If Autoshite made a car

[Dyslexic Viking]

If Autoshite had made a car, what would it be like? I think the answer is below. And @Kiltox had been responsible for the propulsion/engine side, @LightBulbFun responsible for the steering and number of wheels on the 3 wheeler, @sierraman responsible for budgeting and cost control, And me responsible for assembly and fit and finish, and the styling a joint collaboration late at night at Shitefest or FOD.

I recommend watching this one.

[D.E]

Beige.

[Dyslexic Viking]

Yes of course the color is wrong this was my fault a little too many chemicals in the middle of the night and the mixture got a little wrong.

[Dyslexic Viking]

And @grogee, of course, would have written the owners handbook for it.

[Missy Charm]

I've just found a picture of it:

 

[D.E]

  On 20/04/2025 at 18:12, Dyslexic Viking said:

And @grogee, of course, would have written the owners handbook for it.

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I want him to run the text through at least 10 obscure languages first before retranslating it back into English.

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Soha ne érintse meg alkatrészeit, miközben a motor jár.

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Never touch your parts while the engine is running.

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[Kringle]

In jrg with corduroy interior and an xud run on veg.

[hairnet]

  On 20/04/2025 at 18:07, Dyslexic Viking said:

a little too many chemicals in the middle of the night and the mixture got a little wrong

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funnily enough this how my saturday night went

not an experience i wish to repeat

[High Jetter]

  On 20/04/2025 at 21:30, hairnet said:

funnily enough this how my saturday night went

not an experience i wish to repeat

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Because it made you comprehensible? 🤣

[MorrisItalSLX]

[St.Jude]

Surely it’d be a ropey Red Ford Cortina, painted badly in beige.

[lesapandre]

  On 21/04/2025 at 11:46, MorrisItalSLX said:

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[MiniMinorMk3]

This is what Bing AI came up with

[MiniMinorMk3]

1975

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2015