalour]

Hilariously, my mate Ryan used to own that. I think he paid £495 for it, which was £700 too much.

 

[KruJoe]

I'd rather push 1lb of dried peas up my arse and sit (while listening to 'Busted' on repeat) waiting for them to swell up and cause an internal injury than drive one of these Almeras TBH

[hauserplenty]

LM

 

If you put an Audi badge and grille on it I’m sure the punters would lap it up.

AO

UC.