Base Model Hearses

[808 Estate]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/276462015019?itmmeta=01HYY0HTMA66ZFWE3PPWQEBMQP&hash=item405e6b922b%3Ag%3AomYAAOSwmnFmPpow&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAAwB%2B8h471yQ1IzsnuSFc6qbR29LkEA4XjwD16fxwClDzfkvurbOVUawRsC5JZjOwzzsCvNtJUrYi5bDHY%2F4MRx7yU4AkjcZXj0y9WJzfKz4clOxNpB219ekRk5VLoxIYMY3BqT7qE8DEv2u1JFaed%2Fl%2BsFqxZz2tyhHTP3zuwcTGh4pVE3iKAk%2BdUv2gKbZw%2FY0Qg7Xt3DKRU7RUZgZeJdajx2Ygc8vCrkuSIHviTQjX1rQTnm6CNGRBv706S0KVFfA%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR5qqx8D3Yw&LH_ItemCondition=4

[quicksilver]

Car based hearses are just too posh. What you really need to depart in style is a converted van.

This Commer Superpoise apparently never actually got used as a coffin carrier because once it was completed its owner was appalled and said he wouldn't be seen dead in it. At least it has a petrol engine and not a rattly old diesel rough enough to wake the dead.

[High Jetter]

Are the doors carried over from something else? 

[martc]

[155V6]

[155V6]

 

Yes,it's a diesel

 

[155V6]

[bunglebus]

When are we getting the "puke" reaction?

[sierraman]

3 hours ago, 155V6 said:

 

Yes,it's a diesel

 

For the finishing touch of a life that’s really thrown you a bad card… being carted off in a cardboard coffin with that rattling its bollocks off. No wake, just a few chicken spread sandwiches on Bimbo bread in the car park next to a dog being sick. 🤣

[Metal Guru]

1 hour ago, sierraman said:

For the finishing touch of a life that’s really thrown you a bad card… being carted off in a cardboard coffin with that rattling its bollocks off. No wake, just a few chicken spread sandwiches on Bimbo bread in the car park next to a dog being sick. 🤣

Not quite how Pure Cremation put it in their ads.

[Talbot]

4 hours ago, bunglebus said:

When are we getting the "puke" reaction?

🤢

🤮

[sierraman]

1 hour ago, Metal Guru said:

Not quite how Pure Cremation put it in their ads.

I’ve often wondered with that, do they burn them all at once to save a bit on the gas then divvy the ashes up? Doing em one by one must be a ball ache, if I was doing them I’d stick 2-3 in at a time, could probably knock off by dinner time. 

[sheffcortinacentre]

13 hours ago, 155V6 said:

You'd be glad to be on the inside of that good job the windows are blacked out.

That's fugly.

[Metal Guru]

11 hours ago, sierraman said:

I’ve often wondered with that, do they burn them all at once to save a bit on the gas then divvy the ashes up? Doing em one by one must be a ball ache, if I was doing them I’d stick 2-3 in at a time, could probably knock off by dinner time. 

I don’t really care much once I’m dead.

[adw1977]

20 hours ago, sierraman said:

I’ve often wondered with that, do they burn them all at once to save a bit on the gas then divvy the ashes up? Doing em one by one must be a ball ache, if I was doing them I’d stick 2-3 in at a time, could probably knock off by dinner time. 

Certainly with pet cremation they generally do several animals together and then give each pet owner a share of the ashes.  Unless you pay extra for individual cremation.  Not sure what's legal for human remains, though. 

[sierraman]

1 hour ago, adw1977 said:

Certainly with pet cremation they generally do several animals together and then give each pet owner a share of the ashes.  Unless you pay extra for individual cremation.  Not sure what's legal for human remains, though. 

1/5 Dog, 2/5 Cat, 2/5 Hamster…

[martc]

23 hours ago, sierraman said:

I’ve often wondered with that, do they burn them all at once to save a bit on the gas then divvy the ashes up? Doing em one by one must be a ball ache, if I was doing them I’d stick 2-3 in at a time, could probably knock off by dinner time. 

Brace yourself, this could be upsetting -

You can only cremate one person at a time. In fact the dimensions of the furnaces are specifically designed to only allow one body in at a time.

The really upsetting bit -

Spoiler

The only exceptions are still born twins, triplets etc or mother and baby.

 

[Weird Car]

On 26/01/2024 at 15:27, MiniMinorMk3 said:

Had the same fate many rare cars in this country seem to have unfortunately 

[junkyarddog]

[ETCHY]

On 12/06/2024 at 06:41, 155V6 said:

I'd haunt anyone who transported me in that abomination..

[junkyarddog]

For sale,not a million miles away from where I live........

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/1978-ford-granada-2-8-petrol/37296551?modal=gallery

 

[Metal Guru]

1 hour ago, junkyarddog said:

For sale,not a million miles away from where I live........

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/1978-ford-granada-2-8-petrol/37296551?modal=gallery

 

My Dad had a mk11 estate (2.3GL) in black. It looked pretty much like a hearse.

[martc]

We can organise burials, cremations or would you like to try our new service?

[Dan29]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/classiccarsforsaleuk/posts/7861957553911465/ 

[MiniMinorMk3]

[MiniMinorMk3]

[MiniMinorMk3]

[155V6]

[junkyarddog]

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/dodge-charger-hearse-30-000-ono/36116628?modal=gallery

Dodge Charger Hearse!!!!😮

I have a suspicion it's built by the same firm that made my Sierra.

[bunglebus]

On 08/07/2024 at 16:29, MiniMinorMk3 said:

I've seen that before, Granada wearing a Capri face IIRC