Most mental arsed collection mission ever?

[NorthernMonkey]

9 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Nah, that doesn't work, Lexus is 3.3 so that only leaves 1.6 litres for the other ICE-powered purchase.

You are all sniffing around the correct patch of trees, although as yet, no one has cocked their leg on the correct one.

We are now on the second train of the day.

 I’m half way through Rich’s excellent book and Claire is busy generating AI images of herself at the day job…

[Cavcraft]

2 hours ago, NorthernMonkey said:

We are now on the move

 

Thoughts and prayers, M8.

[wuvvum]

Lexus, Keeway, Clio auto?

[NorthernMonkey]

19 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Lexus, Keeway, Clio auto?

And we have a winner!

Staying in Portsmouth tonight, leisurely breakfast in the morning then a short hop over to Fareham to collect the Clio before nursing it up to @Kiltox’s gaff in Gloucester where we’re meeting to collect the Lexus which will be used to transport the Keeway (which will hopefully fit)

I was going to come down in the truck but, having chatted to @calebaaront, I’m reasonably* confident the Clio will make it under its own steam if things are taken carefully. That, combined with a lack of enthusiasm for driving from Lancashire to the South coast at a restricted 60mph and the fact I managed to get train tickets for £50 each, sealed the deal.

Time will tell as to whether this was a sensible decision.

[Weird Car]

3 minutes ago, NorthernMonkey said:

Staying in Portsmouth tonight

My condolences 

[NorthernMonkey]

3 minutes ago, Weird Car said:

My condolences 

Hey, it’s not all bad…we get complimentary toilet paper in our hotel room 👍👍😂

[Weird Car]

2 minutes ago, NorthernMonkey said:

Hey, it’s not all bad…we get complimentary toilet paper in our hotel room 👍👍😂

Free toilet paper   3 sheets of toilet paper 

[Lord Sterling]

I really hope it's a K11 Micra, or a Standard 10.

Wildcard guess, a Stutz Bearcat.

 

[Split_Pin]

For real mental arsedeness you need to dolly the Lexus with the Clio. 

[NorthernMonkey]

12 minutes ago, Split_Pin said:

For real mental arsedeness you need to dolly the Lexus with the Clio. 

Claire has already metaphorically blagged the keys to that…

[NorthernMonkey]

Phase 3

The Euston train was 40 mins late so there’s a lump of the fare on its way back courtesy of Avanti 

[NorthernMonkey]

Still can’t get my head around 5G on the underground these days!! 

[yes oui si]

They even have inside loos in London...

[DSdriver]

Good to see all those happy smiling faces on the London Underground.

[jim89]

1 hour ago, Weird Car said:

Free toilet paper   3 sheets of toilet paper 

This is Hotel Bastardos !!

[yes oui si]

47 minutes ago, jim89 said:

This is Hotel Bastardos !!

I was thinking more...

[NorthernMonkey]

Final leg now to Portsmouth courtesy of Southern trains.

Just listening to some halfwit in the seat behind me with a switched on vape and a bottle of wine trying to blag buying a child ticket on Trainline whilst the conductor stood and watched her... 🤔😂

[Weird Car]

5 minutes ago, NorthernMonkey said:

Just listening to some halfwit in the seat behind me with a switched on vape and a bottle of wine trying to blag buying a child ticket on Trainline whilst the conductor stood and watched her... 🤔😂

Average Portsmouth citizen 

[NorthernMonkey]

She got off at Chichester. Had to laugh as the RP team were on the platform waiting 😂

[Weird Car]

15 minutes ago, NorthernMonkey said:

She got off at Chichester. Had to laugh as the RP team were on the platform waiting 😂

Wait… no…. Chichester slander won’t be tolerated 😩😭

She was probably getting the bus to Bognor, yeah we’ll go with that 

[NorthernMonkey]

She was an absolute pearler.

She then went on to start whinging loudly on the phone to someone that she’d just received a lifetime ban from Primark earlier today for shoplifting.

Not having the best day of her 16(+) years on this planet.

[big_al_granvia]

fuck, and i thought glasgow smackheads were bad

[NorthernMonkey]

Just now, big_al_granvia said:

fuck, and i thought glasgow smackheads were bad

She’d have certainly given them a run for their money.

Had to laugh when the guard threatened to get BTP to meet her and her parents would be informed, she replied at the top of her voice that her parents were both dead.

Once he’d moved on, she started whinging to her mate that her dad may as well be for all he did for her!

[NorthernMonkey]

Anyway, in Wetherspoons now waiting for dinner. It’s bloody busy down here!!

[warninglight]

6 minutes ago, NorthernMonkey said:

Anyway, in Wetherspoons now waiting for dinner. It’s bloody busy down here!!

Seems like it should be in Bristol.

Chodspeed!

[NorthernMonkey]

Cocktail time now! 😂

[High Jetter]

5 hours ago, NorthernMonkey said:

Hey, it’s not all bad…we get complimentary toilet paper in our hotel room 👍👍😂

Did it tell you how great your ass is? 🤣

The harbour is great viewing.

[calebaaront]

2 hours ago, NorthernMonkey said:

Anyway, in Wetherspoons now waiting for dinner. It’s bloody busy down here!!

Not a bad spoons that one! Next to Guildhall Square 

[NorthernMonkey]

1 minute ago, calebaaront said:

Not a bad spoons that one! Next to Guildhall Square 

That’s the one. It’s ok…only a few minutes stagger to the hotel too!! 😂

[NorthernMonkey]

Speaking of hotels, She’s busy on the GPT again. This is the AI take from the hotel in London last week when we were down for a show at the Palladium…

Not the worst image of me tbf… 😂